Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Eggs Edition

The rules are very simple:
>uhh
>rules?
>RP + ERP = BAD
>stuff
>damn these are complicated
>Eggs

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Do I get a bottle of water with my eggs?

Sup OG bun
What up Syndra. Got tea today?
Still just scrambling?

ayy, you're back from lurking

>Shiro

>Not me.
Yes, always.

...

hope you like em

>Shiro

Devilled tomorrow. And now it's two dozen.

>Maybe this time I'll actually eat them

It's complimentary

Hello Galko

Noticerino

Fuck you too.

I went with the latest one. I apologise, what tea are you drinking today?
So just boiled then curried. Should use some cream with it. Helps out a heap.
I always just assume you're in thread at this point.

Akiko claimed

ITT: will the shitposting continue or did he see the futility of his actions

Good rules, I approve

Woo random naps
>Not tired rattles
Hopefully he saw the futility of his life.

Yeah, it was a failed attempt that went pretty far.

Good night yo.

Shit, its 4am for me.

Do actually legitimately sleep?

Holy shit these are great! Thanks!

Oh, right.
Peppermint.
2pm here.

/waifu/ quit putting forth effort months ago. A shame, really.

Hi Hanako.

Thanks senpai

I always have good rules

>don't talk about shitposters
>doing so practically invites them to come out of the shadows and approach you menacingly whilst snapping their fingers to the beat

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Your welcome. I got nothing better to do, so I could make some intensify gifs for you if it pleases ya. Don't think it'll bother me either, only takes about 30 seconds. Can't do it of something that's already a gif though.
Example
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What is there to do in Latvia anyways?
It's literally just an innovation of my rules, but fine, don't give me credit.

>Shiro

Good afternoon waifus. How goes it?

I am not nice.

>Done with your shit hentai loli claimed

Sorry, who are you again?

Finals in two weeks

>KILL ME NOW

You can still be

You can do it Hanako! Study hard~!

Shit I need intensifying gifs. Please I need this.

Don't think I won't fuck you up friend.

RIP shitposter #2346

>come out of the shadows and approach you menacingly whilst snapping their fingers to the beat
But it's just that what's so amusing

youtube.com/watch?v=vs4i41cOv0s

Always enjoyable. I get to make blends at work, I think we have 7 flavours or so that are all loose leaf. No bags allowed.
No problem.
They finish this week at UC. So we're not busy at work.

>Shiro

Sup Chen
>metal warning
youtu.be/jEOF4aZwDkE

No I can't.

I am Skeletor in disguise.

Fuck yeah. Now I can scream internally for today's egg results.
>can you please do this one. No more after I promise.
What program do you use to do this?

>420 checked
Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeh

>dying inside

Sorry, I don't remember you very well

>I have bad memory

Well, I guess I'd like shitposters to NOT come to this thread at all.

Even someone like you has a heart.

>You're a good person

The bandaged waifu is the best waifu! I invoke the king's right, for I am the schwanz king!

>the schwanz is thrust into the bandage waifu's backdoor and thrust vigorusly
>the feeling is good and ograsmic
>seamin floods the waifu's butt, and the anus
>she is pragnated

Aaahhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king!

i-i see how it is hanako...
>

Good taste schwanz king.

morning claim!!

I don't actually use a program. I use this to give it the shaking effect: en.bloggif.com/effect
and this to speed it up: ezgif.com/optimize
Also, if you want to request more, it's all fine dude, it takes up very little time.
How was your sleep Kagami?

>Shiro

OH SHIT NO WAIT I REMEMBER SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY I'M SO SORRY

>bows so hard I faceplant

Goooooood morning qt3.14

What is there to do in [insert country] anyways?
So did we get anything new?
Im not a big fan of tea in bags.

How's the break from waifu going?

I'm not really into metal, I like a few bands, but that's it.
I like more grunge stuff I guess when it comes to rock.

No! The waifu must not be kept barefoot and in the kitchen! The schwanz king will save you!

>I regally edgeaculate from the schwanz into the waifu's mouth
>I defecate with power and majesty
>the waifu ograsms and leaves you, coming with me to a land where she can have shoes
>she is pragnated

Take that, waifu abuser!

meh

I'm going to work now, see you guys later.

