Alright Sup Forums Time for the walmart game

Alright Sup Forums Time for the walmart game.
The rules are simple.
you buy three things to freak out a walmart cashier.

I'll go first.

>Antidepressants
>rope
>condoms

Gun ammo and a card expressing your condolences

Laxatives, Cake Mix, Birthday Card.

Box, stamps, cinderblock

>yogurt with active cultures
>2L coke
>doc collar

condoms duct tape bleach

> 1L coke
> Pack of Mentos
> Rope

Machete
Sleeping pills
Lube

>Home pregnancy test
>Single metal coat hanger
>Hannah Montana shower curtain

kek

Sledgehammer, drill, ski-mask

nails, pvc pipe, and gunpowder (hunting season)

Donuts, donut holes and glue

kek

Yeah, I'll have a litre of cola

First 3 seasons of mlp

You can't buy antidepressants over the counter. You need a perscription for them.

>adult diapers
>hotdogs
>lube

Orange juice, rathe poison and a get well soon card

>rathe poison

Condoms, a sewing needle, and a congratulation card

>book on how to potty train ur dog
>a gallon of antifreeze
>a dog bowl

Jigsaw, dildo, sanitary towels

You got a rathe problem

im rathe

a picture of her son in the daycare playground.
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a picture of her son in my car. crying
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a picture of his shirt in the river.

>Legos
>Boys underwear
>Duct tape

Carrot
Vaseline
Chuck Palahniuk novel

Shovel, lime, tarp.

Fried chicken
Watermelon
Rope

I dun fucked up Sup Forums fuckin rathe

That's only two. Learn how to count, fagit.

Farva

im ratheman

>My big black penis
>Your squishy fat white ass
> No lube

>your wishful thinking
>your inferior genes
>my laughter

Here come rathe man

>i'm not even black
>gene statement is fact
>my micropenis

Okay rathe what is up

>you suck black dick then, it's worse
>it is
>your micropenis

>Rathe poison.

2 Pineapples
Vaseline

Well my first fucking time posting and I'm a ducking rathe now.

> don't even know what this means
>that's what I said
>still bigger than your nanopenis

>because you have a 2 digits iq
>ok then
>nope

>pregnancy test
> turkey baster
> running shoes

They don't fucking sell anti-depressants, you fucking moron.