/heem/: old tymers edition

Upcoming events:
6/17: EFN Global - Fedor vs Maldonaldo [LIVE]

6/17: WSOF 31 - Ivanov vs Copeland [Main Card @ 9PM ET on NBCSN, Prelims on wsof.com @ 5:45PM ET]

6/17: Bellator 156 - Galvao vs Dantas [Main card starts at 9 PM EDT; Prelims on spike.com @ 7:50 PM EST]

6/18: UFC FN 89 - MacDonald vs Thompson [FP Prelims start at 6:45 PM EDT, 11:45 PM BST, FS2 Prelims start at 8:30 PM EDT, 1:30 AM BST, Main card starts at 10:30 PM EDT, 3:30am bst on FS1]

6/24: Bellator 157 - Jackson vs Ishii
6/25: GLORY 31 - Mwekassa vs Bouzidi
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/13: Brace 42
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem

News:
>Bisping vs Hendo 2 in the works
twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/743628545235116032

>UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett shaping up, bouts added
Jan Blachowicz vs. Alexander Gustafsson
Ryan Bader vs. Ilir Latifi
Tae Hyun Bang vs. Nick Hein
Henry Briones vs. Brad Pickett
Jessin Ayari vs. Emil Weber Meek
Nicolas Dalby vs. Peter Sobotta
Christian Colombo vs. Jarjis Danho
Scott Askham vs. Jack Hermansson
Rustam Khabilov vs. Reza Madadi
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/alexander-gustafsson-vs-jan-blachowicz-among-ufc-fight-night-93-additions

>Jorge Masvidal replaces Claudio Silva vs Siyar Bahadurzada at UFC 201
bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/17/11962058/silva-out-masvidal-in-vs-bahadurzada-at-ufc-201

>UFC FN 89 Weigh-ins @ 5pm ET: youtube.com/watch?v=46X_VTk4jaM
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Artem

second for schaub is done and coybig

Lobov

discordapp.com/channels/193382616764907521/193382616764907521

heemspeak on discord lads, try it out

What are you guys doing for freaky friday?

non shit stream anyone? my aus net is woeful

crossfit tonight

ufc.tv/video/efn-saint-petersburg-3

mine is kinda shit

i installed 'sportsdevil' on kodi to stream

u guys are weird

footwork vs zero footwork

Good morning boys~

this guy looks like a russian conor

>tfw you could have picked up a job and made $300 but you stayed in bed like the lazy piece of shit that you are
I deserve to be heemed

commentator cunts sounds a bit like borat

TAPPY
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the zero footwork guy wins

gr8 fight

HEEEEM TAPPY

boys

hahaha i was about to post this

fuck off mohammed

meh, would

>working out, should have a good pump
>still no ass

at least they are moving at a clip

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this orchestra is playing smooth criminal

holy fuck Ibrahimovic needs to be permaheemed

SMOOTH CRIMINAL ORCHESTRA

Oh nice, they've got the dance troupe from the first St Petersburg card in

What time will the Fedora fight be on at lads?

this shit is moving fast, how many fights till fedor?

aussie are you ok?

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3 hours

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having only a single commentator is a little sad i'm noticing.

>Dmitry
lmao

shouldnt it be 94 inches and 190lbs? do people actually pay for this shit product?

these guys are 190 feet tall but only whey 90 pounds? how is that eben possible???

Yeah I was expecting them to step up and hire another commentator as it's their biggest show.

russian borat is unironically better than rogan and goldberg combined

190 cm and 90 kilos

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Nice americana -.-. In Europe is cm not retard feets.

meh im going to sleep

>wasting trips being an unintelligible mongol

Can someone do me a solid and (You) me when Fedor is about to fight?

Thanks

Why are you listing events that are literally months away in the OP? It just seems like you're trying to shoehorn way too much shit in. These threads last a matter of hours, no need to have anything more than the next 5.

What u guys think will Fedor win tonight?

I remind you what these dancers are capable of, attached is footage from a previous event.

I understood him

is every russian a world champion?

looks like they spent their budget on the orchestra and choreography for fighters entrances

Tfw band plays ur entrance song.

I'd heem with leg kicks, t,b,h

Easy. He handpicked Maldonado. Maldonado has had 1 heavyweight fight and he lasted 35 seconds.

it's cause they don't have chem trails over there i bet

what loot do they drop when u kill them

Maldonado is underrated

worried it is in cage with no corners

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i got a flute she can play lol

And Fedors last legit win was in 2011.

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russia btfo

lol nice

>it's a manlet vs lanklet episode

slav btfo

based jag muhgen

How british guy can win a dagestanian? BRUTAL KNEE

HEEMD

she could toot my flute any day if you know what im saying cryptically

>all these rd 1 finishes

good shit cunts, I wanna sleep.

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lanklet ftw

damn can't wait for aldo vs frankie

if aldo wins then its because he still has it
if frankie wins it confirms him as the #1 in 145

both would make for awesome fights against mcgregor (hope he defends at least once)

that was actually nasty

is there anything better than when a grapplefag get btfo? i cant wait until robbie does this to maia

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>6'1
>lanklet

dude was grabbing the cage

I love seeing wrestlers heemed by knees when shooting for take-down.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

>5th bout of the evening

when did this shit start? fightpass says it started 50min ago

How many of you are watching fedor live for the first time today?

I got bad news guys... McGann was using elbows... weren't they only allowed to the body?

I thought Japan is weird country. WHAT IS THIS RUSKIS?

>beer ad music

those lips on your head :^o

yes

i am

Me.

lads wtf

wonder what loot this guy drops

incidental contact from throwing hooks?

probably his las legit win ever

lmaooo

im like this for every wrestlefucker out there, but maia is my boy so my brain transforms 15 minutes of snoozing in a very technical piece of art

I hope we get a rendition of Tubular Bells out of this band before the nights over

Anyone got a stream for EFN? RU is preferable but English does fine too, inb4 fightpass

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