Three items that will freak-out your cashier

Three items that will freak-out your cashier.

>peanut butter
>doggy treats
>carpet cleaner

Lighter fluid, methanol, morning glory seeds.

teddy bear
duct tape
axe

Bleach
Razors
Rope

>shrek dvd
>grease
>condoms

flowers, lube, machete

>elmer's glue
>jar of olives
>scissors
...and you have to act like you're in a rush and ask her to hurry it up.

condoms duct tape bleach

toothpaste
oreos
halloween gift bags

>yogurt with active cultures
>2L coke
>dog collar

Laxatives coffee and a cucumber

Shrek VHS
Candles
Bright green robe

Bread
Butter
Cheese

my little pony doll
fedora
2 liter mtn dew

i don't get it user

One single shucked piece of corn a can of lard and a live lobster ruber bands off of course

Wifebeater
Black paint
A watermelon

Jar of Vaseline and Monster High doll and Sleepytime tea

Kitchen knife
Towels
Lawn chair (foldable)

Rat poison, cake mix, birthday card

>Toilet paper
>Bleach
>Diarrhoea relief medicine

Act like you are in distress and discomfort to get to the front of the queue by kind shoppers.
When they let you in, call your friend/partner over with the overflowing trolley (cart) of items.

Box cutter, gauze, bleach

Can we do a round where the condoms are off?
You can list anything and add condoms to make it weird

one disposable nappy
large vasoline
one lolipop

Candy
Kids baithing suit
duck tape

rope
knife
shovel

>Teddy bear, String, and knife

Donuts
Donut holes
glue

bleach
rope
meat cleaver

Box of Tissues
lotion
insert any item here

>bedbug foggers
>chicken livers
>88-cent pregnancy test

PROTIP: I'm a cashier.

3 boxes of condoms of varying sizes

>three grape
>three banana
>giggle
>"what?"
>black man pick watermelon

you monster

Bleach
Ammonia
rope

Pregnancy Test
NyQuil
Wire Coat Hangers

Yogurt for decaying the body
Coke for destroying the teeth
Dog Collar to make it look like a pet burial

Rape whistle.
Edible underwear
Enema kit
(Wink on the way out)

Cashiers don't pay attention to items

A whole box of slim jims

Sour salt

Drano

kekekek

rubbers
cucumber
Frozen movie

>qur'an
>beard
>9 year old

Your mom
Condoms
Pretty regular for me man

Magnum Condoms Lube Tampons

The only thing freaky about that is they still sell VHS

>doughnuts
>doughnut holes
>glue
oldbutgold

Olive brine has a chemical reaction that is explosive when combined with Elmer glue (actually with the polymer used in Elmer) thus shove the scissors in the can, combine glue seal and boom instant metal bomb with glass.

absolutely fucking wild

Cable ties
Plastic sheeting
Saw

Nothing will freak out your cashier, not even blatantly shoving things in your pockets/purse to steal them in front of us. We have seen it all in every combination. And could care less if you set the place on fire.

a lime a coke and a bag of nuts.

while singing 'put the lime in the coke and nuts and mix it all together"

Milk
Eggs
Bread

>laxatives
>funnel
>gasmask

>bleach
>trash bags
>shovel

I was a Walmart cashier for a while. and trust me no one buys three things from there. if they are the rest of the shit they want is stuffed in a baby stoller or backpack that they have

thats it, thread over, everyone go home, thanks for ruining our fun ex-walmart bro

candy
rope
lube

The fuck is wrong with you!?

COULDN'T care less.
If you could care less, that means you care at least some.
This is why you're still a cashier.

i like that idea.

Pumpkin
Vaseline
Adult diapers

>Sprite
>cough syrup
>jolly ranchers

>laxatives
>bucket
>pack of straws

Cucumber lube and tylenol

Ketchup
Liquor
Buns
Catch up lick her buns

nigger

...

Top kek

We do care at least some, we still need to get paid. COULD care less.

This is why you keep trying to buy diapers with food stamps.

>Painkillers
>Coathangers
>Pregnancy test

>large quantities of lubricant
>cucumber
>womans heels

Saw this once. It was a cokey girl getting ready to step on an 8-ball.

>largest jug of bleach they sell
>largest jug of bleach they sell
>largest jug of bleach they sell

>minced meat
>pasta
>pasta sauce

just being honest. worked seven months was they wanted me to run the front end before I left but decided that shit was god awful. I remember distinctly the thing that made me quit was when two welfare princess came through my line with a bunch of shit and I was just being polite and asked how there day was going and she gave me lip saying she would be better if I just rang up her shit and she could get the fuck out of here I looked at her and said now you wait logged off my register and walked away. she screamed at me you just gonna leave me here with a child I said im not that babies father

Lube
Cucumber
Lazy town box set

look over pamphlet about abortions while wating in the checkout line.

>while wearing a Planned Parenthood uniform.

>one Large Kitchen Knife
>Saran Wrap
>Garbage Bags

Duct tape
Hacksaw
Rubber duckie

>Black bed sheet
>White paint
>Video camera

faggot get on my level
>barney dvd
>plunger
>lube

This guy's ready to make America great again

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Sorry to break this news to you... But as someone who has worked as a cashier for the last 6 years for a large retail chain, none of these combinations of items would freak me out. Ive seen it all already. Its just part of the job.

anthrax and dynamite

>One half watermelon
>One half watermelon
>Super glue

Toothpaste
My own wallet
A soap dispenser from one of their bathrooms

Literally reported everytime this thread is made

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yo

not even that ^

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did they look at those and realize you were retarded?

>a plant I take into the store form the parking lot
>one of the ladders employees use to get stuff from the high shelves
>one of the flippy double doors that lead to the back room

>condoms
>lube
>dog treats

tub of chicken fat
blindfold
syringe

I like you

>Working at Kmart
>guy comes in almost closing
>real creepy looking old dude
>get told he comes to Kmart because he got caught masterbating at our Walmart
>yea right.jpeg
>guy buys rope, duct tape, and little girls panties.

>two niggers and a nun

>Fertiliser
>Kerosene
>Nails

Are you even looking?