You can suck this dick for 20$

You can suck this dick for 20$

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Cars only bother that one dude
Make him say his general orders while sucking your dick

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How about we 68, OP

That's where you suck my dick, and I owe you 1

kill yourself furry faggot

Not even worth it.

haha, yeah we scared that guy off

gross

>I want to know if there's something to it beyond the overblown power fantasy and sort of god-defying nature of Guts' character

>"Nope~"

>"Welp that's shyte~"

He just posts at different times now. Not sure why he tilted so hard. It's just fucking cars

Shit happens, man
I'll deal with it

you see him around?
who cares why he got triggered by it, it was hilarious

oh julian left

I don't get how he got triggered by it.

Nasty as fuck.

Summon him.

autism I guess

that'll make me post more

He was weak

>"Any plans for the rest of the week?"

>"I've got a delivery today so I have to stay in. I'm off about town tomorrow, fencing a friend on Thursday and have a medical on Friday~"

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Time to post the few pics that are on my phone

I don't have that power

despicable

wed - school
thurs - school, then work
fri - work
sat - work

Sunday probably work my butt off trying to finish up my assignments.

Requesting more large felines

>"What do you have to do for your assignment~?"

>"Also, has having a child made you regret abandoning your homosexual past~?"

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sup?

>phoneposting

ok

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Contrary to popular belief, I was never gay
This is my second child. The first was an accident when I was 16.

>"What do you have to do for your assignment~?"
Couple of dozen accounting questions. Take about an hour each.

just woke up

gonna pretend to look for a job all day

That sounds like a valuable use of time.

here have some shitty music
youtube.com/watch?v=FeohN5JMeYY

listenan

I dunno if you'd actually like it

SF was asking me about an Aus indie band earlier, made me think of this one because it's like the only decent Perth band in existence.

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Spam more cars. Even though I really don't get cars

>"Oh well, then I guess you'll never know the joys of boipucci~"

>"Plan on working at TurboTax when you finish~?"

they seem pretty okay so far

I like most music it turns out

>don't get cars
what's not to get? and I was just trying to be funny, he asked for big felines, so that's what I posted

You'd think that, but we'd considered having a threesome with a trap earlier.

Wouldn't be the first threesome, though that was FFM

>"Plan on working at TurboTax when you finish~?"
Probably work as an assistant in a tax agency once I get my certificate, so I can rack up enough experience hours to become an official Business Activity Statement agent.

>I like most music it turns out
This is a good thing.

I'm just not a car guy. I just see them as things that get me from point a to b

I agree

much better than hating most music like the rest of the snobs

cars are great though

>Two women

>"Sounds like a headache tbh fam. Asides from that, it sounds like you have a plan, and that's good"

post a good car

ok

I can enjoy hating things, but music is one of the things I find it is better to like

Yeah I dunno it wasn't amazing. It's hard to tell how much attention goes where. It works in porn because no one is actually intending on achieving orgasm

Doesn't really do much for me. For me a car is just utility

>dodge
absolutely fucking disgusting

eh

even something like this?

I know I'm sorry

You call for the spam tanks?

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>Sup Forums filename
you're not tank guy
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A PILE OF FILTHY LIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEESSSS

yeah

oh yes wonderful

Tanks a better

here is a sexy one

don't be wrong

Tanki-san whit Tanki-chan

I would for $40

>"I'm fairly sure most men are aiming for orgasm. How else will the produce that all important money shot~?"

>"Welp I can#'t very well spend all day on here. I'm gonna get off and do something productive. Toodles~"

I'm never wrong, these things cost more than your life

Even that

I wound't I have tanks

doesn't mean they're better

My bad wouldn't*

Yeah they are these things can kill you and run over your shit cars that not even government officials would drive.

If you don't like something as basic as cars you must be a very bland person. Are you just upset daddy never taught you how to drive stick?

now you've disappointed me

I hate these gay threads

my friend got a new corvette recently and drove me around in it a bit

it was pretty sweet, if a bit of a novelty

Except for when you throw a frag down the barrel and it cooks off.

Not bad
Any Rolls-Royce?

I like your friend's taste

I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive my plebness

If you can even get that close

That is just gross

he's aiming for a ferrari next

I want abs like that...

idk if I can

youtu.be/ndIpj97PA08

Be careful where you work though.
>A lot of agencies have a non competing clauses that will stop independent work after you work with them

Nice blue

Get aids faggot.

I'm sorry to tell you but your friend has absolutely fucking awful taste. I hope he crashes at >30mph and disintegrates along with the car.

I'm gonna have dinner. Will be back later

Well i'm sorry we Westerners can put up a fight.

Then you are sane. Untouched by the malady of femboy
What will mend this wound?

bye good luck

he just wants to go fast is all

Don't come back with this shit plz

A pic of a car because he can't handle the power of tanks.

liking cars, or at least finding one you appreciate as more than a 'utility'

Then he should get a car that isn't made of tissue paper and won't shatter into a million pieces/combust from a minor accident. They're nice to look at but actually driving a corvette or ferrari is possibly the most horrifying thing in existence.

he does not give a FUCK about SAFETY like some kinda pussy-ass faggot BITCH

Well let's face it it is a utility it gets us from point A to point B

Take it easy not hard like a dick

I think my job is done.

I'm not sure if I can
But you make it sound somewhat erotic

it is never done

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