Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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First for Sw*den

영주
ㅠㅠ
사랑해요

↓ all racists

hi

チョン?

How do I get a girlfriend?

Africa?

This accent is SLAYING my sides
youtube.com/watch?v=bcJlmhoYNfI

>posting frogs and toads without my permission

NO

Ryan boundless?

あの画像思い出しちまったよ………

実は今日12月13日は南京陥落の日

dumb frogposters

It sounds faultless French to me

Dodge vanに乗る
youtube.com/watch?v=7U2BC5sOltU

look like me (^:

Varg pls.

He probably can speak English very well.

うしじま好きのヨーロッパ人はこれで勃起するらしい。
ヨーロッパでは禁断のポーズをとっているから。

Are you dating anyone now?

what? I can't hear you right now. I think the reception is bad.

イエキャブ

高度な変態やん

デリヘル カーセックス?

>あなたは英語を喋ってみる
>イギリス人は、うわ〜お上手ですねーって言い出す

どう反応する?

You may be pretty enough to get a gf, but your autism must be big enough to offset your prettiness...

言われたことないから想像できない…

But I have had more than one GF in my life

...and you still think you are Japanese??

Kanji readings really are hard, huh?
But the calligraphy is a lot of fun.
What an interesting language.

What is your favourite kanji? Does a concept like "favourite kanji" even exist among native Japanese? (My favourite is 夢, it looks like a drifting ghost, as ephemeral as a dream.)

そもそも言われない
お世辞でも言われない

That family tree needs more somalians though

I know I am

>イギリス人
英国特有の皮肉ですね
家に帰って泣く

明日はプーチンが来るから、もう風呂入って寝るわ

my favorite is "原爆投下"

It means "love and peace"

おやすみ

>drifting ghost
...wut?

>嫁
Very cool.
That's two "man" kanjis with a woman in the middle and it means "harrassment"? Top kek

お願い…目を覚まして…(´;ω;`)

バーン・ノーティスハジマタ

If I gave you my address would you send me a christmas present?
I mean I'm alone and don't have any friends so I never get anything
I forgot to buy a present for my gf and now I feel like an asshole

もう覚ましてる

いつ日本に帰ってくるの?

Das it mane

将来

tell him "stop lying to me you insufferable cunt"

I always thought you would be the first if any Scandinavian from this thread would come and live in Japan.
How do you feel about the Dane the working holiday maker? Jelly?

I've been to Japan twice my dear boy.

Why would a Swede ever be jealous of a Dane? Especially a Dane with autism.
Top kek

オスプレイが沖縄の海面に不時着したもよう
*今上陛下はお優し過ぎるからな
ホンマになぁ
あんな、ええ人おらんで
その一点だけで、日本はええ国やなと思わせるものがあるな
tarkは必ずテンプレを元に戻そうとするのね
ネズミ少女
うまる
ちゅぁん
la grenouille française
何故、けえるは女なの?
バカにされたと思う

I mean a Jap not a Swede

I'll think of you and your ghost next time I see 夢.

Well, I wanted to live and study abroad when I was in college and studied English very hard for it.
But I've seen many kids from rich families accomplished it effortlessly with their dads' money.
I was jealous.

thanks
Are they a kind of SJW?

I will go to Japan to study for 6-12 months.

Is it true that girls have feet?

But you're 20cm shorter than him and all Japanese girls laughed at you

You have a day job already.
Can't you just look for a job here?

had nothing to do with feetfags but that german flag made me think all feetfags are cancer

yep
if she is not 幽霊

I could, but the pay and the work hours would be worse.
I love Japan, but I think working in Sweden is better.

なんかしらんが
踏み踏みしたくなった

May I work in Sweden? I can use knives and forks pretty well.

ケンカ売ってるのかって思いますが、
ニッコリ笑ってサンキューと言います。Thankのthの発音はしっかり舌を歯で挟みます。ええ。

yes

European companies here are not too bad.
I've met several gaijin working for IT sectors, and their lives seemed pretty fancy.

Or 人魚

Thank you for letting me 'work' for you!

そうか
幽霊は単なるghostではなく
drifting ghostなのか
ぴったりやな
彷徨えるたますい
wandering soul

How you type kanji? Is there a kanji keyboard or do you have to copy and paste it from somewhere?

They use kanji keyboards.

Reverse-mermaid
いや、reverseとmermaidで検索かけたら
本当にそう云うんだ
we use Japanese Keyboard
branah.com/japanese

Yeah, I ordered two of the maximum size ones online, expensive but now with the two combined I can finally write all the 常用漢字.

I'm gon send him to outta space, to find another race

活版印刷職人・加藤隆男さんの「活字拾い、組版、印刷から裁断」まで youtu.be/AoaxKEgDMic

何これ初めて見たwww

「尻」「屁」にワロタ

This is not Japanese keyboard.

Or 身体障害者

First you type words in hiragana by using alphabet then you choose a correct kanji among from a list.

逆人魚って気持ち悪いな

made an omelette and it was shit
probably going to kms now

>choose a correct kanji among from a list.

I mean choose a correct kanji among many kanjis from a popped up list.

Your thoughts on Jah and Haile Sellasie

why don't you stop being cucks and just your own writing system instead of using chinese shit

Why don't you?

>not getting Kanji keyboard VR where you get to choose and type all kanji including 非常用漢字 from augmented reality

これよくネタにされるけど
今はあんまり使われてないよね

Ah, nice idea.

VR is the future. I had HTC Vive but I sent it back. Waiting for next generation.

So many things you can do with VR.

>I had HTC Vive but I sent it back
Full refund?

Yes. 30 days free use.

Why don't you just your own writing system instead of using latin characters? Checkmate

We have hiragana and kanji. And kanji is derived from the ancient Chinese characters but kanji and current Chinese characters are not the same anymore. Some of them are same but most of them are not same. I cannot read Chinese characters that Chinese people use except some of simple characters such as woman or so.
We made our language very difficult to discourage foreigners to live in Japan.

did you watch porn? (^:

>derived from

*stolen from