Okay you fgts. Tired of reading the same old shit. Lets do something different.
You are a trickster god, and you want to cause chaos on a global scale. What do you do? (No boring shit like killing people)
example: replace all the toilet paper in the world with sand paper
You get the idea. Entertain me
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>First, I'd take everyone's Irises, and make them see everyone as beautiful
>Then, remove all mirrors or the ability for people to see themselves
>Then, I'd give everyone herpes of the mouth
>Now because I'm a trickster god, this herpes causes people to shit themselves uncontrollably at a certain point of the day
>Now everybody looks like shit and smells like it too.
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i log out of chatango and post my shitty threads on capicoli's website
Make all the mirrors display an unbelievably blurry image. Oh, and turn all pencils and pens into sentient dicks.
Make it so people never sneeze, but like it feels like they need to because they have that tingle that never goes away
I put a sign on Mars, near where a rover currently is, that says "Welcome to Level Two" in Latin.
>im greentexting for no reason other than trying hard as hell
lurk moar faggot
Here is what I do: Stop everyone from sneezing. Think about it. How long until humanity collectively realizes nobody is sneezing? People would freak the fuck out. Headlines reading "Have we lost the ability to sneeze?", alien conspiracies abound, etc, etc. And then I would turn back on sneezing. Those few days/weeks would go down in history. They might even revolutionize the way we think about probability/the universe.
Make everything they do backwards. So if you want to move your left hand. You'll need to try to move your right.
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It's not too ridiculous, and that's the point. People wouldn't immediately suspect magic/supernatural beings, they would try to explain it logically.
The brain would adjust pretty quickly no?
Replace the words "negative" and "positive" with "Aladeen".
Holy shit...
kek!
This is why I keep coming back
It would be written up to a form of mass hysteria, in a not much different way than that Berenstein Bears bullshit. That is, if you turned it back on. If you left it off, it would certainly cause more trouble.
I'd kill all the niggers, sand niggers, and jews. Humanity won't know how to act when there's no crime.
Switch all genders. Girls go to sleep one night, wake up as guys. Guys go to sleep, wake up as girls. Sit back with about 40 tons of popcorm and watch the hilarity ensue.
Give half of the people on earth superpowers such as psychokinesis.
yes, after a good while. then you could change it back and watch them struggle all over again!
why latin? wouldn't hebrew fuel the conspiracy theories?
What about the people like you?
ALL the genders.
Penises and holes repel each other like magnets
Easiest answer, worldwide emp bombing. Most electronics cease to function.
make all of the nukes magically dissapear. and make humans lose the ability to build new ones.
cold war is about to heat up
Orgasms make people explode
Well I don't know Hebrew, and when I become a trickster god I'm not likely to bother learning a new language.
Remove gravity.
Create the practice effect. Things don't wear out, just the opposite, they get better with use. Object must of some, minimal use to begin with, but with practice, a flint axe could become a fine crytaline work of art.
See novel of same name. Woukd completely upset world economic patterns
this
google translate that motherfucker
place tastebuds on anus
Alter the taste buds of everyone so their favorite foods taste like shit, and their least favorite taste like their favorite.
Whole universe explodes. Cool but not clever
/Thread
No wait
/World
No wait
/Universe
I would make it so that feminists constantly have a huge black dick up their asses. Constantly being fucked while the fight for "their rights."
Headlines :"Fire no longer hot!"
Make everyone forget about the day/night cycle, except gingers. The whole world goes ape shit thinking the sun went out or some shit(even funnier as people argue about whether or not it even happened across time zones), except the gingers. The gingers are trying to convince everyone that it happens literally every day, but no one believes them.
Repeat every night.
I do every night
Every time a person has an orgasm, there is a 10% chance they will change gender and a 10% chance they will change sexual orientations and a 10% chance they will change race. The results will be completely random.
checked and keked
Great book
all toilets flush extremely quickly and in reverse.
create a glass sphere around the entire planet which is constantly getting smaller and smaller
Make pigs fly.
either take down telecommunications (mainly cell phones) for a week or just plant and algorithm that randomly decides the destination of text messages rather than their given one.
step 1: convince all the jews hitler is still alive (im a master trickster, they will believe me)
step 2: tell them to goto to north korea, where they will be transported to safety
step 3: when they get to nk, put them in a concentration camp, but instead of a camp, they work for a day and then get thrown into a fire pit
step 4: congrats, you have eradicated the jews.
