Hey everyone, my name is Johnny but my friends name is John and I just found your amazing site! It has a lot of porn and I have a few questions.
How do I block all the porn? How do I sign up? I don't want to be known as Anonymous (please don't hack me!) I want to be known as JBoy0113. Can I upvote like on Reddit? I would like to be able to put good quality posts more onto the top pages of Sup Forums Does this place have virus? Where do I sign up for reddit gold? Does it gift me dubs, trips, and whatever the rest are?
Sorry for all the questions if I have anymroe I'll post them later!! Thanks everyone! If you would like to hear more from me until I get an account created I will use the signature -JBoy0113 on all my posts at the end!
This .gif I just posted is a really cool visualization of the weapon shotgun being used. Anyone can use it/save it, I don't mind at all!
-JBoy0113
Nathan Gonzalez
Try harder
Andrew Morgan
Here, OP, this information should be useful.
Easton Hill
You're going to need on of these to get started.
Aaron Phillips
Idk if this post is serious or not, but I already despise you for expecting so much and thinking this place isn't like a shadowy medieval pub where anons can shout their vulgar opinions and have as much porn webms as they desire. This is not a site meant for your jive ass. (Assuming real, probably troll)
Samuel Taylor
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Daniel Barnes
/thread
Seriously, obvious bait is obvious.
-JBoy0112
Jack Martinez
I like nigger dick
-JBoy0113
Ryan Gonzalez
@685814328: Excuse me? Try harder at what? Have I missed all the key points that are obviously laying around? I can't seem to find them.
@685814595: Thank you but I can't view the imagine. Mind posting it on imgur and linking me there?
@685815158: Your not me. On most internet forums it's against the rules to impersonate people. You can probably be banned here for doing it. Be careful.
-The REAL JBoy0113
Hudson Walker
Click the No.(number) to reply to the person. Also, kys fgt
Asher Gonzalez
GR8 B8 M8
Noah White
@685815070: Please don't use the word 'f*g' I know it was more acceptable in 2006 but it's 2016 and it isn't. Not cool bro.
Joshua Diaz
You need a Sup Forums gold account fuckstick. I'll get b& if I post it outside of Sup Forums.
Easton Morris
: like this?
Julian Flores
Holy fuck, we found today's Hufflepuff of Sup Forums.
Robert Ortiz
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Josiah Garcia
Bad b8
Owen Ramirez
This is now a loli thread.
Connor Hill
Yep, you did. Now post n00ds
Cameron Foster
: oops forgot to add my signature to my last two posts sorry everyone, anyways thanks anyways but please don't call me dirty names that's rude and uncalled for.
: hahaha harry potter is a cool book series!!
-JBoy0113
Isaac Taylor
try using this bigger hook
Brayden Parker
OP IS A FAGGGOT. OP IS A FAGGOT. OP IS A FAGGOT. OP IS A FAGGOT. OP IS A FAGGOT. OP IS A FAGGOT. OP IS A FAGGOT.
Cooper Thomas
EVERYONE
I will not respond to anyone posting fishing hooks, I don't understand what they mean or anyone using dirty words. Thanks I'm sure MOST of you understand. Us intellects don't have time for such nonsense.
-JBoy0113
Andrew Anderson
That image requires a Sup Forums gold account. Unfortunately I don't have one and am not planning on paying for one. Thank you for the help though ;3
Julian Lopez
Want a free month of Sup Forums gold? Go to Motherless and search PTHC.
Levi Sullivan
Fuck off.
~Legion
Jack Perez
Dude, you have to get a Sup Forums gold account. It's top secret, I can't really talk much about it, or I might get banned. Think of Heaven.
Ian Brooks
: Hey friend are you new here as well??
-JBoy0113
Isaiah Torres
lol who told you about this website did your friend tell you at school its ok johnny people here act like they are mean but they are really nice once you get to know them they are just shy and are trying to introduce themselves theres all kinds of things on here like free love and file sharing and advice and loving pictures and everything else
Wyatt Watson
Nigger
Jaxson Davis
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Wyatt Cox
But in all seriousness, I love a hard dick in my ass.
-JBoy0113
Camden Jones
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Lucas Perez
I got Sup Forums gold a while back. Waste of $9.99. Just spend that money on Steam.
Charles Morales
: WHOE settle down there Adolf not cool at all don't say such harsh words about the black population they are going through a lot especially in America. Very oppressed group.
: Haha yeah you're right and yea a friend in my school but don't worry I'm 18 as of yesterday. I waited a whole 2 months to start posting here so I wouldn't break the rules and get banned. Defiantly not a website I want to get banned from quickly.
-JBoy0113
Ethan Miller
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Gabriel Russell
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Elijah Rogers
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Robert Nguyen
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Carter Garcia
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William Brooks
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Thomas Gonzalez
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Jonathan Baker
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Jose Sanders
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Carter Perry
: Thanks for the heads up but my dad makes really good money so 10 dollars isn't a whole lot to me and I play Xbox I don't really like putting video games onto my Macbook due to limit space so it always runs great!!
