I'm trolling a random middle-aged perv online for the hell of it by pretending to be a 19 year old girl with a thing for older guys, and I'm about to freak him the fuck out by telling him my deepest, most perverted fetishes.
What are the freakiest kinks you can think of (in text form, not picture)? Just make sure it's nothing illegal (like bestiality or pedophilia). I'm trying to get a laugh, not scare him off.
I already have oviposition, cumflation, and sounding on the list, so don't bother suggesting those.
Chase Perez
Screenshots and time stamp
Thomas Cooper
>trolling >is actually a fatty who does this to satiate his sexual drive because girls won't fuck his greasy neckbeard
Charles Wood
Tell him you want to slice his dick in half and drink the blood from it
or cockroaches in pooper
Asher Reyes
Working on it right now. Nah, I just wanna creep out an old guy and maybe expose him to the more depraved stuff on the internet. He seems to be only into boring vanilla shit (i.e. vaginal sex in the missionary position and nothing else), so that'll be extra fun.
Juan Nguyen
Tell him u like hurtcore If he knows u have a very ill person to chat with if he googles and try get some good as well
Wyatt Jenkins
Here you go. There hasn't been much conversation yet, just me saying hi and asking what he's into. Will post direct screenshots captured with snipping tool if you guys wanna see his reactions.
Henry Davis
I think scat, pissing, and fisting are pretty extreme fetishes. I'd have to be with the most perfect woman to put up with those things and even then it'd be difficult to manage...
Parker Rogers
And getting off - just like a pedo to just care about his own selfish needs. You should anonymously tip this guy off to the cops.
Ryan Harris
Everybody's into watersports and fisting nowadays, user. Think outside the box.
Isaac Reyes
tell him your only into cuckolding. that's the only way you can get off
Landon Ward
male impregnation!
Henry Wilson
You should tell him this word for word
Christian Barnes
Also here's the rest. And yes this is a real profile I came across on tinder. What do you have to go through to get like this??
Julian Miller
Tell him you can't get off by any form of penetration and see how he reacts
Gavin Rivera
Again, think outside the box, user. Bi stuff is probably not gonna freak him out too bad.
I mean, unless he's the type of person who says "no homo" to everything.
Matthew Hall
>pic related Also floor tiles.
Justin Garcia
It needs to be either easily googleable without many meme results (or else he'll figure out I'm a troll), or something I can describe in an online chat without seeming too fucking insane. With stuff like sounding, he can just google it and slowly realize what he's getting into.
Evan Russell
Diaper fetish Peeing Strap ons, but that one's too common Necrophilia Pulling the anus/vagina inside-out