Give one random human a day with my powers once a year. Effects will linger if not specified.
Universal bed time, doesnt matter the time zone. Everyone sleeps and wakes up at the exact same time. 9pm NYC time is sleepy time, wakey wakey eggs and bakey at 5am NYC time.
Or vote
My god, Sup Forums would be paradise.
I'd make all anime real.
instead of catching a cold people get ass raped by niggers
kek'd think of all the shit that would happen
>be trickster god
>build up reputation of fuckery
>announce my coming through prophet
>leave world alone for millennia
>people get lax
>stop believing
>plague of prostitute-frogs from the sky
>they never saw it coming
So... People In China are now nocturnal?
LOL
And a 10% of an actual orangutan.
Every signature changes into a dickbutt the moment it is not being observed
That's actually not bad. Quite clever, in fact
>Don't go outside without a coat on, honey, you'll get raped in the ass by niggers!
I'd make an entry in every medical book about an organ called the splanch. I'd also give every doctor the memory of learning about it in medical school and I'd create a long history behind its discovery and much detail about its purpose. Of course I'd make no such organ exist in human anatomy, and the medical community would quickly become confused when they see that no human has it.
What happens the other 60% of the time dumbass
>redpill everyone
Everyone suddenly looks and sounds exactly like Donald Trump.
>at the same time
I believe that was covered already.
NOOOOOOO
Everybody suddenly has a crystal clear hallucination: the words "The Game" in front of them for one hour.
The whole male race would be all Donald Trump clones and the whole female race would be Hillary Clinton clones.
posting on Sup Forums transforms you into a nigger
It wasn't, the 30% covered in the original post, plus the 10% you covered, leaves 100 - 40 = 60
And you can't say a normal orgasm, because there's only a 10% chance of that
Anybody who says the word amnesia gets total amnesia
>Turn Rick Rolling into a weapon of war by making it impossible to not dance endlessly as long as you can hear Never Gonna Give You Up playing.
>Without ear protection, you could potentially destroy the world with it.
>Terrorist attacks would be the fucking trolliest things ever, with specialized units having to come in just to turn off the music.
>Soldiers rolling through the battlefield with sick system in their humvees.
>Some sort of arms race of audio equipment. >Other absolutly retarded shit.
lace KFC with rat poison
You are a greatly massive and retarded faggot
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You don't math very well.
He said new shit.
Place a light source directly behind everybody's eyes, making them a human flashlight. Whenever they try to close their eyes they see clearly the inside of their eyelids, and whenever they try to sleep there's constant light
Fucking kek, nice one
A single unit of currency disappears every second
I'd make the world believe they're in the matrix while I sit back and chill, watching from above.
Explain
That wouldn't change much, more than enough is printed every second
You could make everyone believe they are living in a tensor, the whole matrix thing is a little played out.
Make people inhale dyoxide carbon and exhale Oxygen.
Remove all genitalia and replace it with an unisex, self reproducing one while shitting and pissing through it.
Make fire a solid object.
Make everyone see the same color different. Constantly. What is red seems blue to you at times and on other times it's green etc.
Can you imagine how funny banana guy will be?!
blacks become asian, asians become white, and whites become black
increase gravity by .5% every day at midnight. It suddenly starts over at the top of the month every month.
create a wifi connection that can be reached throughout the entire planet and call it hitlerdidnothingwrong
I take that back.
I would make whoever thinks/calls/pronounces themselves as any other gender but the one they were born as to be instantly spontaneously combust at that moment.
10% change gender
10% change sexuality
10% change race
70% regular orgasm with no side effects
The other 70% wasn't mentioned because it's implied you'll cum as normal.
make all websites redirect you to midget porn
Or make the world believe they're all dreaming.
Rekt.
See also: Nightfall by Isaac Asimov