Help me get laid /b I asked if she wanted to do anal she told me to fuck guys
Help me get laid /b I asked if she wanted to do anal she told me to fuck guys
try asking her out while putting something up your ass, worked for me and i'm not a faggot
you're retarded
Maybe
Beyond saving
Doggy style, then "accidentally" stick it in the wrong hole and start thrusting.
should i send my condolences or something
What did i do wrong?
She asked why? What should i even say?
She's a muslim isnt that haram
wow dude how dumb are you
Bump for interest
?
You are either winning or about to have your shit spread on solcial media by her. Get pics before you give em, baybe. Also, fucking practice at talking to women god damn.
If only it was that easy
My ex had the same kink. She loved watching me masturbating to porn and jerking off to it. I really didn't like it, because why masturbate when you got a gf? But at least it made her happy and kinky which is a really good combo in bed.
virgin detected
Talking about how you don't think you're gay with a slut you're trying to fuck is what you did wrong.
Cringemeister
Spotted a singaporean fag
send dick pic already...
But better to tease a bit first, like a pic with underwear and your hand on it.
grow a pair.
seriously, this is disturbing.
if she tells you that you might as well could fuck a guy, you answer "I rather have a pair of tits to play around with, tho"
Seriously, step up your game and be the man in the convo. she's either a man, or toying with you. Don't let her have that, and if it's a dude, he will fall into unintelligible insults anyways.
And before that is done: DON'T SEND DICK PIC's, moron.
Send her this
I'm travelling
Ask her if she's ever tried dick cheese
Say 'maybe one day you can siti on my face'
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>girl asking to see him jerking off.
>help me get laid Sup Forums
Are you a high wizzard or what?
How bout this? I think Siti's a trap
DO IT!
It seems that cheeky bants just aint cutting it