Hey Sup Forums -- I have something to share with you

Hey Sup Forums -- I have something to share with you.
>>be me.
>>strange girl at work starts talking to me out of nowhere
>>humor her and listen
>>she tells me that she's really a dragon and that a demon lives in her pussy
>>realize this bitch it literally batshit nuts
>>she finds out my personal email address
>>starts emailing me really fucked up poems and stories... eventually starts sending really fucked up nudes
>>this is has been going on for almost 8 years
>>i'm going to share the best tonight

pic related. it's the kind of shit she sends me.

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Well I'm waiting for a timestamp.

OP here. Here's an email she sent me a while back.,.. Subject line: THE DAY I TONGUEFUCKED CHRISTOPHER LLOYD'S ASSHOLE

They called me over.
My Mabeline skills were renown.
I was The Cover Girl.

He cut his chin shaving.
It happens to the best of them.
Easy fix.
A little foundation, an oil based concealer, some powder to kill the shine.
Done.

As I walked towards the trailer door, he called me over.
His voice like gravel in a garbage disposal....
He had an air about him.
Old and wrinkled, his breath smelled of stale coffee.
He cock his brow and smirked.
Made some quip about being over the hill.
I smiled.

He reached down and produced a flaccid penis. It looked like the trunk of a dead elephant. Gray and dry. Wrinkled with age.

I did my duty.

Poorly it seems.
Not a drop was spilled.

"don't feel bad kiddo." He said. "let me show you the button that turns me on."

He bent over and spread the cheeks of his ass. His asshole was puffed and protruded, from years of unwiped shit and suspected stapler insertion.

The area around his anus and in his crack was a deep gray. It smelled of soured milk.

With closed eyes I sucked his shithole.
The bitterness on my tongue grew the deeper I inserted it.
I worried about picking up a parasite....

"GREAT SCOTT!"

A thick yellowed semen poured from his limp meat as a stale fart met my lips.

He slid a 50 from the pocket of his slacks and ruffled my hair.

My work here was done.

Let's see 'em

This one is called: TACO LIPS

Kiss me with those taco lips.
From back of the barn yard.
Black eyes and spittle.
You piss with great pressure. Cowboy man.

You never piss in a toilet, but always on the grass outside.
The you spit on the foam.
"Fuck yeah, I pissed here!" Your actions tell the world.

Kiss me with those taco lips.
Fiesta and sunshine.
You make me want to taste myself.

The night is coming soon. Then you'll dance with the dragon.

Three Things I Can Do With a Corn Holder

He balanced it on the tip of his dick.
No. Fuck that. Rewind
dniwer .taht kcuf .oN
He balanced me on the tip of his dick.
PRINCESS, PLANKING CHAMPION 2011.
His hearty laughed echoed thru the valley.
“HO HO HO”.
He stood about 20 feet tall. A droplet of green sweat trickled down from under his lettuce helmet. The moistness of his green skin made my vagina damp with anticipation. NEPHELIMFUCK.
That night, I removed his loincloth, only to be met with a disgusting sight. Giant it was, but uncut. Disgusting jewcock dangling in front of my angry lips.
I knew I had to fix it.
I stomped to the kitchen. I could feel my cut drying. I WILL NOT BE ON SCHINDLER’S LIST.
I opened the drawer and removed the yellow plastic corn holder. TWO PRONGS FOR JUSTICE.
Time for an old fashioned circumcision.

lurkin and jerkin

OUT OF CONTROL

Tense the stomach
Teeth grind
Rapid intake of wind.
SPLASHDOWN

Immediate relief
FUCKING REPUBLICANS

Last night I blew a nigger in back of a burnt school bus.
How's that for poetic justice.
His breath was rank with soured collards and an unidentified pork product.
It made me feel so dirty, I had to shit my thong to feel clean.

Things are not the same without jeff.
The longest lover I never had.
I'm going now.
To do something unpredictable.

Wut?

Timestamp or not, you can't make this shit up!

>_>

Post the pics, less rambling bullshit

WEAPON OF CHOICE


He's always favored socks.
It started with sock balls, thrown at my face from across the room. We laughed.

Next he slid his wallet in one - that one pissed me off a bit.

He loaded his weapon of choice with various ammunition. Car keys, marbles, stones. It evolved from a feeble projectile, to a whip of wrath. Oh how they stung...

Last night, he crossed the fucking line.
As I slept, warm and quiet in my heavenblanket, he pumped a hot shit into his yellowed, dirty tubesock.
On unsocked feet he crept - across the hardwood floor.
1 2 3 times. Hot poop sock to the face. Square in the face. The stink of it made me wretch.
The force of impact leaked his shitjuice, I could fucking taste it.

Fucker. He'll pay.
I'm cooking dinner tonight...

