Sluttiest things your gf/ex has done with you?

sluttiest things your gf/ex has done with you?

Begged for me to fuck her ass harder while I made her lick the grool off her own panties.

Sucked my dick in a park full of people a few times, we were a bit hidden but people still walked by.

told her to put on something sexy. When I got upstairs face down, ass up with a large dildo inserted in her butthole

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Sucked my dick till I came in her mouth, she took it all. I thouht she did, she gave me a look, and licked her fingers clean

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My ex and I fucked a few times the summer after we broke up. She was even seeing a new guy while we were doing it, and she admitted I was still better than any of the other guys she had been with since we ended. On one of those days that we fucked, I tied her to my bed one time and she said it was the best sex she'd ever had. Gotta agree with her there.

>ex-girlfriend told me to meet her on the beach at the lifeguard stand when I got home at 10:00pm.
>go to lifeguard stand
>ex is naked, covered in a towel, with a box of Popeye's fried chicken
>Eat Popeye's while getting a blowjob on the stand
>Tyrone walks by and smells fried chicken
>Asks if he can hit that
>Give Tyrone a chicken-wing and he watches me fuck her in the ass.
>Tyrone asks if she will blow him while I fuck her in the ass
>Give Tyrone a drumstick
>Tyrone and I chinese finger-trap my ex while we eat Popeye's
>Bust nuts
>Tyrone gives me a high-five and thanks me for the chicken

>sluttiest things your gf/ex has done with you?

service a couple of gloryholes together

Nice trips nigger

gave me a handjob while we were watching a movie with my dad and little sis

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Sucked me off to completion while she was waiting for her new bf to arrive.
Was strangely satisfying to see him give her a kiss on those lips that were busy sucking down my cum just minutes before.

she likes for me to watch her masturbate until she cums. sometimes i film her.

>let me slip into something sexy
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pissed on each other.

You might not have black skin but you spit roasted some bitch with a bitch named Tyrone and the best part of it for you was the Popeyes. Your a nigger

My ex always wanted me to cum on her tits or face like a porn star. She wouldn't swallow when I came in her mouth, but getting to cum on her made up for it.

The best part of it for Tyrone was the Popeye's.
Admittedly, it was great chicken.

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Plenty of shit like suck my dick in public when people were around as well as let me fuck her anyway I'd like to anywhere and anytime fuck I miss the way she'd ride me then stick my dick in her ass herself and finish then me off also she sucked me off during Christmas while I fuck her puss with a fat candy cane not that cane looking one but the giant stick one fun times

Had the same problem user I mean she'd cum all over my dick and clean her cum off but never let me finish in her mouth and get mad if I'd did so I'd cum and intentionally cum on my hand and get her to eat both of our cum mixed lol

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You let your ex touch a nigger?
What's wrong with you?
I broke up with my last ex for having fucked a nigger before we dated.

>slutty
>gf/ex

how is it slutty if they're in a relationship lol

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lol fucking cucks when will they learn this cycle will never end just accept it

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Never, they're fools.
Only elitists and fucking nationalists will survive.

t.cuck

My girl (with my consent) sucked off my friend in front of me whole we sat in his garden. Was pretty hot

>Took a straw and sucked her pussy juice
>HJ and BJ in packed movie
>she begged me to slap her face as hard as i could and spit ion her open mouth
>came on her face and made her drive thru McDonalds
>made her spread legs and fuck a dildo while driving thru town
>make her gargle my cum and swish it in her teeth
>fingered her while walking thru Target
>Made the Wife come out of bedroom and finger herself while I was on couch getting BJ from GF...

My ex and I once fucked on the floor of our friend's grandmother's living room while a group of our friends was sleeping in the next room. Mind you, there was no door between the rooms.

Me and a friend watched my gf finger herself while making out with his gf, then mine went down on her and he got weird about it and stopped it. Pretty cool, but pretty fucking gay.

