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Starting with KStew, because I watched Adventureland last night.
Also, I think she is pretty cute and underrated as an actress. She can act when she wants to. So there.

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No. No, really. I think she can act.
This might seem like sarcasm, but I think she can act.

Agreed. SHe's really good in Into The Wild

Where is my Skybro?

OK, in all seriousness. She CAN act. Really. Let's see you act with scripts like Twilight shit. I mean, she does a better job than JLaw in Hunger Games. And that is the same level of script.

Ah thank you! I am not alone!
Also, I like her pale legs.

I am here my friend.
I tried learning German through Duolingo for like a week. It was a pathetic attempt. Truly an embarrassment. Being disgusted by my lackluster efforts is entirely justified, and if I was german I would truly cringe.
Your English is extremely good, by the way.

Ah, thread seems kinda dead. I was gonna post some Jordan Capri webms just to get all nostalgic

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Pale. Legs.

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For footfags. This is my penultimate of KStew

Final one.
Who knows who is up next?

You think so? I don't really know how good my grammar is. I always think: 'Nah, that's so wrong, for sure.' But I was pretty good in english lessons. At least something.
German is one of the hardest languages to learn. Especially because we have so much special regulations for conjugation.

Your grammar is better than a lot of people I know who have been speaking no language but English all their life.
So it's very good, I would say. Did you go to college or something? Or I guess in Germany you can take it in high-school?

Up next is Jordan Capri

This was before high quality video capture was even a thing

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why is she so unattractive?

Is she just a pornstar?

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Because you have different tastes than other people, I reckon.

Yup. Way back from the '00s
We talked about her in the last thread

Penultimate webm of Jordan

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This is it for Jordan Capri. Up next one bonus .gif!

Thanks. Good to know.
English is teached since middle-school here. All schools in Germany, which are near the french border, teach french in the elementary schools, all others english.
So the most of us speak english since they are 6. I leaned french tho. I live 20km away from France.

i used to jack off to this fucking video ALL the time

thanks user for the nostalgia fap

Everyone remembers this chick, right?

yeah! Jordan Capri!

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New celeb now.
My go-to was Jordan and Allie on the bed. Helpful Masturbation, I think it was called on Kazaa. I can still hear the music in my head.

I want fuck Debra Morgan

Yes! Couldn't agree more user. Jlaw in hunger games actually made me depressed about going to see that movie at all. Utter trash. Never seen twilight, so kstew is alright in my book.

Last I heard she got her shit together and is doing fine now. But who the fuck wants to actually research that?
Anyway, who was your favorite lightspeed girl?

That's pretty cool. Here in Canada we are taught French from Grade 4 until Grade 8, and in High-School, which is 4 Grades unless you fail a class or go for college-level training, it is mandatory to take atleast one class in French, for one semester. Most people can't speak it well. Except for the French, obviously.

So you know 3 languages? That's pretty cool dovebro.

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no one has Krysten Ritter webm's?

Oh fuck. No really, KStew is good! JLaw is good! And here I am posting Ellen Page.
But yeah, KStew CAN really act! I've seen it!

It's a shame she's too old to play Ellie when they make a movie of The Last of Us.

Penultimate of Ellen Page because THIS ASSHOLE
has to show up with quads and make me wanna switch to KRitter. I might have one webm. I do have pics

still here

Alright, final pic of Ellen that I could find that was totally copyright free because there had been no alterations to it because I checked with the office of Ellin Peg and she said it was all ok and so I did this picture so it's all good

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Did Ellen page come out as a lesbian?

I need ofc a bit longer to translate everything. Sometimes I have to look some words up.
Oh so you are from Canada? I didn't even know that. I was once in Canada. In Montreal. And in Germany are 2 types of schools between the 5th and 9th grade. One that goes until 10th and the final one that goes until 12th.
Some friends of me taught me a bit of kurdish and russian. But that doesn't really count. Can't really speak it. So 3 is about it. Don't really wanna learn another language.

Yes.
youtube.com/watch?v=1hlCEIUATzg

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I think she has come out as "non-conformative" or something
So she doesn't have to answer anything.

She literally says "I an gay." here. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

She acts happy but we all know she's dead inside.

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Hmmm

Keira is super sexy. That's just me, I know. I like the jaw.

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Holy fuck those abs.

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Yeah, yeah, she's tiny. She's a skeleton. I think she's fun. So yeah.

you have to be a pedophilic faggot to find "her" attractive

and dat tiny ass?? mmm

saved both. thanks user

you're welcome

she's an hot and beautiful Woman, i want her anche Jennifer Carpenter in my bed

Yeah I'm gonna cum.

youtube.com/watch?v=vlg1Y_n_YMU

Skeletal ya ya ya. Whatever. She is actually very fun. So I like her a lot.
Just never plan on eating food with her.

>t
see her

She's about as far from Jewish as you can get

Yeah I love Deb. But I'm cumming to Keira this time

If you have the webm of her from A Dangerous Method getting spanked, now would be a good time to post it...

would pay to see that annoying bitch get BLACKED

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Deb was pretty fit. But c'mon. She couldn't bounce quarters off of her stomach.

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Fuck fakes. BUt thanks anyway

British accents get me so hard

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fake as shit
she's anorexic

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I fucking cringe Everytime that slut or Eva mendez is advertised on a movie. It should be illegal to be that fucking bad

No webm of Keira

she's fit but her face is fucked up

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but her tiny ass is sweet

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This bitch is gross

I finally got round to watching Gotham and I'm slightly obsessed with Selina Kyle, now.

I found it! Gonna use this and the b&w topless pic to cum buckets. Thanks user.

mmmm tnx!!

She is the reason i keep watching it

one of my all-time favourites
-tomboys 4the win

fucking pedo scum kill yourself

the hot of scrubs

stay salty!

she looks better on the left