This bitch I barely even know asks me to pick her up and give money. Dubs decides what I say

This bitch I barely even know asks me to pick her up and give money. Dubs decides what I say.

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Suck my balls

Send tits and butt hole and I'll do it.

"kill yourself, get some fucking money off your welfare you stupid fucking bitch, neck yourself"

>how2edgemaster

fuck off you whore

off by one, woah

Where are you, I can bring gasoline?

ayy lmao waddup bitch stfu

I have sex with children.

Gas, ass, or grass. Those are the only payments available for someone asking for a ride.

Nice

I don't know what you are trying to do here but, I'm not having sex with you girls are icky

Ayy

you're gonna have to earn that money ;)

Reroll

only if you suck my dick first

Rolling 4 this to be the next one

Roll moneywhore

Oh god.

op better deliver

I'll bring gas as long as I can pour half it on you and leave you to burn by the side of the row whilst I'm surrounding by the stench of burning fat.

W I N R A R
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The only right answer

Well, I guess now is the best time to ask. But I have atucally had feelings for you for a while. Maybe I can take you out to dinner this week in exchange?

OP won't deliver.

ayyyy

Winrar

So far, we have:

and
through the assistance of this user:

Re-roll

OP is a fag and won't deliver
user does not deliver
we are ded

Op is kill

Yess

Tell her if she really wants that side office shes going to have to show it

you understand this kind of shit must be paid with sex?

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Money sent,enjoy :^)

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Get thread

OP didn't deliver. Thread abandoned.

sorry i have a boyfriend

HE ACTUALLY DID IT
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Disregard that, I suck cocks

Sorry that was my friend
Anyway I just sent you the money,enjoy :^)

reroll for

send her this link and say she has to watch it all

youtube.com/watch?v=sxLOoIS8vx4

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It's photo shopped you mongs. The font is different

Would gas be fine or do you need money?

I can do it but what will i get in return you pretty lady you

Shitty delivery.... as always OP is a cock sucking faggot

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ayy lmao

I have 20 but you got to suck my cock before I'll give it to you

Not shopped

How did you take a photo of your phone?

top form

now send this:

Listen, your mother's a nice woman, but your grandma's a whore. She sucked my weiner until I saw her teeth in my butthole [insert several crying-laughing emojis here]

Op breaks screen to prove not shooped

you heard me, stut the fuck up. The only way i'm going to come out and help is if you suck this dick

maybe he has, you know, a camera?

Depends. What r u wearing?

rolling for this

cant pick you up playing minecraft

He took a picture of it with his phone's camera.

Magic bitches

winrar winrar chicken dinrar

Do those dubs or GTFO :

Tell her you'll go, but when you get there, hand her play money or monopoly money. Spit in her face and drive off while blasting the USSR anthem.

Kek

Mind =blown

Dont go full retard dude.

there's many ways like a webcam

do this and video please for the love of Stalin

tell her you're on your way, but don't ask her where she is.

when she texts you back, tell her you'll be there in ten minutes. keep repeating you'll be there in ten minutes until she gives up.

Seriously, you have to do this one or I will be very dissappoint, user.

Faglord

Maybe if I see your tits I can fulfill your request me lady

Don't reproduce.

send me some nudes to fap to first

Winrar op
I like where this is going

winrar

Go and bring her money, then the second she reaches for it, rip it out of her hands, and slap her with a semen-covered hand. That's the only money she's getting tonight. Then take off.

a camera, two phones, family's member phone, webcam, a tablet. There are many ways, you're dumb.

You didn't actually give me a response asshole.

I bet you don't even get laid either.

Tell her you'll come. Send a taxi for her instead. She's broke, so it'll just be a fuckin tease

>send me some nudes to fap to first

Wow, well dude not judging but that seems to be a little, well, off.
Here it is anyways

'either'
way to out yourself as a virgin.

Roll for 'Gas for head, bitch'

"Can you please help me? I need gasoline..."
"Yea sure. Where are you located?"
"Sorry, I have a boyfriend."

Don't go, someone will rob you man.

Help her out dude. She looks cute.

cmon OP whats happening, dont leave us in the dark nigger

Shut up you cuck. She's clearly a cock teasing whore who just wants shit from OP

waste of good dubs.

for my roll, ask for nudes as proof she's desperate.

i'm sure we can work out a way for you to earn that cash? maybe I can have a go on your vagina flavoured hotpocket?

What if the niqqa is dark and this is all He knows?

>say something she didnt expect
>bitch pretends she's confused
>awkward silence ensues

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I could help you if you suck my dick

Gasoline grifter

I'll be right there, just hang on I've only got $200 on me though hope it's alright
>protip: you don't go, and she can continue being a bitch in the cold