hey Sup Forums, do you guys happen to have any fucking idea what this shit on my ass is? am i gonna die? help me
Hey Sup Forums, do you guys happen to have any fucking idea what this shit on my ass is? am i gonna die? help me
its hair. you will die.
It's called hair
That's hair fam.
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I think you need to trim your fur bro
Probs bait , but it's actually a hemorrhoid
A tick
Hemorrhoid, bro.
hemorrhoids. what else?
Hemmoroid
Go kill yourself.
not bait at all, thank you bro
now reading about it
That's a hemorrhoid. Ones of that type are only caused by taking bigger cock without lube.
hemorrhoid or a anal fissure
It'l be there until you go to the doctors and get it removed
They tie a rubber band around it until it eventually drops off, needless to say I've had one for 5 years now
You're cute. :]
Is this a gorillas ass or some type of humanoid?
Dumbass, it is your hand. Remove it and you will be fine. Tough luck with all the hair thou.
There's a hot dog in there
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Does it hurt when you touch it? Does it bleed? Had something simmilar, went away on it's own after a week
It looks like anal venous thrombosis
this thing is called Perianal hematoma and will be painful for about 2-5 days and then just disappear.
pilonidal sinus, had one, see a doctor
Nothing wrong with hair, sons. You act like you've never hugged a bare chested man or blown a few. Women these days...
Dunno about this. Mine exploded on its own after a few weeks. The blood scared me though, so had older sister look at it for me
anal venous thrombosis
Put Heparin ointmen on it
It hurts a bit, doesn't bleed
dude, joke aside. That can be cancer, check yourself with a doctor
fag
Stfu dad.
It'l probably go away on it's own. Don't iritate it, use wet wipes for a week.
thanks
Jesus at first i thought that was your asshole
but on further inspection i realize its a hole just
below your scrote
Infected ingrown hair, my brother had to deal with them all the time when he was going through puberty. If it doesn't clear and begins to ooze you could, literally, have a cavernous opening where your flesh should be from the infection eating away what was there. His first infection was the same, didn't go until way too late and had to have gauze shoved into a hole in his ass that shouldn't be there.
Wipe that vomit off your hand, lightweight. Queers these days...
And don't be a fucking retard who's looking for ecuses for not going to the doc. Go see the doc, dickhead.
I was gonna go before posting this anyway, was scared it was something much worse than a hemorrhoid
thank you fellow friends you'll always be here for me
it's an arterial thrombosis
had the same few weeks ago
normally they vanish in a week or so bjt it fucking hurts and u have to wash ur ass bcuz can't wipe bcuz of pain
You were scared of the truth from a doc but you come on Sup Forums for an answer? You're a fucking retard, man, good god
not really what I said, I said I was scared it was something worse, not scared of knowing what it is
can't go to a doctor now because its 2 am
kill yourself chewbacca
Good to hear.
>4chin is lyfe
I think so :)
I have one right now OP, don't freak out.
Mines never exploded and I didn't have to go to the doctor.
For now, take a warm bath for 10-15 min every day.
Avoid alcohol and spicy food as well.
Try to not move/walk/sit too much, this one might be an actual pain in the ass :*) if you have a job.
Go to some pharmacy, they sell stuff for that things.