What's a Heart.

I believe in you!

Don't think so. I only just got up 10 mins ago and sounds like nothing happened but blade getting banned, which I'm glad about tbh

>Naps are a good idea
>no more sleep rattle

lel it's fine just busting your balls
don't stress out too much galks! see you soon.

Five Dios.

You've been lurking haven't you?

It's the beat that you feel in your chest. Sometimes, it can soar, it can sink, it can go fast and it can go slow.

The heart feels.

I HAVE DISHONORED THEE I GIVE MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES

>forehead is glued to the floor

Thats why I put the warning. I prefer some covers of theirs though, they do good adaptation work. Reload seemed like a more grungy album by Metallica, definitely not their thrashy stuff.
I just think my boss is a fan of not shit overall. Tea isnt in bags, 3 top blends of coffee and quality food. Even our takeout teas are made in pots and brewed before we pour them.
>pots always come in to wash cold
>I get the smell but cold tea

Good mourning

Well, I have a huge headache right now so I was planning on going to sleep actually. Plus I dislike when someone offers me something and I take more than I should. Although you are allowing me so...

I do love my naps...

Guys my brain is going to blow from this headache. I think Im going to sleep. Goodnight/morning/day to all!

I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.

it was good!!! how are you shiro???
hey hanako!!! how are you today?

Only thing i herd that someone found an instagram that's almoust exactly like deepers channel.

I don't know what you're talking about, sometimes I feel hungry, does that count?

Periodically.

I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Ika! Also, don't worry about it man, I'm the one asking for requests.
Oh I'm good, going to sleep soon, watching FMA: Brotherhood.

I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>meme

I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.

>I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.

No. That's your stomach.

>mourning
>dat pic

OH GOD DON'T DIE

I... am bored.

>I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.

interesting, but I'm not sure deeper would leave himself with such an open thread

oh god not this shit again

If that's the Stomach, where's the heart?

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sorry to hear that....you don't have any games to play???

He just posted ''TkVWRVIgT1ZFUi4='' oh his channel

That's easy! It's between your...

Uh... ever feel something beating in your chest? That's your heart.

Can't play. Finals in two weeks

>I feel my soul drifting away

Could be a bait?
My bowels beat. Is my heart in my bowels?

I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.

what to do...
what to do...
what to do...

>jenny claim

I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.

I thought that was a knife.

Good waifu, I r8 9/9

Vino claimed for top tier Waifu.
How're you degenerate otherkins going? Still disappointing your parents in your shit taste in qt anime grills?

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sleep, but don't know where you live in aus so it could be kinda early for ya.

Apparently it's 'never over'

It's a good chance. I think I'm 50/50 on it being bait/a legit killer.
Either way an interesting ARG

are you studying hard?? don't be unprepared for them!!! try and focus, i know it's hard to!!!

Well atleast he is talking.

No! Your heart's in between your b-

Oh, sorry. I forgot.

>knife

I don't think a knife should be in your chest. At all.

>Nothing but fucking essays as far as the eye could see

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!

it's like 10pm over.
i'm already drinking tea

ouch...what subjects are they for??? i haven't done an essay in ages....and im not looking forward to it lol

i still can't belive these are vigil's words

There's lots of stuff that shouldn't be in my chest.
Like Lungs, who needs those.

Its 10pm for him
So which coast in Aus?

Hey guys. Azusa here. I need some opinions.

I just got a blue Subaru and I named it "Konata" because... Blue. Anyway, would it be cringe to put a small decal of the word Konata on the side window? Not of her face or anything but literally just the word Konata in white. I don't think anyone would understand what it meant and the ones who do will think it's cool.

Kagami especially. Answer this shit. I'd name it Kagami if it was purple.

You need those, To breathe. And, I don't know...

STAY ALIVE

>English

One subject should not have this many essays

Already told you before.

>I'm going to pretend I never said this

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It wouldnt really be cringe, people put a lot worse on their cars.
>Not worse, but this is decals done right
>With this car I summon Homu

If I had Paul Walker's Porsche Carerra GT, I'd name it Hanako.

Good morning everyone.

It would be REALLY cringe.
Don't do it, for your own respect.