G'morning b

g'morning b,
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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don't want to make my parents feel like they raised a failure. I'll do it after they've passed on.

Like the song goes

I'm tired of livin', and scared of dyin'


Plus my family would be all fucked up

porn and food

Because I'm not you, OP.

I am dead. Leave a space in the mirror for me when you're taking your nightly piss.

That's a stupid question.
Why would I?
I like my life. Good friends, good gf, good hobbies, good house, good sex, both with gf and animals, good job....
Never understood why some people have so much problems living...

Me again. The guy who comes here for your threads every evening. Why, I will not kill myself today because of your glorious porn!

hi there.

>I like my life. Good friends, good gf, good hobbies, good house, good sex, both with gf and animals, good job....
what animals bro ?

favorite food ?

>that webm

It's like watching a Brian DePalma film.

Only a few months left until I get to have sex again

Because my feet are of normal length, and not some freakishly long mutations like that the girl is trying to hide with stripey socks.

overwatch comes out later today, so at least theres that

The answer to that is very simple. I can't. I still have things to do. But don't mistake that for wanting to live. I very much want to sleep forever, but I'm stuck in the mundane.

They're for better grip

Same.

Mares most often because of size.
Dogs, but not as often. I have a gsd right now and I'm a bit big for her.
In the past, sheep, goats, cows, alpaca,

Fucking angles, are you blind?

I have to pay the light bill

.

so no one else would pay it if you died ?

why is everyone so hyped over that game ?

WTF? because i need to find the episode of this GirlsDoPorn? NAME SOURCE? THEN I CAN DIE NIGGER!

For the love of god sauce!

Its 7am. I haven't slept yet. I've been drowning in dark rum all night, for the past few nights, because I found our my grandfather was diagnosed terminal and didn't tell anyone until his final few weeks.

But I'm not going to kill myself. It hurts, but its a bitter sweet sort of pain. I will lose him, yes. But it will make every memory with him that much more special to me.

i don't know.
again i don't know.

Happy Monday to you both however.

Because my wife and girlfriend would be sad.

I probably should after the weekend I've had.
Posted this a little earlier in a secrets thread.
Here's a story of how shit my life is.
Be 35 yr old Virgin through various reasons mainly being overweight, socially awkward and having a small dick. After years on here I develop a trap fetish, decide that I'm too embarrassed about my small dick and body too visit a female escort so I'll try a trap escort. At least this way even if my babby cock won't do, at least I can get off from my getting my prostrate rammed, (Every holes a goal even if it's mine getting cooked). As I said socially awkward awkward to fuck so trying to arrange it was a nightmare, eventually find a 10/10 say fuck it and arrange to go round after work. Eventually find her apartment after driving around for ages and go knock on her door all the while sweating like a rapist, she tells me to relax and strip off and lie on the bed, she gets naked and starts to rub my cock outside my underwear, 3 seconds at the most and I've shot my muck. I feel like shit and start to realise I'm potentially going to get bummed and I freak out and leave.

Tldr. paid a trap, albeit a beautiful one good money to basically make me Cum in my boxers.

...

Can't masturbate when I'm dead

nigger

OMG. Now I cant die. Thanks alot. I must find the sauce of this tanned ass!

Oh man right there with you. Had a really good time with it in the closed and open betas.

Because I finally broke my 2.5 year dry spell over the weekend and I'm seeing her again tomorrow. Plus, my career is looking up.

you cant kill whats dead inside

good job on obtaining both at the same time.

or you can just enjoy the webm.
what makes finding the sauce so important ?

Autists need the sauce to live, much like the memes.

I probably would if it weren't for the fact that I'd pass on my depression to others

Have to help parents with yardwork. Not going to be a bitchfaggot and just leave them.
Maybe next week

Anyone have source to this?

At least it wasn't with a girl your trying t fuck or a gril you actually like, it was just an escort so who cares?

Learn and live on man

i see. so blame autism.

Because I'm not a fucking coward.

You're right but it would be nice to have had some actual sex but then again I could be on here complaining that I got fucked off a shemale and caught aids or something. Every cloud.

Totally uncalled for good luck. 70% disabled vet. Wife meets new girl at work, they hit it off. I say she is cute enough to finally try out that lesbeian side, she takes it seriously. A year now in a poly relationship.

congrats man
congrats on your bravery.

