GARY THREAD

GARY THREAD

>Go to shamchat.com
>It's a chat website a la Omegle for roleplayers
>Name yourself "Gary"
>Only ever say "Haha, Gary!"
>Wait until RPing mega autists get tired of being matched with Garys and screencap their reactions

kek

another one

Matt Damon!

>miya here
hey faggots

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Night Gary

Oi

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This is a conversation between Fortune Cookie Bot and yourself, Joseph Goebbels.
Fortune Cookie Bot: Hello I am the Fortune Cookie Bot, please type something in chat to have your fortune read for you.
Joseph Goebbels: Vill ve vin ze var?
Fortune Cookie Bot: Your Fortune for today is “HAHA, GARY!” thanks for using Fortune Cookie Bot
Fortune Cookie Bot: fucking jew dog
Joseph Goebbels: Ach, ze communist dogs invented a gay robot!
Joseph Goebbels: How unchristian of zem.
You've left the conversation.

Why does no one want to save 5% on their car insurance?

BAD NEWS GARYSON!

dude...
people want to save 6% on their car insurance.
you should know that

>Geigo

You guys need better names. Rainbow is a queer.

>geigo

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Gary: Haha, Gary!
Tik'shuk ruler of erbon: Not this stupid fucking gary shit
Tik'shuk ruler of erbon: kill yourself you consertivtive faggot
Gary: Garyyyyyy
Gary: Haha, Gary?
Tik'shuk ruler of erbon: wake up
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Tik'shuk ruler of erbon: corporations are milking us for money and you sit here shitting GARY out of your mouth
Tik'shuk ruler of erbon: fucking imbecile
Tik'shuk ruler of erbon: You ever been to university?
Tik'shuk ruler of erbon: I didn't go you fucking faggot
Gary: Gary Gary Gary!!!
Tik'shuk ruler of erbon: Because I'm not a stupid bitch like you
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Tik'shuk ruler of erbon: Stop fucking spamming gary you weeaboo
Tik'shuk ruler of erbon: I'll get my girlfriend after you. She's asain and she knows karati
Gary: Gary garyyyyy

tthat was me kappa

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Kekz

>4CHINS

This is a conversation between Big dick huge balls bubble butt fag super AIDS cummer and yourself, Shylocke (Big nose, curly hair, smelly).
Shylocke (Big nose, curly hair, smelly): Oy vey, just my type!
Big dick huge balls bubble butt fag super AIDS cummer: m-merchant?
Shylocke (Big nose, curly hair, smelly): THE GOYIM KNOW
Shylocke (Big nose, curly hair, smelly): SHUT IT DOWN
You've left the conversation.

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lol...

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>Captain Australia
kek

They know, but it still pisses them off, kek.

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some of you assholes are destroying my "read the first letter" attempts. looking at you insurance guy and australiafaggot

Nice dubs

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fixed it nig

This is a conversation between Luca [Wolf Hybrid//F//5'2//Blue Eyes//Dirty Blonde Hair//Fur Clothes//Cloak//Brown Fur//Fantasy RP] and yourself, Pepe (Anthro frog, has 4 chins, is constantly screaming).
Luca [Wolf Hybrid//F//5'2//Blue Eyes//Dirty Blonde Hair//Fur Clothes//Cloak//Brown Fur//Fantasy RP]: Oh...
Pepe (Anthro frog, has 4 chins, is constantly screaming): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Luca [Wolf Hybrid//F//5'2//Blue Eyes//Dirty Blonde Hair//Fur Clothes//Cloak//Brown Fur//Fantasy RP] has left the conversation.

kek

Eat a Dick Nigger Lord.

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Lol, i was just in a shamchat with mute invisible man

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PSA: I am Jewish Gary
oy vey

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GOOOT EEEMMM

I'm hurt

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>9GAG

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Fucking charge your phone user

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This is a conversation between job interviewer and yourself, Wojak (Sad, pale, bald).
job interviewer: Hey
Wojak (Sad, pale, bald): Hey, I'm here for the wage slave interview.
job interviewer: This is the Gary interview
Wojak (Sad, pale, bald): *I reach into my pockets to get out my resume, and spaghetti falls from my pocket*
Wojak (Sad, pale, bald): Fuck, wrong interview
job interviewer: K
Wojak (Sad, pale, bald): S-Sorry for wasting your time Gary
job interviewer: Please send the next Gary in
Wojak (Sad, pale, bald): K-Keep the spaghetti, it's on the floor- I mean house.
You've left the conversation.

Kek Kek Kek

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Gas the Jews! Racewar now!

This one made me kek

> shoulda seen it coming

he never replied

haha, Gary

>kid try to out 'Haha,Gary!' you
>you don't care
>they lose their shit

so much kek

F U Gary

I ran into that one

check'd

This is fun times

>miya here

Niggers stop being Gary and evolve your names.

