Which one are you?

Which one are you?

Bi*

Depends on what pants I'm wearing.

You forgot a style of peeing with an errection: Artillery

Ei*

I piss in the sink. Less clean up no chance for me to splash so do i apply?

D*ii

Generally d, and foreskin forward, generally middle of toilet during day, silent edge at night.

>pull my pants halfway down
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Aii*

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Me too. For years I thought "I pee in the sink" was a joke. But then I tried it and it was amazing. But I do open, left nut out, foreskin half pulled back.

Cii**

A* : tring to make my path through my trousers

Ei**

Aii**

No point opening the fly button. Doesn't splash as much when foreskin is pulled back. And I don't care about making noise.

Bii*

uncut is way better because you naturally spray everywhere and troll the shit out of janitorfags.

Bii**

A or E
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** or *** depending on if it's public or not

this

best way to piss when at home.
i use my toilet bowl only for shitting for quite a while now.

FI*

...

Dii**

my niggas

Dii*

F ** when at home and feeling lazy
D ** for pretty much everywhere else

Bi*

Different locations and occasions call for different things.
Bii** when I'm at home
Aii* if I'm at somebody elses house or the pub
Ei** if I'm too drunk to give a fuck or just busting for a piss and can't do my flies in time.

Fi*

D** when at home/friends house
D*** When in a public place

Dii*

At home Eii**
At public Aii*

B/F ii *

DOG*****

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B ii **

wow, all of these old memes. How did you come across this ancient relic? Surely this has to be pre-06 since trollface and the other 2 were still being used by Sup Forums.

Bii** i live alone so no need to hit the bowl

Di**

cii**

Fii***

Dii*

Ei**/***

Gi***

Bi**

Ei**

Fi*

Fi**

Bii*

Bi***