Can't really blame me for going off early. Pic related.

Yeah

Because the way I see life is:
Just because there's no reason to live doesn't mean there's a reason to kill yourself. Might as well enjoy the ride.

well who needs the lights, if you were gone ?

The only real reason would be because of my gf. She means too much to me and i cant see her hurt

Got a handle of rum and a big booty hoe coming over so there is that

got too much shit to get done

Wow, almost missed your thread today bro.
Im not gonna kill myself today because i say the doggo thread and it made me smile.

>Just because there's no reason to live doesn't mean there's a reason to kill yourself. Might as well enjoy the ride.
good statement.
glad you have a reason, but a woman shouldn't be your only reason.
like what ?

>doggo thread a
doggo ?

Someone told me they actually valued me and was proud to say they knew me.

For the first time in 4 years I'm making a concerted effort to beat this

I'm 48 hours sober and preparing for the hooks

Got a doctor to see in a few days, I just have to hold out

i just want to witness cool shit. however, i have no intention of making anything cool happen.

if i could explore the universe as an immortal disembodied entity i'd be stoked as fuck.

people posting pics of their dogs.

oh...
knowing Sup Forums, i'm surprised such a thread didn't turn into a dogs getting rekt thread.

finish taking a dump, take out the laundry, read up on solitary splenic masses, fuck wife, sleep, go a presentation tomorrow, maybe discuss aforementioned splenic masses with senior radiologist.

i try not to think too far in the future.

im going to australia for vacation to visit my gay cuisin. im looking forward to it.

source on this, can never find

holy mother of god please sauce
I NEEED THE FUCKING SAUCE

what color was ur dump ?

will you be having gay sex with him ?

can't help you bro.

g'luck finding it.

Need the sauce

dark brown with about 3 tiny specks of yellow.

Sauce on that webm?

Because I think the cute admin girl at my work might be into me. I have to break her heart before I die

Literally has sauce in the WEBM
Still screams
>OMFG SAUCE111!!1

Summer here already?

I actually will.
I'm in Home Depot trying to decide on clean...rope and noose method..our linoleum knife bloody gusto.
My whole family is running around town trying to find me and i don't want them to hurt anymore.
I just want to jack off and hang myself as i cum

To bang hot chicks out there

evilangel makes a lot of videos

what do you think caused the yellow ?

It takes seconds to reverse it and find links stop being a lazy cunt

don't kill yourself bro.
goto the gym and fuck a prostitute instead.

the theory i'm sticking with is undigested pringles.

I have work in like an hour or two

oh yeah, pringles might do that.
sure it wasn't corn tho ?

well guess what, reverse search only got me this original filename that led me nowhere

>asian asa akira london keysfucking girls 7 -1.webm

haven't had any corn in awhile.

Simple, I am happy with who I am.

Most sadness comes from not accepting yourself and your true nature, after that, there isn't much to be miserable about.

I carved out my little life which allows me to indulge in my hobbies (film, gym, lit, music and games), so everything being said, that is all I really need, I don't dream of being a rockstar nor trying to change the world, ultimately you are of no importance in the grand scheme of things so you might as well enjoy yourself while you are there.

So I didn't kill myself, because I don't see the reason for it

:-)

I've already narrowed it down just from your bitching.

Sort yourself out lad

g'luck!

Because I'll have sex with a fat girl in two days

fat girls deserve death, not sex.
do not put your dick in overweight people.

if dubs will do it on livestream

no dubs
so don't do it.
see you tommorrow.
live a good life today.

I really want to but it would devastate everyone close to me

However it pleases me knowing that its always an option if things get worse

Because my hot friend just turned 18 so now I can fuck the shit out of her legally

live on then.

devastate that pussy man!

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Too tired and hungover right now

was a good night last night ?

Well I didn't really do much, basically just posting on Sup Forums absolutely shitfaced. As pathetic as it sounds, it was fun

hey,
if it's what you wanted to do, then sounds good. all that matters is that you are/were content.

sauce anyone?

Nowww innn

no,faggot.

Fucking a trap isn't sex. That's fucking. Sounds like you've got it rough though. Better luck next time.