/heem/: fedor fight nights edition

Upcoming events:
6/17: EFN Global - Fedor vs Maldonaldo [LIVE]

6/17: WSOF 31 - Ivanov vs Copeland [Main Card @ 9PM ET on NBCSN, Prelims on wsof.com @ 5:45PM ET]

6/17: Bellator 156 - Galvao vs Dantas [Main card starts at 9 PM EDT; Prelims on spike.com @ 7:50 PM EST]

6/18: UFC FN 89 - MacDonald vs Thompson [FP Prelims start at 6:45 PM EDT, 11:45 PM BST, FS2 Prelims start at 8:30 PM EDT, Main card starts at 10:30 PM EDT, 3:30am bst on FS1]

6/24: Bellator 157 - Jackson vs Ishii
6/25: GLORY 31 - Mwekassa vs Bouzidi
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem

News:
>Bisping vs Hendo 2 in the works
twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/743628545235116032

>fedor to UFC
twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/743839038755332097

>UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett bouts added
Jan Blachowicz vs. Alexander Gustafsson
Tae Hyun Bang vs. Nick Hein
Henry Briones vs. Brad Pickett
Jessin Ayari vs. Emil Weber Meek
Nicolas Dalby vs. Peter Sobotta
Christian Colombo vs. Jarjis Danho
Scott Askham vs. Jack Hermansson
Rustam Khabilov vs. Reza Madadi
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/alexander-gustafsson-vs-jan-blachowicz-among-ufc-fight-night-93-additions

>Jorge Masvidal replaces Claudio Silva vs Siyar Bahadurzada at UFC 201
bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/17/11962058/silva-out-masvidal-in-vs-bahadurzada-at-ufc-201

>UFC FN 89 Weigh-ins @ 5pm ET: youtube.com/watch?v=46X_VTk4jaM [Open]
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youtu.be/Bh-LQBCWTpE
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I want Bai Ling to beat me up

does she speak two languages

my betting site doesn't have a line on this card. im going to be so mad if maldababo wins

shesd still pretty good looking for her age

How much do you think all this costs them? Performances, dancers, live orchestra and this general grandeur. It must cost a shit ton surely.

Why can't Dana do this bros

only the language of love

>russians
>open minded
lmao

who is with the commentator right now

can wait for Fedor to appear and give a blank stare at those weird white dancers

I hope Dana doesn't start doing this, it's a pointless waste of time

cos danas a neckbeard and wants ufc to be no fun allowed

haha its' gruppa krovi instrumental isn't it?

this russian commentator loves his country and his people so damn much. Holy shit why can't the US be like this? Why aren't we allowed to publicly love our country without crazy liberals attacking us for it?

more than that tiny venue can generate that's for sure

STREAM

PLEASE

IN
TO
PIE
CES

As opposed to padding for time during the prelims showing as the exact same shit over and over and then telling us the KEYS for each fighter

That's something else I was thinking, how are they even profiting here?
Is Putin helping them fund all this shit

>when i win the lottery im getting a revolving woman-chandelier
The maintenance costs must be astronomical

UFC.com

face the pain is literally the only good thing about ufc nowadays

hope whoever buys it just turns it into wwe/pride but keep face the pain

The difference is Russians lover Russia enough to hate her for her problems, Americans just loudly adore their country for no apparent reason

Sup kiwibro. Have you been training gi 3 days a week?

he did it for 189

...

ufc.tv

Love*

/r/mmastreams

they probably have tv deals keeping them set
fedor returning might be a big deal over there so ticket prices might make it worthwile

ufc.tv/video/efn-saint-petersburg-3

free with a russian vpn

thanks we are all watching it though

>LIKE IT OR LEAVE IT!!
That mentality is what is wrong with the US

>just turns it into wwe
delete this

>bisping hendo

just hand over the belt first and no one gets hurt

delete your life

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM.....?
...?

HEEEM!

I like it m8

what a mauling!

HEEEEM LATE STOPPYYYYYY

Heem sleepy

Nikolai got murdered

early stoppage

what a beatdown

>calling a country her
cringy shit lad

You guys staying up this late for that russian cock as well?

so much this

I just mute the stream and switch windows while checking occasionally for the next fight face off, it's the same regurgitated shit over and over again

Great technical striking in that finish
Rory esque in his patience, Joe.

Me too (along with physics) and my uni offers plenty of part-time jobs for students. You have no excuse paddy

I watch every EFN, have since their first show on Fite Pass.

I get what you're saying, but a lot of people make up reasons to hate the US, even though their lives are very comfortable. They feel no love for their own country, and have no real reason to hate it.

8/9 rd 1 stoppages

how many more in the next 6?

No its a common historical thing. In every history book they call the country her. It were the term motherland comes from

In Russian countries are gendered, faggot

sure am lad

No, victim mentality is what's wrong with the US.

>doctors that helped me prepare
based natty russian

and directions have colours too or something right?

doing it for fedor...and I dont give a fuck about the Bellator and WSOF cards

it's a cringy historical thing then m8ylado

>calling the country "it" because you're intimidated by women
Beta

...

That too

>because you're intimidated by women
what does that have to do with anything
do you give your house a gender too

Aw that was nice of them to mention Yasubei. Haven't seen him or his brother fight in ages.

Yeah and my car as well. They're all women. I have a thing about owning a harem.

Not that I'm aware of, I'm not a native speaker soz lad

youtu.be/Bh-LQBCWTpE

>one round and his face is this fucked up

fuck the UFC desu lads

In almost all languages is like that i think.
At least latin language have genders for countries

Well you can say that watching half naked men beat flop on top of each other pretty cringey.
Your just not used to that ghetto speak they use so of course you are going to think its cringey because anything different from your social group is going to be cringey you fucking normie

to uneducated plebs maybe

mel gibson with that rich piana color

Gendered nouns are so key

everything that you can enter in is a female user

what do arnold, red mel gibson and capello have in common?

Why these ruskis are shitting on Brazil?

>you fucking normie
>tumblr filename
oh le irony

Because it's Brazil duh

>Complain constantly about the UFC
>Watch bum as promotions like EFN, Bellator, and WSOF

>Not letting based Mel and Arnie speak normally in English and putting Russian subs underneath

These fucking ruskis sometimes I swear on me mum

>tfw Hulk rips off the locker room door

I got it right or is it 30 minutes until the next fight?

Fedor's opponent is Brazilian

>all those muslims

it's like I'm watching a fight event in France

Angelina Jolie used to be brown at some point in time.

can any russian speakers explain wtf is going on in this segment?
are they just giving meme news?
is it satire?

OHH SHIT OBAMA KEKED

kek what the fuck is going on

They're taking too long, I'm definitely missing Fedor at this rate.

Bullshit.

Fuck off Luke

I though Russia has laws against this sort of thing

Watching this muted at work makes this seem really bizarre

I've seen that image posted multiple times and it's always had retarded (You)bait shit in the comment box next to it

>Turn EFN stream back on
>see Trump dubbed in Russian
guys what's going on

SHOTS FIRED AT OBAMA

lol what the fuck is this. Sides have been wrecked.

Overdubs, memes

wtf is going on russia

Your fault for having a life

>Obama
>Putin
>Trump

What's going on?
Russia isn't still banned is it? One of you lads need to explain, I think quick reply doesn't work but if you do it from the top of the page it should

Bro isn't it like 7pm your time?
Lol why would u miss him?