William Jones
>b& for signature
Brody Lopez
>us intellects
Asher Johnson
how to recognise a newfag? he will fall for this shit 0/10 bait fucking faggots give me my chan back
Lucas Lee
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Blake Davis
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John Brown
>not ps4 if you're gonna console, at least get a good one
Asher Ramirez
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Xavier Cook
ATTENTION
Please stop spamming my topic thread with spiderman. I know they are funny to a lot of people and I want everyone to enjoy my topic thread if you have anymore funny pics to post, please do, but please do not continue to post bad quality memes of spiderman. They really are not all that great. Do you have any My Little Pony pictures to post? I love that show and wouldn;t mind seeing some good quality memes of it that I can share on my facebook and tell my friends to come here to find good quality MLP memes.
-JBoy0113
Caleb Ward
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Christian Thompson
lol I think youre really funny and original and even its obvious that youre trolling, this stupid fucking idiots still believe youre real
8/10
Brody Moore
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Cameron Hughes
And yet, people fell for it.
Dominic Jackson
Bro, go on Motherless and type in PTHC. Then screenshot and post onto Sup Forums, That's how you get Sup Forums gold for free. PTHC stands for "Prithee The Heavenly Channel".
Brayden Stewart
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Kayden Brown
I hope that they're just playing along, otherwise this thread is full of dumbasses
Angel Smith
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Luke Collins
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Alexander Kelly
>685817317 alright guys im bored later they right this site is filled with retards. just got bored. later faggots.
Elijah Jackson
: YOU ARE NOT ME. Please stop impersonating me guys that is really not cool.
-JBoy0113
Christian Ward
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Jonathan Carter
Can someone post some gore for me ?
-JBoy0113
Joseph Carter
You are not YOU, YOU ARE ME
-JBoy0113
Austin Howard
anyone got cp?
-Jboy0113
Jose Morales
: NO PLEASE DO NOT PLEASE DO NOT!!! PLEASE!!!
-JBOY0113
Grayson Johnson
: Hey look, i dont know who or why youre doing this, but stop pretending youre me.
: you too, sir
Jonathan Campbell
MODS
Thomas Morales
>every body in this tread hahaha
-JBoy0113
Wyatt Sanders
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Noah Parker
ACTUALLY
guys I'm the real one and yeah this has been a bunch of trolling. Can't really prove I'm OP and don't really give a shit. Have fun with the only OC thread on Sup Forums right now. Thought I'd have some fun and find out all the summerfags trying to be cool on an Anonymous image board. Really only proves people want to fit in no matter what and really do care what others think even if they are on an ANONYMOUS image board. Peace guys prob delete the thread in a minute if I can.
Isaac Kelly
Yeah, can someone post gore for me and my 7 years old sis ?
-Jboy0113
Oliver Allen
nevermind i cant
Joseph Flores
Jboy0113 here.
I just want some gore.
-Jboy0113
Charles Miller
Welcome to this site my friend. Im still new here too :3 9 gag showed me this site
Can I save your shotgun picture I really like it but I dont want to steal or get in trouble because of copyright
picture not related (an very old game my dad used to play when I wasnt born)
-flyingpower69
Luis Thomas
c ude?
Jack Jackson
Gtfo
Jaxson Evans
I just want to see some gore.
Gavin Sanders
c ude trrc?
Michael Allen
: oh! I know that game! Thats final fantasy right?? My dad loves it. As for my shotgun picture, I'll let you save it, but whenever you use it make sure to give me credit, ok?
-JBoy0113
Asher Long
what does that mean?
I like your picture though, didnt know you use the "le" meme on Sup Forums too I really feel like on good old 9gag here :3
Carson Robinson
cant stop the spider
John Anderson
>people only want to fit in No fucking shit Sherlock. Its literally always been that way, hell the whole point of this fuckin site was basically to give shut-ins, autists and weebs a place they could fit in.
Tyler Hall
nothing you can do bish
Cameron Young
I dont know what that game is called its old and probably boring, cant wait for infinite warfare though!!!!
thank you for the picture I give you credit whenever I post it :3
-flyingpower69
Evan Cruz
I'm a fag
-JBoy0113
Christian Wright
mad?
Eli Jenkins
If anyone ever askes me like Sup Forums is like I'm going to try and autisticly explain the level of depth, and irony present in this thread. I think they'll understand perfectly after that
Elijah Cruz
need more spideys in here
Brandon Howard
No, i fuck my own mom
-Jboy0113
Charles Gonzalez
: me too!! I like to play call of duty all the time! By the way, how does this teaser I made look? Its for a creepypasta im working on!
Jack Phillips
very creepy, Im afraid of horror pictures.
I get triggered very often because my mom dose my adhd medication too high because Im so bad at school
pic related something funny to cheer me up again
-flyingpower69
Benjamin Foster
:That is a very funny pic! I'm sorry to hear that! What is triggered?? or pic relate?
-JBoy0013
Ian Mitchell
I get panic attacks when I see bad things thats called triggred
always when you post a picture you have to write "pic related" and tell a story some 4 channers can tell this story in green colour but I havent found the colour bar yet