I never get the good reactions on these

:)

classic Sup Forums autist :')

Because your name is Gary.

Interviewer (Gimp suit): Welcome
Interviewer (Gimp suit): To your interview
Asriel: Hi
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Please sit down *Motions to seat*
Asriel: Sits down
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Tell me
Interviewer (Gimp suit): What is your experience with sucking on
Interviewer (Gimp suit): big
Interviewer (Gimp suit): black
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Dicks..?
Asriel: Did it once
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Would you like to again?
Asriel: Yeah
Interviewer (Gimp suit): *Pulls down pants to show a blackened stump of a penis*
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Suck me
Interviewer (Gimp suit): give me the succ
Asriel: Starts licking
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Say my name
Asriel: Daddy
Interviewer (Gimp suit): No It's gary you slut
Asriel: sryy gary
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Haha, Gary!
Asriel: Starts deep throat
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Haha, Gary!
Asriel: Licks balls
Asriel: Haha, Gary!
Interviewer (Gimp suit): I have no balls!
Interviewer (Gimp suit): I have no
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Sup Forumsalls...
Asriel: Haha, Gary!
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Haha, Gary!
Asriel: U funny
Interviewer (Gimp suit): Asriel
Asriel: Gary
Asriel: Haha, Gary!
Interviewer (Gimp suit): The nut has not been excreted from my euthera yet
Asriel: Kys loner

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This is a conversation between Edward Snowden and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha Gary!
Edward Snowden: Hello Gary.
Edward Snowden: I'm the snow storm nigger.
Edward Snowden: I'm going to tear you a fucking new hole when I find you mate.
Gary: Haha Gary!
Edward Snowden: You think you can hide behind your fucking firewalls?
Edward Snowden: I'll let you know, I have the ability to capture all the information you send on the internet and your IP.
Gary: Haha Gary!
Edward Snowden: You fucking putrid scum bag.
Edward Snowden: When I locate you I will wipe you off the face of this fucking earth.
Edward Snowden: I will fucking rape your dead corpse and when I'm done with that I'll piss on your rotting body.
Edward Snowden: You lil fucking piece of rat shit.
Edward Snowden: Who the fuck even names their fucking kid Gary?
Gary: Oak
Edward Snowden: By the time I'm done with you, they wont need a body bag. They'll need a bunch of fucking coolers.
Gary: Haha Gary!
Edward Snowden: You'll just be a pile of fucking blood nigger.
Edward Snowden: Who the fuck even are you?
Gary: Gary!
Edward Snowden: And why do I keep fucking getting you as a match?
Gary: Haha Gary!!!!!
Edward Snowden: I swear to god if this is another fucking reddit raid I'm done.
Edward Snowden: Fuck you.
Edward Snowden: Cunt.
Edward Snowden has left the conversation.

Lelelele leddit laid

try to lure them in with a conversation first
and dont call yourself gary

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Haha!

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So, who is Gary anyway? Is he a comrade?

GG Well Played

Trying out some new material

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kek

i sent a guy who didnt respond to the Haha Gary to a rick roll because he was spamming lyrics in chat

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ya'll niggas are becoming self-aware

Gold

THAS ME

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check'd and kek'd fam

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> very meta

lol, i was just in chat with Stacey

was gonna go for haha gary instead went with

Y no one want chat?

my only reply after that

EWWWW


PENIS

i Vas Charles

haha Gary

This is a conversation between Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp) and yourself, Fortune Cookie Bot.
Fortune Cookie Bot: Hello I am the Fortune Cookie Bot, please type something in chat to have your fortune read for you.
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp): Hello!
Fortune Cookie Bot: Your Fortune for today is “HAHA, GARY!” thanks for using Fortune Cookie Bot
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp): FUCK YOU
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp): YOU REALLY ARE MAKING ME SICK
Fortune Cookie Bot: HAHA, GARY!
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp): GETTING REAL TIRED
Fortune Cookie Bot: HAHA, GARY!
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp): CANCEROUS REDDIT SCUM
Fortune Cookie Bot: HAHA, GARY!
Fortune Cookie Bot: lel
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GARY, FUCKING FUNNY
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp): FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp): FUCK YOU
Fortune Cookie Bot: this is the 9 gag army
Fortune Cookie Bot: m8
Fortune Cookie Bot: HAHA, GARY!
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp): WHATEVER
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp): FUCK YOU
Fortune Cookie Bot: HAHA, GARY!
Prince Jake of Irania (medieval/fantasy rp) has left the conversation.

Dude just lost at his own game.

oh shit waddup

More of this be subtle the whole site is pretty much aware. Now we must lure them in and ruin them.

I have one

fuckin white gary knight

this guy had it

Not much man, smoking n chilling.

Haha, Gary!

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