On a desert island is you, your best friend and beautiful girl (like pic rel). You know that the rescue will arrive in 5 weeks. You have food only for one person for 3 weeks. Only you have the knife. Island is a pile of sand with one tree.
How you survive?
Joshua Hill
Uh
Fish
Dumbass
Chase Garcia
eat girl
fuck friend
Nathan Morales
stab the tree
Isaac Reed
You can survive on 3 weeks worth of food for one person split 3 ways. You'd be weak and starving but you could do it. On an island, there is certain to be berries and animals around to hunt. This is easy, no one has to die unless you go full retard
Benjamin Foster
eat the food cum in her mouth she lives off my semen for nutrients
cuddle every night
make shelter and shit
Joshua Peterson
he said there's sand everywhere and one tree are you fucking retarded?
Noah Bell
This. It takes at *least* 3 weeks to die from starvation while eating nothing at all.
Jack Kelly
It turns out my best friend is also a female. I fuck them both and kill the beautiful girl.
Julian Flores
Oh well that's a retarded scenario. You can still fish, and even then you don't even have to gather any food. Just conserve the food, divide it so that you can split it 3 ways for 5 weeks. Totally not hard, and you could conserve your energy without any predators.
Joshua Perry
except for yourself being the sexual predator
Carson Johnson
Le friendzone isn't something to brag about
Brody Murphy
fuck her till i die
Benjamin Jenkins
Share food with friend, kill girl, use her for shark bait/food.
You faggots are all forgetting that there's no water source. You're all dead anyways, no point in killing anyone. Fuck/rape her then an hero because a slit throat is infinitely better than death by dehydration
Easton Lopez
I would kill myself and tell both of them that I love them very much and I hope they get found soon.
I would probably build them a really nice shelter first and do as much as I could for them.
Josiah Anderson
we will end up eating the girl but only after we fucked her
Dominic Hill
Probably. Yes. Why?
Carson Sanchez
We eat the girl, obviously.
Nathaniel Garcia
...
Jayden Smith
1.Sew friend and bitch together 2.Cum in bitch mouth to feed her 3.Her shit feeds friend 4.I eat food 5.Profit??
Wyatt Rogers
yeah do that with one fucking tree you dumb shit
Dominic Carter
I'd not eat anyone and work as a team to make our island habitable.
Gabriel Powell
Eat sand obviously.
Nolan Torres
>best friend kek
Justin Sanders
>inb4 lern2swimming
Gabriel Lee
They could use my skin as a tarp
Colton Hill
eat tree
Noah Richardson
How do you plan to do that with one tree, sand, one other worker and a liability?
Gavin Wright
kill the chick, fill her with me and friend's semen, make a raft out of her, float to freedom
Nathaniel Nelson
i think everyone is missing the point, you gotta eat da booty like groceries
Luke Lopez
Fuck girl, then kill her and use her for food
Easton Powell
OP here, your best friend is a volleyball and the girl is a sheet of metal.
Brody Allen
Also, the tree is a metaphor.
Gabriel Diaz
Use tree to make spears and shelter. Hunt fish. And since best friend is a girl whose basically asexual, I'll just fuck the beautiful girl I guess. If I get rejected I'll just rape and drown her before we share her as food amongst me and my best friend. No worries - she'll cover for me lol
Isaiah Smith
Tree is really giant pizza tree, eat pizza for 5 weeks and lay under it for shade. Daily double penetrations for girl.
Cameron Torres
>use the knife to cut my leg off to feed my friend and the girl >make myself a wooden pegleg >imma pirate arrggg
Lucas Foster
i'd gave her a bowl full with eggs and tell her that she has to eat it.
Jaxson Jones
>I have no best friend >Get rejected by hot girl >Let her eat food in exchange for sex >She eats the food >Get rejected by her again >Tree fucks girl. >Stab self
William Howard
Brilliant!
Dominic Watson
dessert island? oh boy
Bentley Ramirez
Rape the girl, kill the girl, play with her corpse then kill myself, the guy can manage.
Jason Cruz
>make sandwiches to feed everyone
Samuel Morgan
>best friend is also a female friendzone sorry bout your luck
Liam Collins
>Daily double penetrations for girl. Nice, you guys could open a theme park in the gapes
Camden Jones
yfw pizza falls flat on your face while you're relaxing
Parker Johnson
Eat food with best friend. Beat bitch up daily with friend, fuck bitch daily with friend, whren rstions end, eat bifch with friend. I know we could all live with 3 rations but then people would find out about what we did.
Angel Rivera
She's more of a fuck buddy than a best friend, actually. It's a pretty cool relationship.
Jordan Cook
>eat friend >eat bitch >eat tree >eat sand >rescue arrives >kill and eat them too
Nolan Lee
Kek'd hard
Robert Sanchez
>Fuck the girl >She get pregnant >Extract and eat 3 weeks old fetus >survive
Nathan Turner
>Literally retards
This guy gets it.
Leo Walker
Sauce on this semen demon pls
Ian Allen
Kek
Andrew Price
FUCK
Dominic Gray
Cook that bitch on the beach
Liam Young
>>Desert >>Island Pick one
Daniel Bell
You can live without food for a month, then you're dead. Knowing this, we would ration it fairly and try to fish. I'd say no one eats anything until week 2. That would get all of us through.
Nathaniel Bell
thanks user, keep doing gods work. I kekked
Jackson Thompson
i like you user, you deserve to eat them with your attitude
Xavier Rogers
how about not picking the question apart and go by what OP says. There's no berries, the 3 weeks of food is enough for one person to survive, its not a thanksgiving dinner every day. you dense fuck
Jace Ramirez
>friend and i fuck girl till she dies >eat girl when she dies >profit
Isaac Cruz
prolly just tie the bitch up and use her as sex slave daily and feed her cum so she survives before help arrives kill her no witnesses
Carson Howard
you must be very popular with the people surrounding you
Aiden Kelly
Well, the island is sand and a tree (no water), so all three would be dead in about 3 days.
OP is retarded as usual.
Adrian Rogers
You faggots are forgetting about the water table and the tree as a potential source of fire
Ayden Morgan
Go outside and have fun trying to pick bark off a tree then lighting it on fire with nothing.
Ethan Stewart
>drink own piss >survive
John Martin
More on girl?
Tyler Johnson
Suck the milk outta her tits and cut off her ass after you've hate fucked her. That shit is all fat and is enough to last you 3 weeks easy for 2 people. Use tree as shade so you don't get sunburnt to a fucking crisp.