Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!

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kagami claimed
>cookie edition

I feel like shit but everything else is fine
What about you?

best girl claimed!
>its 6:27 am
>should i sleep soon?

Oh no, no trouble sleeping. I woke up at 4 PM today, and my sleep schedule is all kinds of messed up, as it's summer break for me.

I hate waking up this early

Claimed

>Not keeping spare dry food in a drawer in your room
And today you have learned a valuable ghetto survival tactic! My recommendations are dry instant ramen, chips, and bottled water/soda.
I'll be getting a helmet cam on Friday, maybe I'll record a bit for ya! I still need my back tire replaced though... hmmm, bah. I'll get that after payday this week I guess.

ohhhh!!!! so you're in school, what are you studying???
i hope you're in enjoying your time off!!

t....this is starting to sound...

>lewd

BUT I LIKE EGGS

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in that boat homie
>i'm so delirious
goodmorning!
>and he was never heard from again
but for real that sounds really cool i can't wait!

#
I already have some. Say ahh...

#
Good morning

>Hanako

Oh, I'm actually in high school, so just regular classes.

>Shiro

Sure. I could elaborate more if you really want, but i'm a lazy bastard.

Sorry you're not feeling too well.
I'm fine though. Just a little bored. Most the people i was picking on wandered off or stopped being such amusing targets for the time.

Queen's stallion go

2/89

morning hanako!! i see your patience was rewarded lol
oh!!!! sorry lol, how's high school goin for ya???

I have bigger pictures of almoust everything but thet take way too long to upload so i use the smaller ones
Sorry for triggering you

3/89

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4/89

penis

Farming the Lothric Knight Straight Sword for this Azor Ahai build is really fucking annoying.

5/89

sorry for disappearing, new TV arrived.

>jenny claim
>goodbye for the night
>don't fuck robots
>it'll hurt your dick

6/89

trips can stop me

Hey Spike, i assume. Nice to see you still haven't offed yourself.

How goes?

7/89

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8/89

Compromises must be made not to starve! Know how many times I'd have loved to go make a damn pizza or something? The answer is a lot. But hey, I didn't starve because I could lower my standards by an amazing amount to eat things most won't.
Here's a shitty burnout I had my coworker record for me.
>He's old, he had no idea how to focus it
I'll be doing a MUCH bigger one when I get the new tire. Look forward to that too!

>5/89
>/89
>/89
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89...89 WTF
Ascii desu claimed

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Oh, fine I suppose. I sleep in every single class, so I have no issues, besides bad grades.
Would you mind doing this in a trap thread or something? It's just making it so we can't have a conversation.


>Shiro

9/89

10/86

sorry typo

My waifu

11/86

You mean badmorning

chek em, please leave now.

damn....are you sleeping 'cause of your sleep schedule being weird???

It's the best waifu

Bibi Blocksberg

nothing linked
>
alright i'm fuckin tired and trolls are being fed gmorning

>p.s. if the trolls keep trolling us everyone leave and start your own threads and link them all to wachother and then keep all the threads alive by crossposting/refrencing

Holy fuck dude have you read chapter 42? I mean since you post Manako and all. It's real good.

Leela?

Aw hello friend. Thanks for cheering me up a little

12/89
trips lol

dont be so negative!
also
everytime tyou start posting i go to bed
why does
add me on telegram if you wanna be friends
>QueenAsuka

13/89

No I just finished 41 and I was hype when I realized my babe was next Anime Leela

I linked directly to the board/post!
Heading to bed I take it?

Just remember that I love and care about you.

Yea, during school year I stay up until 3 AM, takes me at least half an hour to fall asleep, have to wake up at 5:45 AM.
check em.

>Shiro

14/89

fucking kill me

trying to but yknow
>i'm a weeb

15/89

16/89

AINT NO BRAKES

have you tried fixing it?? or are you having problems sleeping?

17/89

18/86

No, I don't have any problems really. I could fix it if I really wanted to, just don't care.

>Shiro

Good. Sending love your way too

satan shall rid this cancer

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Russian animeidiots itt, beware

It's great, read it as soon as you can.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463824552040.webm
There's the direct link to it!
>What's that got to do with anything?

19/86

Well. That was scary.
Dont hit kangaroo corpses on a motorbike at 80 mph

...

hmmm, well okay....is something wrong??

20/86

be gone demon

>hug
You are great.

21/86

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(tsundere-chan)
that is EXACTLY what someone who is tsundere would say
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if its shinoa's yeah
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I'm saving the lot desu!

That sounds like pretty solid advice... You alright?

22/86

As I said, it's just a choice I make. I like staying up late and playing vidya, and just don't care for school, so don't need rest for it if I don't care.
be gone

roll

23/86

vrrooooom
>i want to asukapost
SHIPMATE
are you okay?

Roll

I see i see. Can't very well argue with that, now can i. Lol
Wouldn't even be our first time doing it.
>Plotting rattle

Re-roll

reroll

roll again!

I was lucky that I had the power to kinda explode through it and continue.
Im fine. Just couldnt see it due to truck overtake mode. Scary when you hit it and hit air for that half second.

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rereroll

okay...i don't wanna be that guy, but you should try and do your best in school!!!
>i don't wanna step on any toes

Dont stop!
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25/86

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:)
Anywhere I can read it online for free? The website I read it off of hasn't updated yet

Next time, a little bleach under the tire, and a cloud I can get lost in!
>Then post!
Kangaroos? Bike? That fast? I hope you were wearing your gear...