Hey everyone...

Hey everyone, my name is Johnny but my friends name is John and I just found your amazing site! It has a lot of porn and I have a few questions.

How do I block all the porn?
How do I sign up? I don't want to be known as Anonymous (please don't hack me!) I want to be known as JBoy0113.
Can I upvote like on Reddit? I would like to be able to put good quality posts more onto the top pages of Sup Forums
Does this place have virus?
Where do I sign up for reddit gold? Does it gift me dubs, trips, and whatever the rest are?

Sorry for all the questions if I have anymroe I'll post them later!! Thanks everyone! If you would like to hear more from me until I get an account created I will use the signature -JBoy0113 on all my posts at the end!

This .gif I just posted is a really cool visualization of the weapon shotgun being used. Anyone can use it/save it, I don't mind at all!

-JBoy0113

Try harder

Here, OP, this information should be useful.

You're going to need on of these to get started.

Idk if this post is serious or not, but I already despise you for expecting so much and thinking this place isn't like a shadowy medieval pub where anons can shout their vulgar opinions and have as much porn webms as they desire. This is not a site meant for your jive ass. (Assuming real, probably troll)

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Seriously, obvious bait is obvious.

-JBoy0112

I like nigger dick

-JBoy0113

@685814328: Excuse me? Try harder at what? Have I missed all the key points that are obviously laying around? I can't seem to find them.

@685814595: Thank you but I can't view the imagine. Mind posting it on imgur and linking me there?

@685815158: Your not me. On most internet forums it's against the rules to impersonate people. You can probably be banned here for doing it. Be careful.

-The REAL JBoy0113

Click the No.(number) to reply to the person. Also, kys fgt

GR8 B8 M8

@685815070: Please don't use the word 'f*g' I know it was more acceptable in 2006 but it's 2016 and it isn't. Not cool bro.

You need a Sup Forums gold account fuckstick. I'll get b& if I post it outside of Sup Forums.

: like this?

Holy fuck, we found today's Hufflepuff of Sup Forums.

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Bad b8

This is now a loli thread.

Yep, you did. Now post n00ds

: oops forgot to add my signature to my last two posts sorry everyone, anyways thanks anyways but please don't call me dirty names that's rude and uncalled for.

: hahaha harry potter is a cool book series!!

-JBoy0113

try using this bigger hook

OP IS A FAGGGOT. OP IS A FAGGOT. OP IS A FAGGOT. OP IS A FAGGOT. OP IS A FAGGOT. OP IS A FAGGOT. OP IS A FAGGOT.

EVERYONE

I will not respond to anyone posting fishing hooks, I don't understand what they mean or anyone using dirty words. Thanks I'm sure MOST of you understand. Us intellects don't have time for such nonsense.

-JBoy0113

That image requires a Sup Forums gold account. Unfortunately I don't have one and am not planning on paying for one. Thank you for the help though ;3

Want a free month of Sup Forums gold?
Go to Motherless and search PTHC.

Fuck off.

~Legion

Dude, you have to get a Sup Forums gold account. It's top secret, I can't really talk much about it, or I might get banned. Think of Heaven.

: Hey friend are you new here as well??

-JBoy0113

lol who told you about this website did your friend tell you at school its ok johnny people here act like they are mean but they are really nice once you get to know them they are just shy and are trying to introduce themselves theres all kinds of things on here like free love and file sharing and advice and loving pictures and everything else

Nigger

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But in all seriousness, I love a hard dick in my ass.

-JBoy0113

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I got Sup Forums gold a while back. Waste of $9.99. Just spend that money on Steam.

: WHOE settle down there Adolf not cool at all don't say such harsh words about the black population they are going through a lot especially in America. Very oppressed group.

: Haha yeah you're right and yea a friend in my school but don't worry I'm 18 as of yesterday. I waited a whole 2 months to start posting here so I wouldn't break the rules and get banned. Defiantly not a website I want to get banned from quickly.

-JBoy0113

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: Thanks for the heads up but my dad makes really good money so 10 dollars isn't a whole lot to me and I play Xbox I don't really like putting video games onto my Macbook due to limit space so it always runs great!!

