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Bedtime for bonzos edition.

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No bonzos allowed.

men and women share beds because the mattress jew found out he could save/make more money by selling bigger beds on the pretense that "you must share this with your wife!"

>tfw no gf

>tfw no Bonzo

just ate 4 slices of toast with hummus on them

delish

>Bajachan loses her job
>posts less than ever

>my wife's son
paki chan?

if you want to win in this world, you have to be "jewish"

shalom

paki chan?

No. You have to act like one.

there's the trap brit that post inappropriate shit and gets banned, the one that is pakistani and the old knickers up the arse brit.

not me pal

Death row. What do you ask for as last meal. I'd go for porotos con riendas with longaniza just as my grandma made it

Tacos de pastor

i'd have the malibu chicken

Pufferfish sushi and a McRib

funyangs, dr pepper, key lime pie, fried fish and chips(fries), steak biscuit, cheesecake and wine and brie

The world's rarest truffle, I could escape while the search for it. But then I wouldn't get to eat the world's rarest truffle.

Hmm... this is quite the quandary...

>t. rusty shackleford

>broke up with gf of 3.5 years in August
>best friend breaks up with his gf of a month at the same time
>I get a hold of her just to say hi, are you okay, etc.
>we end up being friends
>months go by, completely directionless because its the first time I've been single since I moved away from home
>bang a few girls here and there, never really feel anything
>have been hanging out with girl the whole time, she becomes one of my closer friends, really one of the guy as cliche as that is
>last two weeks we've been seeing eachother pretty much every other day
>can't stop thinking about her
>get butterflies in my gut whenever we make eye contact
>she surprised me with a coffee and muffin when I was studying earlier today
>think I'm starting to really get some major league feels

I'm scared lads, I haven't felt this way in a long long long time

Fucking hell america that's breakfast, lunch and dinner just pick one

I don't think I posted at all when I was NEET for a few months desu

biscuits and gravy

Nice blog subacribed XDDD

Rip

Do you know who you are talking to, that was a just my first snack before breakfast.

>tfw there are no fun mech customization games on Steam

good post

*deletes everything on computer*

I've been here during this morning.

Also, I have nothing to post since everything I say is instantly related with "Attention whoring"

>tfw there are no good tank games anywhere

So what do you do all day now?

Tht's because there are no good games

Fucking spic!

War of the Human Tanks

...

You are just horny. That's your dick sending messages to your brain and you are falling for it. She just feels safe, which will lead to boredom. Not worth a friendship IMO. Keep on fucking whatever has tits and moves, but let that friendship develop for a couple more months and see how it goes.

>not a single actual tank
No thanks

I'm still taking siestas, it feels difficult to adapt to an average person's schedule, especially as a NEET.

>Namefag for attention
>Complain when people call you out on it
This might sound crazy but have you perhaps maybe considered, you know, dropping the name and just posting anonymously like everybody else?

lol insecure

Disgusting

Your autistic complaining is more annoying desu

Based Marx dropping truth bombs.

>Be lefty
>Get cucked
>Be righty
>Get cucked
Everybody is a cuck
I'm a cuck
(You)'re a cuck
You , yes you, the one reading this post, are a cuck

>being this jealous
You could never be our queen

I thought you had no money or something.

everyone would be accusing every other Mexican poster of being that user without the name

Buenas noches amigos
¿Que tal su día?

Who is your favorite Mortal Kombat character

I bought a barbell set, /cum/

sub-zero

NO GAINS
ONLY PAINS

Pretty shit.
Got the flu but about to tuck into some bourbon.
You?

Money isn't a problem if you know how to use it correctly tbqh.

Raiden.

Sub zero also

just ordered some super male vitality

hope customs don't fuck me up the arse when they get here

how does it feel knowing you'll never eat the best cheese in the world?

>tfw that hesitation of moving because of familiarity

Nice. Are you starting or you have experience lifting? What's your goal?

How's it?

how about your favorite MK game?

I like Mileena and my favorite game is 10

>Your autistic
You're autistic

I'm not though, I'm getting plenty of pussy. I just want to hold her hand and walk around the Christmas Market, and make her laugh, and hold her when things go bad.

I'll never make a move though because I know I can let it go in time, maybe. And one of my friends would be depressed if we started dating.

I 100% believe that I could have been a serious power player but I was fucked by my parents and slightly by society

fedora quote me, idgaf. I'll be more than you ever were at least

Was that pizza leather tanned?

I'm upgrading from my old 100 lbs set to a 250 lbs set.

I meant to link you, not the flu bourbon guy

And so ends my university career. How incredibly anti-climatic.

I already miss it desu

>tfw did abso-fucking-lutely nothing in my entire college career

>I 100% believe that I could have been a serious power player but I was fucked by my parents and slightly by society

Said literally every lazy underachiever in the history of mankind.

That's seriously great bro

but thats not tillamook cheese

Hmm?

>Book some days at a hostel
>Watch on of their videos
>Everyone is a fucking normie dancing in a bar
>Cancel immediately

lazy underachivevers said they were 100% fucked by society and slightly by their parents

see the difference here?

>I 100% believe that I could have been a serious power player but I was fucked by my parents and slightly by society
>fedora quote me, idgaf. I'll be more than you ever were at least

Pretty bored.
I'm on holidays I do not know what to do but i have to study some shits like programming..

I could believe it more by 100% by society if it was some 3rd world country.
Your parents would have to be physically fucked in the head to fuck you over.

There is no difference you lazy underachiever
Stop making excuses faggot

>how about your favorite MK game?
Mortal Kombat II and 10.

Trilogy is nothing but a lovely mistake.

That friend is not going to be around in 5 years. Don't make love decisions thinking about what a friend would think or feel. Also, that sounds like a platonic love, maybe it would be best to not ruin it. Just keep on fucking whatever comes around. Again, If you still feel the same about her in 3 months from now, go for it.

That's my plan, I think. I'm very aware that I get extra sentimental and feely about everything when it's snowy out.

Thank you, wise Chilean, and Merry Christmas.

>but thats not tillamook cheese
exactly
pretty delicious. It's the best cheese. my school's food science department makes it. I got some applewood smoked stuff today

reminder that we had a literal "good boy did nuffin wrong"

REMINDER

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give this post a (You) if this video made u cring ;_;

Only a complete idiot would believe in "god."

...

So mommy and daddy were hard on you and kept you from doing what YOU wanted which was obviously fucked decisions.

Your parents knew you were dumb as fuck and sheltered you for a reason. You should be thanking them they never threw you to the wolves you ungrateful lazy faggot.

He's out there, riding on his horse, healing wounded buffalo back into the wild with his male vitality, and hunting down corrupt sheriffs in the Wild Wild West.

>Canada's internet is cheaper than the USA's

How is this even possible? Our internet is very overpriced.

numbeo.com/cost-of-living/country_price_rankings?itemId=33

>Mexico's costs less than half of Canada's
Carlos Slim?

The merriest of Christmas for you bro. I hope it works out for you with her in the end. Just give it time.

*does a break dancing head spin while pooping spraying feces in 360 degrees*

>mechanics test in 6 hours

night buds

>mfw lying in bed for 8 hours before an Org Chem exam, only to get 1 hour of sleep

I have just now only been thrown to the wolves.

be grateful that my bushido mastery wont affect you come 2051, Ghost In The Shell

When do we build a wall in /cum/ now that Trump is Emperor.

night bud

Goodnight user.