Ask a Marine anything

Ask a Marine anything
>Pendleton, CA
>MOS 0317
>1/1
Also, 62 is shit.

how does it feel to have been brainwashed by the U.S. gov't?

I'm joining the Air Force to become EOD. Should I be a Marine EOD, and why?

Why are you a baby raping shithead faggot?
Did you'd nigger father duck out on you so felt like you needed to overcompensate?
Fuck you.
Piece of shit.
I'll fucking hit you.

>he doesnt keep his left eye open like american sniper

I'm not.

If you'd like to earn the title of a United States Marine, then join the Corps.

Kek

How does it feel to fuck countries up?

brainwashed cuck

I've served one tour in Afghanistan, hated every single fucking minute of it. Dealing with sand niggers.

Do you suck your moms dick with that mouth?

I prefer 'Airman' but if the job is the same than I can get over it I guess. And the uniform looks cooler.

Would you recommend to others?

What's the gnarliest thing you've had to do in the name of freedom?

What do you think about private contractors (like blackwater, etc.)?

Airmen are made fun of, day in day out. Earn the title.

I do recommend the Marine Corps to others so they can serve their country and not be a liberal cuck. I scrubbed toilets in boot. And 9 months in Afgahn.

How do you plan on killing yourself after our government throws you away like the trash you are?

Bonus question, did you fuck any middle eastern sluts?

Hi, 0311 here. Fuck the Corp. Fuck everything about it. Hate this shit. Worst decision of my life. Do you hate it as much as I do?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead !!!

Thank you for your time. Deciding next year. :)

I think those private contractors have the right idea. Most are veterans and they understand that we were sent out to some shitty country and create terrorists.

It's 50/50. Saved my life, but also ruined it. Can't complain though. I signed the contract.

No problem. I don't know much about the EOD we have. But contact a recruiter.

Rah.

How does it feel to pull your cock out to take a piss in a urinal on the third day of Ramadan on a leap year with a fresh haircut and have already eaten breakfast but have lunch to look forward to on a slightly warmer day than usual while kinda sleepy cause you stayed up late eating pizza and couldn't find the remote.

Where are stationed?

>marine
>not brainwashed
Pick one, faggot.

Q: how much dick did you suck on your tour? Do you swallow?

Does it upset you when people don't treat you like an authority figure or give you "respect" for being in the military? Also, what drugs do you plan on becoming addicted to when you are unable to adjust to the life of a normal human?

I'm seeing a therapist, am I gonna be disqualified?

Are there any chances to get sweet foreign pussy? Preferably not via rape

Why don't you get anyour funding beyond bodies and bullets? The army is like "we have satellite tracking on threel converging targets". Navy says "OK we will blow them up from a thousand miles away". Marines, theyou are like "here's a Dell laptop try to figure out if there are people over there. But it doesn't matter cause we are going either way"

nah, they just fuck goats in afghan

Are you butthurt cause you got DQ'd at MEPS?

I don't demand respect. It was my choice to enlist. It's greatly appreciated though.

Seeing a therapist for what?

Yup, go to Japan. They shoot darts out of their pussy's and their cheap.

Kek, I'm not a retard who dropped out of high school. I got a real job that pays better and doesn't get me shot.

Answer the question(s) OP

OCD (BDD to be more specific)

Keep thinking that, bud.
How many times have you been cucked? You sound like a faggot.

I haven't any.

OP here. Have you mentioned anything to a recruiter? Did you choose to see the therapist?

rah. bro are you on duty or something?

24 hrs

I havent said anything to the recruiter yet, but my doc recommended to see a therapist.

I was with 1\2 when we closed out LNK. bro just go to sleep

Can't be cucked if you don't 'date'. One night stands and fuck buddies, boy. Women aren't worth the trouble.
>Marine calling anyone a faggot
That's rich, boy.

Okay, this is my advice. If you're going to be honest with someone, be honest with the recruiter. He's on your side, trying to make his fucking quota to get you in. He'll tell you what to say and what not to say. A therapist is supposed to keep everything confidential. If I were you, I wouldn't say shit. Unless YOU think it'll affect you later down the road. The choice is yours.

Already slept. I'm ready to get the fuck out.

OK, enjoy your traps.

Is thy cloud that bringeth the water still there?

0341. 2/1 camp Horno here.

sincerely, good one, faggot
>I say 'women aren't worth dating'
>clearly mentioned ONSs and FInd
>Hurr Derr, "He must fuck traps"
The projection is heavy is your post.

How does it feel to have your own brothers rape women in Japan, ruining it for the other branches there to do their fucking job?

Need I say more than pic related?

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I know this is from awhile back and since the dumb fuck grunt OP doesnt know shit. In order to become an EOD tech in the MC you have to be an NCO(E4 and above) and Either lat move or reenlist into it.

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LCpl?

It's not rape if you're not caught.

I heard she's a freak. Female Marines suck the best dick IMO

WHy is there no ammo in this gun

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kys boot nerd

>boots/sleeves bloused
>drop leg holsters
Gay

"Marines" can't even do proper push ups

yep. made CPL but got NJP'd. Terminal Lance

Why do the Marines even exist? We have an Army, Navy and Air Force. That covers all the bases, Marines seem to be just some leftover that is used mainly for gay fantasy porn.

