Red Flags for an unsuitable girlfriend

Red Flags for an unsuitable girlfriend.

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Give her this. That'll teach her to be unsuitable.

>shit sense of humor
>weeb
>bad hygene
>can't stay off phone
>expects to be pampered

You can find nude photos of them on the internet

This , yes.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZzrjvBb760E
If they like this guy

She posts on Sup Forums

She posts on tumblr/reddit

>Over privileged white girl

>likes other races more than the superior whities

>Complains

>has a dick

>cant rap, likes rap

check pic for honest stuff.

purt 2

all i got, goop luck b

Has a bigger dick than you

Considers pajama bottoms acceptable attire in public.

Has crayons or colored pencils in her purse.

Offers to pay for everything.

Only eats a few select foods, like mac and cheese or chicken nuggets or steak.

Uses lidoderm patches.

Thinks roses are the best flower on earth, or considers a black rose romantic.

Has holes in clothes within 6 inches of crotch, wears them anyway.

Owns a tank top.

Visible bra straps with spaghetti strap shirt.

Dyes/cuts hair after breakups.

Refuses to try sushi.

Has mulatto child, is proud.

Leaves the door open when she shits.

Uses a douche at any point, particularly after sex.

Asks you to buy diapers for any reason other than fetish.

Frequently attends baby showers.

Drunk dials you.

Thinks Cracker Barrel is fancy.

Drinks energy drinks other than red bull mixed with alcohol.

Drinks cranberry juice, particularly when combined with vodka.

Has a name or a heart or wings tattooed on her.

Has never been poor.

Has no money in her purse.

All of my girls have crayons and hello kitty wallets in their purse

Girls. Meaning you have failed more than once.

>red flag thread

That sounds hot as fuck.

and a cell phone that makes beeping noises but doesn't make calls.

>All of my girls

Cricket for one month. After that, my ho gotta pay her own way.

You be payin' mah bitches salary

>straight edge
>posts on instagram more than every 3 days
>tumblry humor
>spoiled/rich
>talks about exes too much
>tries to be the superior rather than an equal
>cares about politics too much (liberal or conservative)

Black skin.

Fuck sushi , because you choose to be a weeb and feel bad/superiour about it , don't take it out on everyone else that they don't want to eat your chemically treated fish wrapped in seaweed.

Takes a ton of selfies.

Yeah , have to agree , acts like a queen and treats you like a dog , wonders why she has fatherless children.

This.

He didnt mean that retard. Its a toy because the girls are fucking toddlers.


Fuck!

Has nothing to do with being a weeaboo. I hate sushi. But if she won't try it, she's closed-minded.

Also, red flag if it is her absolute favorite food.

>experience, nigger

Try dating more than two girls before you respond to a thread like this, please.

Ok so because I flat out refuse to eat honied cockroaches and candied locusts or have dried ants on icecream , I'm closed minded ?

Putting aside for a second that the animals and how they are served disgust me and I don't care if they TASTE good or not.

Won't try scat in mouth , close minded.

Try harder

Back to tumblr

>samefagging on page 8

if they ever call you "fam"

lulz that's funny bro , I'm 33 and had more than two girlfriends , I've also had my fair share of life experience having been in the infantry and worked in gold mines.

What else ya got ?

Weeb detected.

>cockroaches
>locusts
>dried ants
>sushi

One is not like the others

>worked in gold mines

Heh, I played wow too. Crazy times bruh, crazy times.

A vegan, a yoga instructor, and a girl that only dates black guys walked into a bar. We know this because they told everybody, loudly, and within 5 minutes.

Mineral analysis , I used to run rocks through XRF and AAS.

Wow did you fuck me ex to

Then you weren't working in the mine, faggot.

Neato. I was infantry, too. What unit were you in?

I'm 30, have had over 9000 girlfriends, and sleep on a bed made of platinum-coated gummy bears.

Onsite lab.

Had to fly in & fly out.

Yes I was a surface worker.

Sorry for having an education past labourer or truck driver.

Australian infantry recon , 2001-2004.
Pilbara Regiment A Troop.

>education
You pushed a green button on a machine the size of a briefcase and then forwarded emails to your superiors. And you wouldn't have gotten the job without military experience, which means you have a high school diploma and a drinking problem.

Doesn't even know what XRF or AAS entails.

lololol

>trying this hard

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_absorption_spectroscopy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-ray_fluorescence


Totally easy , anyone out of high school could operate , no understanding of how it operates required.

I work with a spectrometer on a daily basis. While not the size of a briefcase, I can confirm that you push a green button once the sample is contained and then forward the results for further analysis.

if you ever decide to date a girl who has been victim of involuntary sex or has been raped or has had a significantly bad experience with sex in the past, do not date her much less make her your girlfriend. Run away as soon as you can, because our sex life will suck. girls who have been in these situations are not capable of having normal sexual relationships, because they always feel like they nee to be in control when it comes to sex.

TL DR: girls who have had traumatic experiences with sex will only have sex with you when they want to, and they won't care about your needs

nothing about , crushing ,milling ,weighing , digests etc ?

geez

>won't care about your needs

Sounds like every woman I have ever come into contact with

>onsite lab
>fly in and out
>australia

You expect me to believe that a multinational corporation leaves spectrometers and other multi-million dollar equipment lying about in multiple locations with nothing but a bunch of niggers and wogs to guard it?

Yes.

See Jundee SGS operations.

Because it takes a degree to bash a rock into a smaller rock and then see how big that rock is.

You are a real tryhard.

Wrong thread faggots

Says they will change- repeat same thing when waking up- they want to manipulate your feelings

Really mad at ex- they still care enough to be mad

Always correcting every flaw you have- they are trying to be better then u

Jelousy and envy in a large amount- they want to control you

Forcing the blame your way and ndot owning up to their part- vicitim mentallity and soon they will be the vicitim of you

Unable to be a little flexiable with decisions- elitist, control complex

Suicide attempt- especially lieing ones- they want to make you their marionette

So true i dated a black girl who was raped at a young age and her last bf used to be emotionally abusive and racist then make them fuck, got layed like only when sloppy drunk or once every couple of months

Walks on her hands rather than her feet

Talks shit and inserts bananas in ass

On 2 phones constantly

Doesn't file and polish her beak

Always runs her tentacles through your hair saying she's jealous

Drinks glow stick fluid

Practices something of a cross between taichi and retard screaming mixed with sharpened boomerang throwing

Speaks perfect Klingon, but broken english

Found the lady

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