Go to shamchat.com

>Go to shamchat.com
>It's a chat website a la Omegle for roleplayers
>Name yourself "Gary"
>Only ever say "Haha, Gary!"
>Wait until RPing mega autists get tired of being matched with Garys and screencap their reactions

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They all just abandon. Wack shit

bump for potential

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Haha!

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Bump

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Copy pasta this happened like two weeks ago nice unoriginality faggot

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I was the OP two weeks ago and had some hearty laughs so decided to do it again

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They just leave chats now. Also cheers Yrag guy. Nice touch

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I've got a good buildup for you Sup Forumsros don't fuck it up

Kek'ed

Gary #32 reporting in

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Haha Gary!

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Some Gary's have gone rouge and are posting swasticas

They always quit when I ask them about their sharpies :(

Genuine kek at this

posting for potential love with heinrich himmler

That was fast

Gary doesn't even look like a name anymore.

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Haha, Gary!

We have to evolve Gary. People are catching on.

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This has been going on for at least a couple months now newfriend

haha gary

>685817434

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Legit having the dankest of conversations.

kek

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I'm not finding any Gary's rip

This nigga gone full weaboo

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Lol, these are both me, but I'm Fresh Prince of Bel Air now, no longer gary.

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bump

this is a gold mine

Whoever is using the fucking ylyl banana guy needs to die
"Thanks for joining us tonight Gary"

I got bored with the Gary and now am ordering pizza from them..
"Hello is this Papa Johns online Pizza ordering service?"

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1/?
This is a conversation between Alice Kirkland and yourself, Sir Reginald Von Fappington.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Do you have the time to hear about our Lord and Savior, Gary?
Alice Kirkland: What in the dickens are you talking about?
Alice Kirkland: I'll listen, but I'll probably regret it...
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Gary, the last of the Gary, nuked North Korea in honor of the Merciful Gary, therefore ending the 200 Gary War.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Gary then sent 6 million jews to a Eazy Bake Oven.
Alice Kirkland: You're either American or on drugs.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Neither.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: git gud
Alice Kirkland: French tosser.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Nope.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Closer.
Alice Kirkland: There's no way you're from a respectable country like England.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Lower.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: kek
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: >Respectable
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: m8, kill self
Alice Kirkland: Shove off, pompous twat.
Alice Kirkland: Spain?
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Nearly there.
Alice Kirkland: Portugal?
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Ye m8.
Alice Kirkland: Don't do that "m8" thing. If you're going to speak English, at least try to type out all of your words correctly.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY

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Sir Reginald Von Fappington: GARY GARY GARY
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: GARY
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: GARY
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: GARY
Alice Kirkland: What the bloody hell?
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: GARY GARY
Alice Kirkland: Who the hell is Gary?
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CUCK.
Alice Kirkland: Is this some sort of videogame?
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Nope.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Jews did 9/11.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Don't trust the media.
Alice Kirkland: ...
Alice Kirkland: You have the maturity of a blueberry scone.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: You have the mentality of a concentration camp.
Alice Kirkland: Which concentration camp?
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: All of them.
Alice Kirkland: Considering that almost every country has had concentration camps at one point or another, "What the hell are you talking about?"
Alice Kirkland: (Yes, even the United States).
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Jews doing 9/11.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Jew fuel can't melt aluminum memes.
Alice Kirkland: Aluminium*
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: >Spelling like a brit
Alice Kirkland: I'd thought Portuguese history classes were a little foppy, but this...
Alice Kirkland: British English is the traditional English! Americans just chopped it up in a blender and added odd spellings and words like "twerk."
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Also, check your privilege, since we gave you jews tea and marmalade.
Alice Kirkland: I'm not... Jewish.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: You are now, Fukboi McGee.
Alice Kirkland: Why you...! I'd report you if I could, wanker.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: do it fag
Alice Kirkland: Did you just call me a smoke?
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: i dare ye cuck
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: do it
Alice Kirkland: There's no report button, otherwise I definitely would, you taco-eating African explorer.

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Sir Reginald Von Fappington: >Tacos
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: >Mexican traditional food
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Please gas yourself.
Alice Kirkland: Actually it's an American food, you twit.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: No one cares, fukboi
Alice Kirkland: I'm a girl, if Alice wasn't already giving you that vibe.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Also, falling for b8 that easy.
Alice Kirkland: I'm not falling for bait, you're being intentionally annoying. Do you come on here just to irritate people?
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Pretty much, yeah.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Surprised you are lasting that long.
Alice Kirkland: You have sufficiently lowered my opinion of the Portuguese, and I thought you'd be done joking by now.
Alice Kirkland: Or whatever you're doing.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: You lowered my opinion on a bunch of left driving, tea sipping jews.
Alice Kirkland: You drive on the left too, git!
Alice Kirkland: Bloody hell, you have a terrible sense of humour!
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Left as in the car's left.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: You cuck.
Alice Kirkland: Yeah, the United States, Canada, and Mexico are the only countries that drives on the left, to my knowledge. And don't bloody call me that.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Holy shit kill yourself you autistic neckbeard.
Alice Kirkland: I'll kill myself if you go to hell, slimy fish.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: How about no.
Alice Kirkland: This is pointless, you're not going to bloody stop anytime soon.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: No.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: No.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: No.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: No.
Alice Kirkland: I hope you step on a nail.
Alice Kirkland has left the conversation.

RIP Alice never forget.

Haha, Gary!

Haha, Gary!

Everyone instantly leaves.
Cringy ass losers

>Haha, Gary!

Haha, Gary!

Sup Forumsrooo

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best one!