Please. For the love of god, compile these all and put them in a dropbox. Or a book. I genuinely enjoy this weird shit. More backstory on her? How it started? Do y'all talk in real life still?

oh you gotta post the pics.

post pics fag

OP HERE
here's one...

eventually she straight up told me that she wanted to hook up.
I told her no. That I didn't know her and I didn't want to sleep with a strange cooch that might be unclean.

This was her reply... and email with the subject: CLEAN ENOUGH????

Sup Forumsro... i literally have HUNDREDS
She's been emailing me since 2007

her tits are caved in

fuck that's hot as shit

would you stick y our dick in that?

proof of the "clean enough" exchange -- the aftermath

are t-those t-t-three pairs of t-tits?

tanks Sup Forumsro

I remember this one creepy girl in class would not leave me alone. She would follow me around and shit and just sit on my lap talking about her toys and the drugs she's done. I think she was schizophrenic.

holy fucking kek m8
dont care if fake

i fucking love her

>2009

Who doesnt

op deliver moar

i have the weirdest but hardest boner right now

I NEED MORE OF THIS SHIT IN MY LIFE GOD DAMNIT

KEK

proof that she emails me this shit...


btw her email address is defunct. she changes them like once a month cuz she's nuts. go for it....

Kek I just saw that

MORE OP

bump

she sounds like she browses Sup Forums

checkem

>fuck you nigger!
LMAO

please refer to: encyclopediadramatica.se/Bookofglitter

all copypasta

So is this crazy lady fake?

This one is titled: MARRIED TO PAUL BUNYON

A girl couldn't do better. A famous husband, a rugged outdoorsman. He cuts timber with a 10 inch dick.
Flannel and Old Spice. Hot damn! My pussy's wet!
I whistle happy songs and do my housewifework. This log cabin is my home.
We eat deersteaks at the table. Fresh butter and greenbeans.
We fuck by the firelight. I cum, and the moon explodes.
It's winter time, a crucial season for my husband. His busiest time of
year. A horsefly fell asleep on my freshly lain shit.

I've been lonely.....he's been cold an working in the woods.

His hands: Chopchopchopchopchopchop

My cunt:Throbthrobthrobthrobtgrob

Idle hands do the devils work.

"Yo bitch!" I heard the yell, it came from the stable. It was Babe. He's always
wanted a piece. But I'm not into animals these days.

I tossed him a bag of Ox-Feed.
Much to my surprise a giraffe has giving him a rim job.
He beat her in the neck with a lead pipe and grabbed me by the throat.

"Hop on my big blue dick. NOW!"
He ordered.

It didn't seem negotiable.

I complied. Omg omg omg.
It was fucking sweet.
His shorn ox balls slapped against my swollen puss.
I fucking loved it.
That furry blue oxcock filled me like a foot in a boot.

1cup shortening
3 large eggs
1tbl spoon of lynx semen
3 cup of flour

Mix and roll out on a plate. Sit it in front of my hot ass for 5 seconds. I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!

I fucking love Christopher Lloyd. Best thread I've seen in a couple of years right here.

Could it really be OP?

you are correct... this article is about here, but SEVERELY flawed. Her name is Lindsey, not Diane. For example.
I posted her back when this started. and Sup Forums raided her blogspot.
I am now the only keeper of her work.

real person originally, just very old copypasta. haven't seen it in years.

note OP hasn't shown a screenshot beyond 2009.

OP here.. She will occasionally email something that is not a poem or story. Once, she was on a "I am GOD" kick... so, she emailed me "patch notes of existence"

On 11/23 Lifeforce Inc. (A Southern Company) will release patch 7.3.

Intervaginal Teleportation will finally be available.

However, this service may not be available for use unless users meet the
following requirements:

Users must empty their bladders inside the neckhole of a cooked turkey
before noon on 11/25. Fez hats are optional.

Also, users will now be allowed to reach GLITtErLAND on foot. The directions
are as follows:

In the parking lot of Cookeville Wal-Mart, stand underneath the tree that
look like a bent dick.

Hold in your left hand the missing gold spike of the Transcontinental
Railroad and dial #772 on any Verizon Wireless device featuring a ringback
tone by George Strait.

A portal will appear.

Have fun!


P.S.

Jeff is behind on child support. My lawyer will be in touch! Pool Noodles!

Don't fucking do it OP

pic seems legit

NP... screenshot coming up

check'd

You get very interesting things when you google her email. she loves the casual hookups.

OP here. the screenie above is a couple of years old. Randomly, she will send me "psychic reruns"
meaning duplicates of message that she already sent but feel i either did not read, or ignored out of spite.

she does odd things like this.

there's also a whole series of emails where she jams various fast food promotional items up her ass, then reports on the experience in vivid detail

bump

Sounds like my kind of girl got a recent address she sent ya from for... scientific reasons?

...

