Walk into your room

>Walk into your room
>See this
post yfw

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This thread is retarded.
Perfect setup for a "what do" scenario. But you do a yfw.

Fucking faggots on this board. You should all die. Horribly. In a stump fire.

>haha no

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I want reaction images. It was either this or another shitty "My hard drive died and I lost my reaction folder". Just go with it.

Wonder how she got in my house and got naked.
>Life crashes down around self as I endlessly ponder the situation
>Galaxies are born and die as the logical impossibilities of it render my brain to mush.
>The human species turns to goo and the earth crumbles and yet I remain, unable to comprehend....
I....am....confused....

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I refuse to go with it.
Now go get fucked with a stump.
You pick collecting faggot.

This looks shooped. I can tell by the pixels and from seeing quite a few shoops in my time.

fuck it.

Search the room for secondary devices.

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Ask her how the fuck she shaves her bush.

Turn 360° and walk away

Aw, fuck. You just won tonight.

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i lost.. ty for that laugh..

kek'd

lmao pussy is pussy right?

If EA was a pimp, this would be it's ho. Then it would charge you for content that you don't really need, but should have been there in the first place.

shit son

Bad shop.

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I shopped her limbs back on.

I prefer the stumped version.
Better for the jokes.

See:
and,

Give her a hand.

I'm guessing a hand job is out of the question.
Typical

>oh
>k

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Wonder how the fuck she opened the door

She can't give you a hand job. But she can give you a stump job. Which is something you could brag about to your friends/family.

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With her mouth like those Japanese girls.

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ask if he she wants to compete in a 2 legged race with me

moar?

>cut off leg
>lock her in my basement
>invite guys over to cum on her everyday
>never clean her, let the cum dry into a solid cast
>turn her into a statue
>sell her and make millions

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if you Turn 360 you ll stay in the same place u dumb xddd

She's about arms reach from being allright.

I think I smell summer.

>be me
>walk into room
>see her
>immediately take off my clothes
>approach her
>she motions to get closer
> I do
>she's about to touch me
>yesmaneyes.avi
>suddenly, right as contact is imminent
>push her off
>yell
>"YOU CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP"
>she cowers back
>mfw I'm Donald Trump

>MFW

It's a meme fag

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Not bad. But not stumpy enough. Needs more stump. Stump. Stump. She's got stumps for stumps.

If you can't tell, I'm stumped for a good joke.
Well played though.

>move chair
>kek

ASIA COME ON NOW REALLY

This. This is the single cleverest post I have seen. You fine user, are not only a genius but my hero.

GIVE HER A HAND ;)

what in God's name am i looking at

pretty sure stumpy is the fake

Vape and walk away.

That was the first thing I wondered. Not how she ties her shoe or how she lost her limbs. But how she shaves that bush....

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your future

they took my bait lol

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It's pretty easy user.
Just mount the razor to a wall. Angled at the perfect angle for your comfort.
And grind your snatch into the blades.
With practice, you get a nicely shaven bush.

Any other questions?

The fuck did I just watch?

She removed her lower 2 ribs so she just inserts her mouth scissors and does it that way, duh

R!... T!... I STILL HAVE 4 MOVES LEFT

kekekek

I can fap to this.

>mfw

Make Amputees Great Again

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