>ask my mum for infinite warfare for christmas for XBONE
>was having a cheeky little peek in my mums bedroom to see all the chrissy presents
>find out she got me IW for fucking PS4
WHAT THE FUCK FUCKING DUMB BITCH I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING PS4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW I CAN'T FUCKING TELL HER BECAUSE SHE'LL KNOW I WAS PEEKING AROUND AND NOW I HAVE TO ACT ALL SURPRISED AND THEN DISAPPOINTED AGAIN ON CHRISTMAS MORNING!!!!!!!
I once asked for gears of war for christmas and I got fucking gran turismo
I know your pain brother
LOLZZZ
xbone?
whyd you have it
i thought its america exclusive
Trade it in
>consoles
>an xbone at that
At least your mom knows ps4 is better
>be kid in 2000
>ask for ps2 for christmas
>parents buy it
>pulled it out of the box and played with it everytime they went out
>never got caught
>christmas day comes
>act suprised when I unwrap it and the games I already finished
ps4 is better you are the dumb bitch
I'd prefer not to have to wait half a week to play the game
And besides, my mum will be like "why aren't you playing your new game?"
GEE I WONDER FUCKING WHY STUPID BITCH
stop playing video games
cheeky lad
do a switcharoo and return it for the Xbox version next time mummy's out of the house, then put it back where it was :^)
>CoD
>Console
>needing your mom to buy you presents
Why is it so hard for bitches to remember what we ask for? We're able to do it for them.
Go around casually bringing up that you have an Xbox and NOT a PS4 and how it's better and this and that until she realizes she made a mistake. Not really hard.
I asked my parents for pokemon moon and I am 25
>buying retail copies when you can buy them digitally and downl-
oh...
my mummy is buying me Vinland Saga and 20th Century boys
ikr? Fucking stupid bitches, I hate women
Nice bait.
>Mummy hasn't asked what I want for Christmas yet
My mum is genuinely a retard and wouldn't know the difference, to her they're the same fucking thing
jokes on you she bought you a ps4 pro to run it
>getting trolled by your own mum
Sounds like a top lass
buy a copy of the xone version on ebay and replace only the media with your ps4 ver. show your mum your pleasingly playing it and being happy and everything that goes well
Oh great, more worthless trash gifts I'll have to throw out
She's right for the most part
PS4 has bloodborne and nioh though
So PC/PS4 is the combo
>20th Century boys
What about the 21st century boys?
send them to me
I once asked for a pet rock, you know that thing that doesn't do anything.
Was very disappointed to learn my grandma started living with us.
Address? I will legitimately send you my shitty unwanted gifts
>you know that thing that doesn't do anything.
>my grandma started living with us.
Sounds like your wish came true.
that's the joke
your mum is like a weeabro. she aint a normie weeb
I once asked for a very big bouncy ball.
So she gave me aeroplane tickets to California.
She at least got it for you, you ungrateful little bitch.
>90s
>already pc master race
>want red alert
>got pic related
Thanks mom. I love you like a box of chocolates.
Fucking gut you lad
>ask mum for a psp
>get a blowy joey instead
>Philips CD-i
no, I got you lad
...
>ask my mom for a sleeping bag and a tent
>Get two Walmart Medium pull-overs
PC is pretty flimsy though.
Like most genres are on console nowadays then ported to PC. On top of that the PC game selection that's PC exclusive is slim (in regards to new games) or F2Shit.
>XBONE
Has no games
>late 90's
>ask mom for a little brother to chill with
>I get a little sister
>fast forward 19 years later
>my Christmas present is having to listen to her have sex in the next room while I'm still a virgin
I didn't even own a cd-i. Still thanked her, because she's the only mom I have.
Welcome to my life with a little brother also
>last year
>mum gets me an expensive present i didn't want
>gets angry at me and says "this is how you repay me for birthing you"
>About to mom for hiking equipment.
>ask her to just go with hiking clothing gear because that's the least easiest to fuck up.
>She gets me shitty boots and flannel.
>I'm talking Basic Bitch Starter Pack: Lesbian edition/"Outdoorsy" version.
I really don't want to ask you for ma and pa stuff but really making it hard for me to be in the spirit by forcing me to make a request then inevitably failing it.
get lost, cunt
>little sister died
>don't have to deal with that shit
White people won't understand,they hate their parents if they do something wrong,even if they have the best intentions.
>be 12
>it is near christmas, excited and wonder what will I get this time
>for some reason, dad convert to Islam
>mfw mom follow him and convert too
>force me to convert with them
>tfw no more christmas for me from then on
FUCK THIS, FUCK YOU OP FOR BRINGING UP THESE MEMORIES
Fuck you aussies such white trash pieces of shit
Why convert?
I once got a fucking autograph from someone in game of thrones as a gift cause my mum said "you're into all that nerdy stuff aren't you?"
I don't even like GoT
Fuck off piss-skin.
Sell it and buy some nerdy shit you do like.
>xbone
>infinite warfare
>XBONE
>tfw I literally behaved this way because my parents are rich and don't care about me and these problems were pretty much the only problems I ever had
Wow white people are scumbags
I don't fucking care about bullshit I can hold in my hands, all I wanted was a hug.
aww didn't mummy and daddy get you anything this year for chrissy because you got an A- on your maths test? :'(
You first white trash
That's Mainlanders man,not all Chinese are the same
Racist.
this is so fucking retarded
>yellowman calling anyone else trash
>implying there aren't so many identical chinks people don't even care about individuals
wew
thats why you guys write a list of what you want instead of just asking for it
And?
I always write detailed a list with the exact games, books, clothes I want with the price tag attached, the console it's on, and which websites and shops it can be bought from
This way they can't fuck it up
stop giving her a hard time, you didn't pay for shit and she tried her best to make you happy. I hope you're just bantering and aren't this much of a entitled autist
China is trash,all chinks know that
Just telling you that's racist. That's all. Happy holidays.
>mfw christcucks
Merry Christmas Cheese Man
My mom forces everyone to write a list of stuff they want
>sneak into parents room looking for Christmas presents.
>see your parents got you a fleshlight.
buying a game for a console he doesn't own is a complete waste of money, she deserves it
Disgusting!How am I going to eat that dog now....
/bantz
her money. He has no reason to be a cunt over it
Uh, are you my brother?
I really enjoy that fact that militarily we could crush any other race beyond a shadow of a doubt.
>cumskin criticizing those about basic humanity
>we
She didn't try hard enough
She KNEW what she had to get after I told her 6 thousand fucking times and she STILL fucked up
Canadian brother from another mother.
All I want for chrissy is a gf but I'm too ashamed and embarrassed to ask my parents
then maybe she just shouldn't even try and make your prissy ass pay for it
>not asking for money for Christmas to buy what suits you by yourself
My career is designing components for defense companies, yes.
yes he does, he can't even use his gift
Socialise m8
>they hate their parents if they do something wrong,even if they have the best intentions.
how to spot white trash: 101
>cumskin
>source of all human life
Sick burn.
>chinks
>basic humanity
>404 not found
Even chinks don't care about other chinks mayne.
I do
>gift
yeah how dare his cunt mother give her son a free imperfect gift just because she loves him
if she loved him that much she would put more thought into it and buy a game for the console he owns
>Crowd stopped them
Dude read the article
>be a kid
>parents don't allow visiting with friends outside of school and birthday parties
>lonely as fuck
>ask santa and parents for a puppy every christmas
>never got one because parents didn't want any animals
>tfw parents got a dog after I moved out