>Made Wife eat my cum out of GF
>Fucked GF then went to bedroom and made Wife lick it clean
>Fucked GF on period in graveyard
>Fucked married slut in public park

>highschool senior
>junior gf
>went to catholic school (uniforms similar to OP's pic)
>on a lightly populated bus coming back from club event
>asked her to suck me off
>she acted shocked at first but did it
>ask to fuck
>looks around
>climbs ontop of me
>fuck lowkey
>pull out and cum on inside of her skirt
>no one finds out
mfw

story bro, are you bi?

what the hell kind of guy turns up, sees his new gf and ex standing around and is cool with that

>come out the gym
>2pm on a summers day
>bitch is waiting for me in a car, area is kinda quiet
>take my dick out and make her suck my cock through the window
>guys from the gym walking past, laughing and pointing
>alpha as fuck

jokes on me though, i made her my fiance and dont trust her at all

one that doesnt exist

Why would you marry someone you do not trust? Enjoying the idea of her slutting out and taking half of everything you own?

Made my gf wear a remote control vibrating butt plug when we went out to dinner with her parents.

During the meal I pulled out one of those small 1.5 inch vibrators from my pocket, much to her surprise, and put it under her skirt and right on her clit. She sat there squirming for an hour. After the meal and her parents left, she got up from the booth and she left a huge wet spot on the seat. We barely made it to the car before she was all over me.

there are other benefits.

she buys me steroids, buys me food, pays for everything, cooks for me, dresses how i tell her.

look its not that i dont trust her, its just before we were dating i made her do all kinds of disgusting shit. i fucked her two hours after i met her. and it makes me think... maybe she will cheat. oh well

Ex sucked my dick while breastfeeding my newborn son

got a link to the site that you brought it from

also was it noisy? how effective did your gf say it was in making her cum

It's your prerogative bro. Leopard's never change their spots, and if she fucked you that easily, she probably has fucked and still fucks other guys. Not sure if having a Sugar Momma is worth that sort of relationship.

Not slutty, just trashy.

Too a hot bath topless with me and a friend of mine , then she blews us both!

Ex got a call from her mom while we were fucking on her couch. Made her take the call while I fucked her.

No regrets

I reported this as an underage thread, have fun in the pokey, fucker.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Navy rape, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret rapes on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed rapes. I am trained in gorilla rapefare and I’m the top raper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will rape you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of rapists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that rapes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking raped, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rape you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed raping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to rape your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will rape fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking raped, kiddo.

oh yeah i know for a fact she was fucking whoever she wanted, i went through he emails and shes fucked pretty much everyone shes worked with in various jobs. when i met her she was fucking a guy two minutes drive from my house.

to be fair i was fucking 4 other chicks including her, its just as i started getting serious with bodybuilding she stuck around and the other bitches didnt so it wasnt really a choice, i just kinda coasted into it.

Does the thrill of anonymously attacking strangers over the internet get your chode to tickle? Perhaps you should consider paying your overdue bar tab. Oh wait im going to guess you dont leave that crusty old basement you call your home. Perhaps if you took one moment, one day, nay, one passing second to think about your situation in life you would realize that in the end nothing is worth while and that the most you can do to positively impact this world and all other worlds in the known universe is to finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch in the back of your mind. The thought you dare not acknowledge lest you finally man up the cojones, balls for your impoverished foolhardy ass, to FINALLY take that power cord, sticky and grimy with caked on layers of doritos crumbs, sweat, and semen. A frothy, disgusting mixture of bodily waste that so accurately sums up who and what you and your lifestyle represent: Absolute scum. Not one more second should pass where you continue to contribute to the enthropic heat death of known reality. Take that power cable. Take that disgusting mound of semen, rubber, and disgusting food particles. Take it. Take all 8 feet of it from the very wall in which its plugged to the half dismantled box that you use to type this message to me. Take it, and finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch. Tie it as tight as you can around your neck, make sure that one end is securely fastened to the ceiling, and take that final plunge. That final step off your bent and mangled chair, the unfortunate piece of plastic used to carry your morbidly obese welfare person. Take that final step. Take that final step into the halls of darness and obscurity. Do it. Kill yourself. For the good of all mankind.

Road sex on the interstate. Diesel driver got a good show.

i put my erect penis in her lubricated vagina in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Disgusting

Well now I feel sad :(

Mods!!!!!
There's a fucking faggot in this thread

Drank my piss from a baby bottle meanwhile I fucked her ass. I wouldn't stop until the bottle was empty, and it took her a long fucking time. She was 15 at the time. (Legal in my country)

>8585
>626
Nice dub/trip combo

madman

Ex loved giving road head. She wasn't shy about giving people a view.

