Roast me Sup Forums

Roast me Sup Forums

you fucking pog

>military
>actually welfare
>get a real job

hop your family get cancer

Don't have to, ISIS is already working on it.

Thank you for your service faggot

your mustache is out of fucking regs your chevrons are fucked for no reason (you work in a fucking office) you obviously look overweight and you should probably be in the brig for being a child molester (of family no doubt)

get a fucking haircut you shower shoe

Looks like somebody joined the military just to be the bullet sponge for every other branch.

No wonder the military's going to shit when fat fucks like you are being sent to do a real man's work, I hope you die like the faggot coward you are.

go back to the military and die

Looks like someone joined because they wanted to be like call of duty

even your computer wants you to CTRL+ALT+Delete your life.

Cut your fucking hair and shave that pussy fuzz of your lip, Right now you look like the biggest pimple on the Ass of the Marine Core.

>mustache

Jesus Christ I didn't think the genepool could get that bad.

Yo is that a fuckin purity ring?

Your Molestache is out of regs dip shit. You DI not beat you hard enough in boot?

private pile/10
well whatta we have here? A JELLY DONUT!

>more of these

>get fired tomorrow for something arbitrary and trivial

yes slut its out of fucking regs. You have a finite amount of time to grow the damned thing and if you can only accomplish that shit stain on your lip its out of regs

>Hair is shit
>Pussy Fuzz out of regs
>Shit eating grin
>Spending time on Sup Forums
Better of in Army/10

i think i know where this walking BCP case works. we call him corporal chicho (short for salchicho or sausage in spanish). Gonna save this and have a little chat with his sncoic as i'm sure he'd like to know his debuh dawg is on a site frequented by child porn and terrorists

Let's hope your one of the 22 in the future