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looks like they're doing mt climbers tbh pham
a staple in DIs ITing you

Terminal Lance implies you never made it to Cpl, so you're just a dumb fuck shit bag who got busted down. You don't rate to call yourself a TL

>scrubbed toilets in boot and sand nigger territory

And I scrub toilets at my job. 4 of them every goddamn day, and I can guarantee you they are worse than anything you ever witnessed because people aren't afraid of being raped in the ass and kicked out of boot for making a mess on the toilet.

This tells me you think less of marines than a minimum wage job.

Look at the female closest to the camera man, clearly half way through a push up.

My OCD isn't terrible, I can follow directions or get dirty its just a minor thing thing i worry about.

or she's getting slayed and is tired as fuck
look at everyone else retard

if you want to actually have a decent paying job post service it would be wise not to become a marine

unless you want your skillset in the civilian world is suffering from crippling alcoholism, debt, and depression / chewing the fat with older vets who actually had a war worth fighting for

source: cousin wanted to be GI Jew and got ptsd

>i scrubbed toilets
>i served my country

jesus christ you're the most brainwashed cuck i have ever seen

>This tells me you think less of marines than a minimum wage job

At least minimum wage jobs serve a purpose and aren't brainwashed into thinking they're serving their country by doing their bullshit work

Why the fuck is it always overcast when i go camping there. Also fuck the mcdonalds by the commissary they messed up my order the 2 times i went there

Midway through a push-up isn't a resting position you dumb bitch. Arching your back like the other females is. God damn you're a retard son

Check em

This
fuck out nigger, fucking blood stripe wearing faggot
you're not welcome in our shitty rank anymore

Thanks man. Three of my friends joined opposite parts of the military and they think they're more entitled to shit than I am for "serving" when 2 of them sit around and are glorified mechanics and the other one got basically thrown into the national guard instead of an actual branch.

People like you make me happy to clean those horrid toilets because you're one of the people who appreciate my effort.

Don't mention it. But if you decide to, your recruiter is the person to be honest with. Have you taken a practice ASVAB?

OK faggot.

Fucking San Diego weather man. Stupid fucks work there. Go to Sonic.

Why are such a boot bitch thinking you made it and shit must be nice sitting in your room fucking off waiting porn and fucking the wook down the hall ..........STFU AND GET DOWN STAIRS AND POLICE CALL THE FUCKING GRASS FOR DIRT.

my god now I know I'm a masosubfag as i picture them make me strip and inspecting me and fondling me .

oh well when in rome.

I am from San Diego and fucking cannot stand you dumb pig fuckers in the Marines. You losers seem to be 75% Inbred Rednecks from the shit mid/south states with a few ghetto black/brown turds thrown in. You have turned Oceanside into a Hillbilly third world slum. Also you women are nasty skanks.

Hopefully you are killed in the ME by some brave Taliban or Iraqi warrior. My favorite Marine pic.

I didn't say she was resting, I said her body was giving up
Have you been to Marine boot? If 12 of them look like they're doing mt climbers, they're probably doing mt climbers
not to mention when this shit is happening the exercise isn't consistent, they transition from one to the other back and forth fast as shit that you hardly do anything right, they're just wearing you out

No, my brother has a book to prepare for it though.

I'm sure your POG ass knows all about it.

>says the pfc.

Wow, so edgy. Go tell an MP that at the gate.

Your AF quality of life will far out measure your Corps life

Is MEPS really that strict?

Are the marines homophobic

Hahahahahh fuck no I got out a CPL ..... after I got busted down for hazing marines. God I miss the old corps

This man is not lying.

Take a practice. if you score high, the recruiters will want you.

Yes/no. depends on the doctor. Watch some videos on peoples experiences, especially if you can find out which MEPs you'd go too.

Some.

Chair Force

In a way minimum wage workers serve their country more than military cucks, cause they actually do their shit work in the general public and not some shitty third world country. Scrubbing toilets in an office building or even a maccas serves society as a general cause we don't have to use shitty toilets, scrubbing them in afganistan only benefits other military cucks. I'm much in the same situation as you man, some mates joined up and think they're hot shit when all they do is sit around all day.

Way to go all the marines want from you is a fucked up back ..... Air force has hotter bitches any way ..... Wook now and days are butt fucking ugly

Ok, thanks m8

>their
Your mom forgot to swallow you ...... You poor autistic fuck

No problem. Best of luck to you.

Kek

Armyfag here. Scout. I'll see your 9 months in Afghanistan and raise you 12 in early OIF and 9 in southwest Asia and upcoming 9 more in Afghanistan soon as I get done in this fucking shithole. Eat my scrotal lint cherry.

>dick measuring contest

Yuuuuup.

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How many days of PT did you miss last week?

Yes, in male boot camp maybe you're correct but in wook summer camp if 12 people look like they're doing mt. climbers they're probably weak ass WMs.

Idk if you're the dumb grunt OP or not, but take a look at the entire picture, use your brain for more than just pointy shooty. There are girls who are still assuming the push up position.

Not a marine but serving. You are a fat angry little bitch aren't you? I usually don't engage fucking retards like you , but you sir are the epitome of neckbearded ignorance coupled with a few sprinkles of idk my real dad . Fuck off and die peasant.

Women in combat mos. Thoughts?

Something to fuck. I will only disagree if the bitch can't do the male standard.

You don't do organized Pt on deployment you fucking pog. Who the fuck has time .

marine corps purpose is that its so flexible it can do whatever the fuck the country needs of it.
read a book nigger

Drama, platoon wide stds and pregnant infantry bitches. It's coming...