Which one are you?
Which one are you?
Bi*
Depends on what pants I'm wearing.
You forgot a style of peeing with an errection: Artillery
Ei*
I piss in the sink. Less clean up no chance for me to splash so do i apply?
D*ii
Generally d, and foreskin forward, generally middle of toilet during day, silent edge at night.
>pull my pants halfway down
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Aii*
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Me too. For years I thought "I pee in the sink" was a joke. But then I tried it and it was amazing. But I do open, left nut out, foreskin half pulled back.
Cii**
A* : tring to make my path through my trousers
Ei**
Aii**
No point opening the fly button. Doesn't splash as much when foreskin is pulled back. And I don't care about making noise.
Bii*
uncut is way better because you naturally spray everywhere and troll the shit out of janitorfags.
Bii**
A or E
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this
best way to piss when at home.
i use my toilet bowl only for shitting for quite a while now.
FI*
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Dii**
my niggas
Dii*
F ** when at home and feeling lazy
D ** for pretty much everywhere else
Bi*
Different locations and occasions call for different things.
Bii** when I'm at home
Aii* if I'm at somebody elses house or the pub
Ei** if I'm too drunk to give a fuck or just busting for a piss and can't do my flies in time.
Fi*
D** when at home/friends house
D*** When in a public place
Dii*
At home Eii**
At public Aii*
B/F ii *
DOG*****
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B ii **
wow, all of these old memes. How did you come across this ancient relic? Surely this has to be pre-06 since trollface and the other 2 were still being used by Sup Forums.
Bii** i live alone so no need to hit the bowl
Di**
cii**
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Dii*
Ei**/***
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Bi**
Ei**
Fi*
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Bii*
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