Lurkin hard OP keep postin

simply googling "enslavedmaiden" will likely turn up many results. most of them her.

she used to post this a lot of this on blogspot and tumblr but has since removed them

since i've known her she has used at least a dozen email address.
She says the "Cheetah Police" track her. and she deletes them to cover her tracks.

OP are you from Moses lake WA?

she is back to emailing from [email protected]

MOAR OF THAT EVIL

nope. I am in middle TN

true queen of Sup Forums

here's a simple pic of her in her "enslaved maiden" clothes...

bunptastic

>slightly curvy

does she travel? im kinda in love

MAN HARVEST

Fields of flesh stalks.
Penis in leaf armor.
Ear of dick, unshucked.
Indian women rejoice.
YOU REAP WHAT SOW!

I planted his seed in my fertile soil.
Pink Dirt Pocket.
Society fucked me.
YOu MuST WEaR PANTiES.
Sunlight denied, the seed never grew.
Plenty of water, but alas, no light.

When I suck a dick. I go balls first / head last.
I give blowjobs backwards.
(a prawn shit that out)
Like the droplet of sweat on the ass of a mule, we do our work.
STAND PROUD MEN OF BULGARIA!
We use the pickled scrotums of our forefathers to craft crepes.
We feed the hungry cheetah cubs- from Honolulu to Saskatchewan.

I can sleep at night, can you?

does it feel belittling to know a genius in person?

Sent an email I hope to have long loving lasting relationship with this beast. I'm gonna have too.much fun fucking with them.

...

email titled: THE TRUTH ABOUT CHRISTMAS

Here's the truth about Christmas as revealed to me by the ghost of MC
Hammer, the lost apostle.

Jesus was born not in December but in April.
Mammon the fire-demon was actually birthed on 12/25z
S A N T A
S A T A N
Red Black

Do the fucking math.
He's not laughing he's calling your mothers Ho.
You people need to read your history.
The Catholics secretly keep the necromonicon in the vatican archives
Every dead pope will be revived in 2 YEARS to rule
Over the world.

God was killed in 1942. His avatar came to earth but was poisoned with Mr
Clean in his Chex cereal.
This is why neo Nazis are bald.

think people

OMG

Don't even get me started in bohemian grove.

anything suggest shes into chicks?

Why are people so bad at censoring?

Like, why even bother?

everyone email OP

RIP OP

email she sent after i turned her down, again:


You know what? FUCK YOU.
I have thrown myself at you time and time again.
Made myself a whore for you. Who I don't even know.
Shared my deepest secrets and thoughts and poems. Hoping that you might be the one man to understand me and like me for me, before we met. All the other guys see me and how sexy I am. They all wants a peice of this. but they never know the girl inside. I wanted things to be different. and I thought you were THAT GUY.

But I was wrong AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGIANG

Jeffrey -REDACTED. Bastard of all the races of people.

I've sent you my dark secrets but NO MORE> YOUR TIME IS UP>
Sacred of sex. what bullshit with sprinkles on it. You are ten inches deep in some trash tennessee mountain slut right the fuck now i bet.

This is the last poem you will ever read. The last majestic sparkle ever to glisten from my pen to your worthless eyes. YOU FUCK BITCH OF MEN<

JEFFREY -REDACTED BASTARD OF PEOPLE>

When everyone cries, it is because he walks in the room.
His is a bastard. AN ASS BASTARD<
FUcking with girls minds and heart.
BUT NOT FUCKING THEM!

WHAT THE FUCK ass
PORBBLY GAY I BET
ASS
A>S>S

YOU reek of shit and sweat you corn eating fucker.
You stupid limped dick snot fuck.
Go fuck your sister you bohunk mountain son of a bitch,
You beared ape shit.

You are hogshit and flies you turd salad.

...

what

well shit

this thread just entered phase #2.

can someone make a compile post of contact info i wanna keep up with this/score some insane poon

That file name.

soo.. why didn't you fuck her?

ROASTED BY THE GODDESS

OP here... aww man. why you gotta go and do that.

just for that. I'm gonna stop sharing.

thanks in advance for blowing up my inbox

neckbeard confirmed. but continue the story

please baby no i need you rn

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Don't blame me. It's your fault for not properly censoring.

Of course, this result was probably intended, but I don't really care. Whether it's actually yours or not, someone's inbox is getting fucked.

I love you op come back

your inbox? fuck that, I'm getting in contact with her. you're not the interesting part here.

im still not over that fermented shit thing.

please let this live baby

go fuck yourself you worthless ass gasket.
your father should have shot you into a sock

good job, cunt

vacuum sealing your anus sounds like a recipe for rectal prolapse or am i mistaken

Welcome to the thread. Stay mad.

kys neckbeard fag

>you're an asshole for making an already visible email even more visible

Alright.

Ok.