>b& for signature

>us intellects

how to recognise a newfag?
he will fall for this shit 0/10 bait
fucking faggots give me my chan back

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>not ps4
if you're gonna console, at least get a good one

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ATTENTION

Please stop spamming my topic thread with spiderman. I know they are funny to a lot of people and I want everyone to enjoy my topic thread if you have anymore funny pics to post, please do, but please do not continue to post bad quality memes of spiderman. They really are not all that great. Do you have any My Little Pony pictures to post? I love that show and wouldn;t mind seeing some good quality memes of it that I can share on my facebook and tell my friends to come here to find good quality MLP memes.

-JBoy0113

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lol I think youre really funny and original and even its obvious that youre trolling, this stupid fucking idiots still believe youre real

8/10

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And yet, people fell for it.

Bro, go on Motherless and type in PTHC. Then screenshot and post onto Sup Forums, That's how you get Sup Forums gold for free. PTHC stands for "Prithee The Heavenly Channel".

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I hope that they're just playing along, otherwise this thread is full of dumbasses

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>685817317
alright guys im bored later they right this site is filled with retards. just got bored. later faggots.

: YOU ARE NOT ME. Please stop impersonating me guys that is really not cool.

-JBoy0113

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Can someone post some gore for me ?

-JBoy0113

You are not YOU, YOU ARE ME

-JBoy0113

anyone got cp?

-Jboy0113

: NO PLEASE DO NOT PLEASE DO NOT!!! PLEASE!!!

-JBOY0113

: Hey look, i dont know who or why youre doing this, but stop pretending youre me.

: you too, sir

MODS

>every body in this tread hahaha

-JBoy0113

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ACTUALLY

guys I'm the real one and yeah this has been a bunch of trolling. Can't really prove I'm OP and don't really give a shit. Have fun with the only OC thread on Sup Forums right now. Thought I'd have some fun and find out all the summerfags trying to be cool on an Anonymous image board. Really only proves people want to fit in no matter what and really do care what others think even if they are on an ANONYMOUS image board. Peace guys prob delete the thread in a minute if I can.

Yeah, can someone post gore for me and my 7 years old sis ?

-Jboy0113

nevermind i cant

Jboy0113 here.

I just want some gore.

-Jboy0113

Welcome to this site my friend.
Im still new here too :3
9 gag showed me this site

Can I save your shotgun picture I really like it but I dont want to steal or get in trouble because of copyright

picture not related (an very old game my dad used to play when I wasnt born)

-flyingpower69

c ude?

Gtfo

I just want to see some gore.

c ude trrc?

: oh! I know that game! Thats final fantasy right?? My dad loves it. As for my shotgun picture, I'll let you save it, but whenever you use it make sure to give me credit, ok?

-JBoy0113

what does that mean?

I like your picture though, didnt know you use the "le" meme on Sup Forums too
I really feel like on good old 9gag here :3

cant stop the spider

>people only want to fit in
No fucking shit Sherlock. Its literally always been that way, hell the whole point of this fuckin site was basically to give shut-ins, autists and weebs a place they could fit in.

nothing you can do bish

I dont know what that game is called its old and probably boring, cant wait for infinite warfare though!!!!

thank you for the picture I give you credit whenever I post it :3

-flyingpower69

I'm a fag

-JBoy0113

mad?

If anyone ever askes me like Sup Forums is like I'm going to try and autisticly explain the level of depth, and irony present in this thread. I think they'll understand perfectly after that

need more spideys in here

No, i fuck my own mom

-Jboy0113

: me too!! I like to play call of duty all the time! By the way, how does this teaser I made look? Its for a creepypasta im working on!

very creepy, Im afraid of horror pictures.

I get triggered very often because my mom dose my adhd medication too high because Im so bad at school

pic related something funny to cheer me up again

-flyingpower69

:That is a very funny pic! I'm sorry to hear that! What is triggered?? or pic relate?

-JBoy0013

I get panic attacks when I see bad things thats called triggred

always when you post a picture you have to write "pic related" and tell a story some 4 channers can tell this story in green colour but I havent found the colour bar yet