What would Sup Forums do for $300?

What would Sup Forums do for $300?

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I'm so broke i could work for $300

Oooooh I'd suck your dick off so good, Like a heroin whore.

Ur mom

Work like 7 hours

Play with STUFFED ANIMALS

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Nothing at all, I got 40k in liquidities right now.

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Go down the street to an ATM

I'd sell my league of legends account for that much. Actually less

id give someone a fisting.

kill 1000s of babies and puppies as long as its legal

I would suck 600 cocks.

let myself get fucked up the ass

because you're sadistic?

Tie my shoelaces.

About $300 worth of labor?

lmao 50 cent sucky sucky

Work one Sunday afternoon bartending, cause that's what I make on a typical Sunday.

Steal them

Fuck your mom

read your shitty thread

Kill OP.

Work 20 hours

Let a lady boy fuck me

plaster your toilet ceilling. cause thats what i normally charge and get payed for to do.

Go to work

Beat the living fuck out of someone

>buy 30 tampons
>put tampons in socks
>stick tampon socks (sockpons) inside pooper
>wait till need to poop
>poop sockpons out
>take of socks, wear them to work without shoes
>ask my students what they think

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^wat

I'd drive my ass on a stick

Tim is gay

Work a full time job. But so far, I can't find a part time job yet. I'll work almost anywhere to have money in my pocket. It's either you survive, or live in your mom's basement.

Buy fucking drugs

While 300 bucks ain't much it's better than 0. Name your price.

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Work a few hours. What do you expect?

work for 8 hours, like I do every day.

I'd stick a toothbrush, pen, a lot of things up my ass and stick some things in my urethra

It's a lot of money in my country because our money is so fucking useless, so pretty much anything except hurting myself/others

I'd shove a sharpie in my pooper and jerk off on chaturbate. $600 and I'll include my girlfriend and her sister.

would you let donald trump poop one kitkat bar sized turd into your mouth for 300 bucks?

What country you from?

give u cheese pizza
lol

Your wife.

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Argentina, 300 bucks its $4.200. 1usd=14 pesos (few months ago it was 16)

nah, im not that desperate.

Install a remote starter for you.

suck dick or handjob if you stink and are gross

That's pretty fucking expensive.

I know a bitch that'll suck my dick for $40.

I would give you some wise life advice

Would Wave a ISIS flag in public

end your misery

Her

Same

>Tfw I switched to Dota 2 a year ago and how just have hundreds of dollars worth of shitty skins on my LoL account ill never get back

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

Work for one hour.

Shove a Klondike bar up my pooper.

She is just waiting for him to pass out from joy, so that she can devour him

keked