>senior year of college >housemate gets literally cucked by a mulatto girl last autumn >constantly makes fun of others to compensate for whatever reason >he loses his temper regularly and acts like a prick to all of the other housemates despite being the weakest >is full animu weeb; replica sword, anime posters and magic trick equipment scattered around his room >he lost his temper again and swung a punch at me last week >luckily I choked him to the floor before it could hit, but this is still unacceptable. >fast forward to today >while he is out, I wipe some food of his on my balls, stick his toothbrush up my ass and snoop around his room: I found a bra and a dildo >I should mention at this point he is bisexual and has a petite body
What should I do to get revenge on this toxic dickhead? My last exam is before his, so I can wait until he is out, do something and then quickly head to the train station to never see him again.
Preferably something with the bra and dildo.
Also I know his address.
Thomas Robinson
Use his dildo while needing to take a shit so it gets coated in shit. That'll show him.
Jose Flores
If this were a real thread you would have posted pics of the bra/dildo already.
Isaac Martin
It's already used from what I saw; no chance of that happening. I was thinking of printing out 50 sheets of paper of the girls face, and beneath it, caption in Times New Roman various things like "When one boyfriend isn't enough" or "When you can't help cucking faggots"
Brody Murphy
I'm on it. Give me 5 minutes.
Ian Kelly
>snoop around his room: I found a bra and a dildo >I should mention at this point he is bisexual and has a petite body Well clearly the only logical way to get back at him is to fuck his asshole.
Christian Peterson
shit in the bra, then.
just shit everywhere you can in his room
Elijah Watson
More to come.
Alexander Robinson
here's the bra. not shitting in it; don't want to damage property. I'm thinking of sending the dildo to his mom.
Dylan Walker
More keks inbound: found a girl's shirt thingy, possibly for a girl outside of college who is cucking him too, but possibly also for him. He has mentioned a girl outside college.
Adrian Phillips
Get him to suck you off and then cum in his eye. Boom sucka.
Sebastian Hill
No dude, I want to ruin this guys life. I know his address and he doesn't know mine. Also, as I said, I can do something to his room/property and immediately leave to go home.
Daniel Nguyen
>I want to ruin this guys life plant CP on his computer and call it in, then.
Ethan Green
Since you like sticking things up your ass, how about that dildo?
Adrian Wilson
That's a great suggestion, and I hate to decline, but I need something that won't get the police involved.
Joshua Jones
>Look on his computer for pictures >send to parents
Blake Russell
Uhm if he has a girlfriend why wouldn't that stuff just be hers?
Logan Edwards
Make a picture of the passed out housemate and the dildo and send it to his parents along with the dildo
Cameron Price
This! Check his computer, or even phone if you get a chance
Xavier Torres
Good good, I just need to find his password!
Because he is a faggot.
That requires him getting blackout drunk. I could always give him LSD.
Lincoln Robinson
>having to be this shady > too much of a pussy to just put him in his place. Do you fear him OP?
Carson Fisher
I'm the hacker formerly known as Sup Forums, I can help. I assume Windows, what kind of authentication?
Joshua Rogers
He fears being labeled gay himself.
Elijah King
Tell him you love him, then have sex with him. After the sexing beat him up and laugh as cries like a girly
Christopher Foster
so picky
Easton Gutierrez
holy kek
Nope, I just don't want legal action.
One of my irl friends suggested staging a fake mugging. I like that idea the best so far.
William Ross
>I just need to find his password! KEK just use Ultimate boot cd and wipe the SAM if windows. Linux, use recovery mode, mount root as rw.
Juan Robinson
just confess your love for him , we know you're gay for each other
Carson Mitchell
No one fucking cares what you do to him, just know that you are some weak beta faggot same as him. If you want to ''revenge'' for something like that, you will just ruin his life. hf faggot
Jonathan Howard
If he lives with his parents then send the dildo and shit to his address and include a letter saying their son forgot these at college.
Adam Hughes
>Fears being called gay >Owns a dildo and womens clothing >Gets cucked by women
I think he's gay, user.
Henry Bell
OP here, you win!
He's bisexual
Hudson Jenkins
Yeah, he wont do anything so he complains to autists on the internet about it >beta confirmed
Luke Jenkins
Take pics of his room, making sure to make the dildo plainly visible along with something that identifies that room as his. Print out about 100 copies, put one in every mailbox on the street, post them in the restroom on campus, bus stops, hell drop one off at his gf's parents house. Plaster that shit everywhere, paint the town red. Then go enjoy a cold one, and await the news of his destruction.
Joshua Richardson
OP here, you also win!
Dylan Martinez
Sweet, what do I win?
Ryan Smith
The dildo :^)
Aaron Garcia
...
Daniel Williams
But you have to mail that dildos to his parents under the name "nigger faggot"
Jaxon Watson
He also has a bad relationship with his dad. How can I play on that?
Levi Clark
Oh fuck if I know, maybe in the letter say he would lash out at other room mates then say sorry and blame his dad.
Luis Campbell
Why don't you stop being a faggot and just confront him about his shit like a man instead of trying to be so sneaky?
You're acting like a child.
Jaxon Rodriguez
Someone stole my Calculus II notes during class.
Joke's on them. It's all in Klingon.
Jackson Peterson
This. And also, people keep suggesting shitting in something. What are you, fucking Sup Forumsabies?
Angel Martinez
He asked for revenge ideas op wants to do more than confront the little bitch. He wants genuine revenge that makes sure this guy learns from it. Confronting him then a day later being gone won't fix anything.
Blake Russell
Fuck him in the ass
Luis Campbell
Plus, I've already shaken him up when he tried to attack me. No need to bring violence back. Also, he threatened police action because of the marks I gave him, but dropped the idea VERY soon after being reminded he started the fight.
Thomas Cook
Probably should just kill yourself
>that will show him, that will show them all op
Parker Martin
On the picture you printed out from Write "im thinking of you daddy" on the back