Red Flags for an unsuitable girlfriend.
Red Flags for an unsuitable girlfriend
Give her this. That'll teach her to be unsuitable.
>shit sense of humor
>weeb
>bad hygene
>can't stay off phone
>expects to be pampered
You can find nude photos of them on the internet
This , yes.
youtube.com
If they like this guy
She posts on Sup Forums
She posts on tumblr/reddit
>Over privileged white girl
>likes other races more than the superior whities
>Complains
>has a dick
>cant rap, likes rap
check pic for honest stuff.
purt 2
all i got, goop luck b
Has a bigger dick than you
Considers pajama bottoms acceptable attire in public.
Has crayons or colored pencils in her purse.
Offers to pay for everything.
Only eats a few select foods, like mac and cheese or chicken nuggets or steak.
Uses lidoderm patches.
Thinks roses are the best flower on earth, or considers a black rose romantic.
Has holes in clothes within 6 inches of crotch, wears them anyway.
Owns a tank top.
Visible bra straps with spaghetti strap shirt.
Dyes/cuts hair after breakups.
Refuses to try sushi.
Has mulatto child, is proud.
Leaves the door open when she shits.
Uses a douche at any point, particularly after sex.
Asks you to buy diapers for any reason other than fetish.
Frequently attends baby showers.
Drunk dials you.
Thinks Cracker Barrel is fancy.
Drinks energy drinks other than red bull mixed with alcohol.
Drinks cranberry juice, particularly when combined with vodka.
Has a name or a heart or wings tattooed on her.
Has never been poor.
Has no money in her purse.
All of my girls have crayons and hello kitty wallets in their purse
Girls. Meaning you have failed more than once.
>red flag thread
That sounds hot as fuck.
and a cell phone that makes beeping noises but doesn't make calls.
>All of my girls
Cricket for one month. After that, my ho gotta pay her own way.
You be payin' mah bitches salary
>straight edge
>posts on instagram more than every 3 days
>tumblry humor
>spoiled/rich
>talks about exes too much
>tries to be the superior rather than an equal
>cares about politics too much (liberal or conservative)
Black skin.
Fuck sushi , because you choose to be a weeb and feel bad/superiour about it , don't take it out on everyone else that they don't want to eat your chemically treated fish wrapped in seaweed.
Takes a ton of selfies.
Yeah , have to agree , acts like a queen and treats you like a dog , wonders why she has fatherless children.
This.
He didnt mean that retard. Its a toy because the girls are fucking toddlers.
Fuck!
Has nothing to do with being a weeaboo. I hate sushi. But if she won't try it, she's closed-minded.
Also, red flag if it is her absolute favorite food.
>experience, nigger
Try dating more than two girls before you respond to a thread like this, please.
Ok so because I flat out refuse to eat honied cockroaches and candied locusts or have dried ants on icecream , I'm closed minded ?
Putting aside for a second that the animals and how they are served disgust me and I don't care if they TASTE good or not.
Won't try scat in mouth , close minded.
Try harder
Back to tumblr
>samefagging on page 8
if they ever call you "fam"
lulz that's funny bro , I'm 33 and had more than two girlfriends , I've also had my fair share of life experience having been in the infantry and worked in gold mines.
What else ya got ?
Weeb detected.
>cockroaches
>locusts
>dried ants
>sushi
One is not like the others
>worked in gold mines
Heh, I played wow too. Crazy times bruh, crazy times.
A vegan, a yoga instructor, and a girl that only dates black guys walked into a bar. We know this because they told everybody, loudly, and within 5 minutes.
Mineral analysis , I used to run rocks through XRF and AAS.
Wow did you fuck me ex to
Then you weren't working in the mine, faggot.
Neato. I was infantry, too. What unit were you in?
I'm 30, have had over 9000 girlfriends, and sleep on a bed made of platinum-coated gummy bears.
Onsite lab.
Had to fly in & fly out.
Yes I was a surface worker.
Sorry for having an education past labourer or truck driver.
Australian infantry recon , 2001-2004.
Pilbara Regiment A Troop.
>education
You pushed a green button on a machine the size of a briefcase and then forwarded emails to your superiors. And you wouldn't have gotten the job without military experience, which means you have a high school diploma and a drinking problem.
Doesn't even know what XRF or AAS entails.
lololol
>trying this hard
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en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
Totally easy , anyone out of high school could operate , no understanding of how it operates required.
I work with a spectrometer on a daily basis. While not the size of a briefcase, I can confirm that you push a green button once the sample is contained and then forward the results for further analysis.
if you ever decide to date a girl who has been victim of involuntary sex or has been raped or has had a significantly bad experience with sex in the past, do not date her much less make her your girlfriend. Run away as soon as you can, because our sex life will suck. girls who have been in these situations are not capable of having normal sexual relationships, because they always feel like they nee to be in control when it comes to sex.
TL DR: girls who have had traumatic experiences with sex will only have sex with you when they want to, and they won't care about your needs
nothing about , crushing ,milling ,weighing , digests etc ?
geez
>won't care about your needs
Sounds like every woman I have ever come into contact with
>onsite lab
>fly in and out
>australia
You expect me to believe that a multinational corporation leaves spectrometers and other multi-million dollar equipment lying about in multiple locations with nothing but a bunch of niggers and wogs to guard it?
Yes.
See Jundee SGS operations.
Because it takes a degree to bash a rock into a smaller rock and then see how big that rock is.
You are a real tryhard.
Wrong thread faggots
Says they will change- repeat same thing when waking up- they want to manipulate your feelings
Really mad at ex- they still care enough to be mad
Always correcting every flaw you have- they are trying to be better then u
Jelousy and envy in a large amount- they want to control you
Forcing the blame your way and ndot owning up to their part- vicitim mentallity and soon they will be the vicitim of you
Unable to be a little flexiable with decisions- elitist, control complex
Suicide attempt- especially lieing ones- they want to make you their marionette
So true i dated a black girl who was raped at a young age and her last bf used to be emotionally abusive and racist then make them fuck, got layed like only when sloppy drunk or once every couple of months
Walks on her hands rather than her feet
Talks shit and inserts bananas in ass
On 2 phones constantly
Doesn't file and polish her beak
Always runs her tentacles through your hair saying she's jealous
Drinks glow stick fluid
Practices something of a cross between taichi and retard screaming mixed with sharpened boomerang throwing
Speaks perfect Klingon, but broken english
Found the lady