Okay, now you guys need to switch names to something falsely serious as a roleplay, then use the same phrase. top kek

gary reporting in

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This is a conversation between cute anime grill and yourself, Sir Reginald Von Fappington.
cute anime grill: hey
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Hello!
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Do you have the time to hear about our Lord and Savior, Gary?
cute anime grill: yes
cute anime grill: thats my bf
cute anime grill: why u wanna talk about my bf gary
cute anime grill: we went to roller coasters yesterday
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Gary, the Last of The Gary, gassed the jews and became the greatest hero to ever live.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: He then commited suicide.
cute anime grill: does that mean i'm also special
cute anime grill: no he didn't
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: May we never forget.
cute anime grill: !!!!!!
cute anime grill: he was right there !!
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Jews did 9/11, Jew fuel can't melt aluminum cancer.
cute anime grill: 9/11? i was there
cute anime grill: :)
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: 20th Hijacker confirmed.
cute anime grill: why is there fapping in your name
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Because why the fuck not you fat autistic neckbeard weeaboo.
cute anime grill: aaaaaaa:(
cute anime grill: i'm so sad rn:(
cute anime grill: reginald-senpai why would u do this to me :(
cute anime grill: brb suicide
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: doitfag
cute anime grill: :(
cute anime grill has left the conversation

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Sou português também!

Isto é teu? i.imgur.com/MlEUuxn.png

>set interests as "srp"
>make up a fake ass name e.g: Caroline (F,18,features,etc)
>spam gary
>everyone is confused

This is a conversation between The wise meister and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Gary?
The wise meister: Greetings gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
The wise meister: You fucking Sup Forums degenerate!
Gary: Gary?
The wise meister: i hope you die a slow and painful death!
The wise meister: you're the cancer of the fucking internet
Gary: Haha, Gary!
The wise meister: your mother never loved you
The wise meister: is haha gary all you can say?
Gary: Gaaaary?
The wise meister: you truely are a fucking cunt
Gary: Haha, Gary!
The wise meister: no wonder people hate you
The wise meister: i bet you're homeless.
Gary: Gary.
The wise meister: fucking nigger.

Não.

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This is a conversation between The Twilight Princess and yourself, Sir Reginald Von Fappington.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Hello!
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Do you have the time to hear about our Lord and Savior, Gary?
The Twilight Princess: Ok
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Gary, The Last of The Gary, gathered 19 more Gary, and flew 4 planes, 2 hitting the WTC, 1 hitting the Pentagon, and the other one crashing before hiting it's target.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: He then litteraly Hitler.
The Twilight Princess: Wow
The Twilight Princess: Sounds interesting, but i alredy practise Doitsuism
The Twilight Princess: Sorry for bothering you
The Twilight Princess has left the conversation.

No problem Sup Forumsro

which one of you faggots said this

Gary: Dankest memes on /b

kek

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Haha

This is a conversation between A hot guy and yourself, cunt (pretty gross stuff).
cunt (pretty gross stuff): hey
A hot guy : Hey
A hot guy : Kik
cunt (pretty gross stuff): Haha, Gary!

Hi Gary.

You got trolled again.

This is a conversation between Clary (5'2 17 brown hair blonde dip die hair bi brown eyes skinny) srp /romantic rp and yourself, Gary.
Clary (5'2 17 brown hair blonde dip die hair bi brown eyes skinny) srp /romantic rp: Haha, Gary!
Clary (5'2 17 brown hair blonde dip die hair bi brown eyes skinny) srp /romantic rp: Clary (5'2 17 brown hair blonde dip die hair bi brown eyes skinny) srp /romantic rp
Gary: Gary?
Clary (5'2 17 brown hair blonde dip die hair bi brown eyes skinny) srp /romantic rp: Clary (5'2 17 brown hair blonde dip die hair bi brown eyes skinny) srp /romantic rp
Clary (5'2 17 brown hair blonde dip die hair bi brown eyes skinny) srp /romantic rp: Clary (5'2 17 brown hair blonde dip die hair bi brown eyes skinny) srp /romantic rp
Clary (5'2 17 brown hair blonde dip die hair bi brown eyes skinny) srp /romantic rp: no
Gary: Gary!
Clary (5'2 17 brown hair blonde dip die hair bi brown eyes skinny) srp /romantic rp: Clary (5'2 17 brown hair blonde dip die hair bi brown eyes skinny) srp /romantic rp
Clary (5'2 17 brown hair blonde dip die hair bi brown eyes skinny) srp /romantic rp: Clary (5'2 17 brown hair blonde dip die hair bi brown eyes skinny) srp /romantic rp
Clary (5'2 17 brown hair blonde dip die hair bi brown eyes skinny) srp /romantic rp: Clary (5'2 17 brown hair blonde dip die hair bi brown eyes skinny) srp /romantic rp
Clary (5'2 17 brown hair blonde dip die hair bi brown eyes skinny) srp /romantic rp: Clary (5'2 17 brown hair blonde dip die hair bi brown eyes skinny) srp /romantic rp
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Clary (5'2 17 brown hair blonde dip die hair bi brown eyes skinny) srp /romantic rp: I'm a level above tbh
Gary: Gaaaary?
Clary (5'2 17 brown hair blonde dip die hair bi brown eyes skinny) srp /romantic rp has left the conversation.

My nigga

Close some tabs holy shit

This is a conversation between Elizabeth srp and yourself, Sir Reginald Von Fappington.
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Hello!
Sir Reginald Von Fappington: Do you have the time to hear about our Lord and Savior, Gary?
(Akward pause)
Elizabeth srp has left the conversation.

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Gary meeting another Gary
Haha, Gary!

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