> lubricated
> missionary
> procreation

>mfw you believe it when a girl tells you that

>>you're
nigger

>not that cane looking one but the giant stick one fun times
Kek of the day

my ex wanted to do this but we broke up before trying it. one of my biggest regrets. congrats on doing it user.

Fingered her while she was on the phone with her Mum.

Sent me these pics of her and another guy while I was at work telling me to come home and make her mine again

It's crazy that's how it used to be.

he can believe what he wants, he still got his dick wet, and the new guy got cucked.

who cares whos actually the best at fucking her.

Sucked my dick in the back of her mother's car driving back from a short holiday.
Her nan was in the front too, was pure filth.

luu nicole ?

Mines not that exciting but ok
>gf and I work at same office in a uni
>gf gets furious and won't talk to me if I act like we're dating
>have to act SUPER professional around her
>she acts however she wants around me
>we're of course into bdsm so I punish her for it later
>one day she comes up behind me and puts a lei on me because they were ordering lei's for graduation
>she whispers "you're getting lei'd" and giggles and runs off
>I did in fact get laid that night
>another time during a meeting she sat next to me and made me whip it out under the table
>sat next to her and went on with the meeting with my dick out for five minutes
>start to feel a weird tickling sensation on my lower head
>driving me crazy trying to keep composed
>didn't lose cool, but glanced at girlfriend and she's not moving her hands at all
>turns out she had brought an ostrich feather and taped it under the table and was tickling my dick
>had me spank her ass that night
We haven't been dating that long so I don't have much more for now sorry but here's shit she does in general
>goes to fitness class and comes into office Tuesday's and Thursday's all sweaty and in yoga pants
>takes my flannel shirts and wipes her sweat off with them before other people get to the office so they're smelling that on me all day
>only guy who ain't a fairy at the office so I'm doing the heavy lifting
>stealth-smacks my ass when I bend over all the time
>one time we were alone and I was bent over and she said "don't move" and she clipped the tongue of a tape measure she was using to my pants, dragged it across the room then let it go
>that was last week and my tailbone is still a little sore
>she blew me every night for a week for that one
>it's been good so far
>also she's an E cup and 20 and I'm 26 so that's nice

Topcuck

I just reported this thread for underage porn, have fun in the pokey, fucker

Pfft.

I once fucked an old man in the ass while he was on the phone with his realtor.

True story

Carly? if its you, i swear to god you fucking whore

No she's Lucy lol

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Navy rape, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret rapes on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed rapes. I am trained in gorilla rapefare and I’m the top raper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will rape you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of rapists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that rapes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking raped, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rape you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed raping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to rape your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will rape fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking raped, kiddo.

To clarify, her head was under a blanket and she was laying down along the back seats because the long drive was making her 'tired'

Kek well done.

Presumably to sell his house and move away from his terrible rapey neighbor, no doubt

Double pussy penetration with my cock and a vibrator

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do you enjoy being cucked? genuine question

Honestly yes I do

Hey now.

That rape was consensual

Not the same guy but obviously or he wouldn't be bragging about it.

Made me think of this

Sucked my dick for the whole of the Superbowl broadcast with my buddies around. Only took breaks to bring us snacks lol

Who doesnt enjoy being betrayed in no ne of the worst ways possible?

Licked my asshole

We fucked in her living room while her family was home.she was wearing a skirt so her brother didnt know my cock was in her when he came in and started watching tv.every time he looked away id fuck her a little harder.this was my ex.

Phoned her while she was on the finger of her mum?

Is it betrayal if you allow it?

>feelsgoodman.jpg

>Uni prom
>Got a hotel across the road from the venue
>Fancy hotel
>Spend time at prom with her jackoff friends I've never met
>Getting to call it a night
>"Needs to go bathroom"
>Comes back out 5 minutes later and puts her underwear in my hands
>Half fuck in elevator on way back to hotel room

Bonus points - She'd pretty much fuck anywhere providing she was in the mood, which wasn't difficult. pic related

really do wonder why I broke up with her

Got drunk at a party took my ex-wife into a bedroom and charged 50 cents a dude to fuck her... Sad thing is so many broke fuckers hardly anyone took me up on it.. Made a 1.50...