Ask a sociopathic Satanist anything

Ask a sociopathic Satanist anything

Did your balls drop before or after you became a Satanist?

Christians and muslims are NOT welcome ITT

Why is every band that deliberately misspell their name so fucking woeful?

Are you looking forward to starting high school next year?

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nice shirt fat boy.

jews are ok tho?

cool.

which type of Satanist are you
Religious (worship satan) or philisophical (basically do whatever you want that benefits you)

I am a devil worshipper.

This is the face of a tortured soul after decades of Christian brainwashing.

I have now awoken from the false reality instilled by the Christian bible and found the truth in Satanism.

I am now the Devil's favourite demon

"I will make those who are of the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews though they are not, but are liars--I will make them come and fall down at your feet and acknowledge that I have loved you."

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oh lawd jizzus burn these feget ples

is this... like... from something?

no, u just a feget

How does it feel to be living cringe material?

feels amazing, thanks to satan now i can suck my dick and restore my gaped ass

made my day

Is it better to grow sorghum wheat in Missouri, or Idaho?
Also, why is it bad luck to take black sand from Hawaii beaches?

Why are you so desperate for attention?

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You look like the biggest douche this side of the Mississippi. Grow up fag

What kind of vape do you use?

> Idaho
> is bad luck because nigger sand in gook USA

What type of vape do you use

BBC line

Serious question. Does a satanist believe in the same hell as Christians?

And if so, why would u choose a religion that guarantees you a eternal life of pain and torture?

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yes, i choose eternal pain because i'm a massive faggot and i'm really into bdsm

Don't cut yourself on that edge, friendo!

Did a short-sighted ninja throw a shuriken at your head?

I said serious question. Was hoping for a serious answer. But then again .. What else could i expect from a wannabe satanic faggot

This is the new bait thread and you fags are falling for it...

>SAGE

Memetic Mori.

Megadeth is woeful?

Is Satan gay becuse all the Satanist I know are

Why haven't you kill your self yet

fukken sad fukken ex kunt
go get fukked!

i'm gonna cut my wrist in the naem of satin and summun him in your room 2nite

Probably not

This

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i'm an immortal demon, the favourite newborn son of lucifer... until my mom calls me to eat my afternoon fruitloops

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I am a poetry worshipper.

This is the face of a tortured soul after decades of Frankensteins brainwashing.

I have now awoken from the false reality instilled by the Good Doctor and found the truth in Poetry.

I am now the Good Doctors favourite creature.

>Ask a sociopathic Satanist anything

MEGA FUCKING LOSER ALERT

You've been visited by the "Get Well Satanist!". Posting
Get Well Satan!
in this thread will deliver health & prosperity to you and your loved ones.

I am a penis worshipper.

This is the face of a tortured anus after decades of Christian kid-fucking.

I have now awoken from the false rape instilled by the Christian bible camp adventures and found the truth in rectalism.

I am now the Devil's favourite anime pillow.

I think I am feeling a little satanic today as well op.

Should I wear my black vail brides or jesus is a cunt t-shirt?

Ok. Awesome. Then i can him these questions. Coz u clearly dont know shit