I've got an ultimatum here. My girl said I can either delete my porn or start eating vegan

I've got an ultimatum here. My girl said I can either delete my porn or start eating vegan.

What's the lesser evil? I've been collecting porn long before I knew her, so it means a lot to me.

delete the porn, if you go vegan then you wont even have a dick to keep in her purse

How about you stop being a fucking beta and tell her to fuck off?

Shitty pasta is shitty.

Mate, you know better. Time to move on. She's controlling and doesn't respect you. If you can't recognize this, then you deserve neither bacon nor porn

This, you want a relationship. No a life sentence.

>it's better to not get laid than to get laid
Found the gay

1) Pics of this girl
2) Push her down the stairs and see if her tone stays as insolent.

Fuck.
Baited/10
Fuck you OP

Stash the porn on an external harddrive and hide it somewhere, fucking moron

>copy all porn files, hide them deep in documents.
>take the original, delete them with her in the room
>stay a meat eater
>profit

fuck off with that repost from 2013

Time to get a new girlfriend dude.

If I ever got that shit from anyone I dated I would laugh in their face.

This.

Even so, this is bullshit. Fucking rule lists...

You shouldn't need porn in a relationship. If you still get turned on by fantasy, then you're a beta fuck and haven't achieved that fantasy.

Experiment more with your gf, you lazy boring bastard. Maybe eat a lettuce out of her ass.

>you keep doing all this shit for her
>you're all "fixed up" now
>she leaves you for a new project (dude with a bigger dick)
>starts fixing him up
>leaves him for another dude with a bigger dick
You can't win.
Also, if you stay with her, she's GOING to make you give up either your porn or meat later. It's only the illusion of choice that you'll give up one and keep the other, soon you'll give up the other.

>"Work sechduel weekly"
Fucking dump her, she's autistic.

my friend, upload your porn to icloud or something and tell your girl you deleted it. that way you have your porn and dont have to start eating like a pussy

Become gay like me

This pic is old

Stand up for yourself and tell her to get the fuck out. You don't need that shit in your life. Anyone who truly loves you will let you be who you are, unconditionally.

Dump her.

Would you rather live with a girl that bosses you around or be free?

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Cucked

Faggot

you should break up with her and still go vegan

get the fuck gout dot put your dick in crazy
however you cold say that you will stop watching porn but you will have to help me;)

Dump that bitch. The fact that she's making you choose between two vices implies that she's more interested in controlling you than fostering your self-improvement.

>call up Paul
>tell him to stop fucking your girlfriend
>go to the closest shittiest bar
>order cheap beer and cheap burger
>eat and drink it
>hate it
>keep doing it
you'll feel better

No....i totally didnt say gay in my post

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAA you dumb faggots.

>collecting porn
there's your problem. we have the entirety of the internet to look at porn and you just have to save some shit. delete the porn and watch it behind her back on an external HD if it means so much to you

>What's the lesser evil?
Breaking up.

NO ONE WILL EVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU OR YOUR FUCK HOLE IDIOT.

Not everyone wants to rummage through the digital dumpster everytime they want to rub one out.

>not keeping old nostalgic porn I found on kazaa

nigger wtf r u looking for?
>inb4 cp
the fuck outta my face with your porn preferences. there's a million different things to jack off to and on a bad night it takes me maybe 30 minutes to get off if i feel like watching weird shit. nothing downloaded all browsing.

>kazaa
>not using imesh

This
Desperate times and whatnot

>maybe 30 minutes
>implying your girlfriend gives you 30 minutes alone, ever
And you know what? I've bookmarked porn I was too lazy to download at the time. When I went back to it, it was removed. I tried looking up the name of it, and all results were removed too for copywright reasons.

notepad and pen. write that shit down, buy a safe stick it in there. delete your history when done. she really sounds in control of everything you do, man. good luck with all that