I was just diagnosed with asperger's. Ask me anything

I was just diagnosed with asperger's. Ask me anything.
>inb4 LOLOLOLO AUTISM!!11!! XDXD :^)

Lol autism

LOLOLOLO AUTISM!!11!! XDXD :^)

You, sir, are a real faggot.

How often do you brush your teeth?

Where you diagnosed by the interwebs?

How does it feel to be retarded?

How does it feel to be a next level autist?

really funny
four times a day. I smoke and if I don't clean my teeth they get yellow AF

You must be very high functioning for it to have gone unnoticed in your developmental years. I have diagnosed austistic traits but not enough to make a syndrome. Hello my superior autist bro

ITT: Autists make love

isn't this the "made up" autism

nothing is wrong with you, you just have very awkward social skills

top kek

How does it feel to not be as retarded as this guy?

Congrats, you may now officially call yourself a genius.

I wasn't diagnosed with any mental issues. Ask me anything.

LOLOLOLO AUTISM!!11!! XDXD :^)

Suppose two autists make love, do they actually care for each other?

Nope. I first made an assumption linking all the known problems to my way of beeing and then I got a professional advice.

Actually asperger =/= from being retarded

Meh, nothing different from before, but now at least I know there is a reason why I am like this

High functioning means they can put on pants and not jack it on the bus.
But yes, social retards like to self diagnose it on the internet because they think it makes them sound like geniuses and explains away why they fuck up small talk.

How does it feel to be not retarded?

How do you feel about sirens, OP?
Specifically of police/fire trucks.

It's funny concidering you can't be diagnosed with asperger's anymore.
Why? Since it have become just a fraction in the autism spectra. (DSM-5, APA)
So yeah, nice b8 m8

Bullshit. That diagnosis no longer exists. Obviously lying.

: ^)

Giving you a good josh, m8. But on a serious note, what would you say goes through your mind when you're trying to maintain conversations with people?

This, OP is either a bad troll or retarded...

What is aspbergers?

I actually have a high Q.I
I was completely unnoticed until now (25 y.o).
My traits does not include awkard social skills or awkard way of beeing, but only includes "special" level of logical skills, talent and perception.
the force is with us bro.

not this, read the answer above

Nope man, just living as i lived before

Feels great, I doesn't have to pretend I'm special and in some views above the rest to feel good.

Stupid people with Asperger's get a diagnosis of PDDNOS, but I think that's under ASD now too

Did u grow up without a father or just a lack of discipline?

they make me nervous, like fireworks and other strong noises.

not baiting. the fact it doesn't longer exist as a aptology doesen't mean you are not suffering from it. it's just a medical "convention"

Let me do a quick roll play for you.
>Doctor: You've been diagnosed with DSM-5. Low end of the autism spectrum
>OP: I'm autistic? How I don't act like a mouth breathing retard
>Doctor: It's essentially Aspergers
>OP: oh okay.

OP latched onto the name Aspergers cause it's still commonly used and sounds better then a lighter shade of autism.

Yeah it's ASD, but was it ever a thing in DSM? I think it was only in ICD. But I could be wrong. But it was atypical because autism per se do not lead to retardation

This, but we are not stupid.

Neither of those.

describe exactly what the fuck do you mean by asperger

No, bit it means that no one would give you the diagnose recently (as in "just got"). So yeah... You suck

OP here, this.
I even passed university

What was it that brought you to the doctor in the first place? What was the trigger for you getting diagnosed?

>sperger =/= from being retarded
not, asperger = retarded, like the moron of big bang theory

you are also supposed to say
>inb4 op cannot inb4
fuck!

Well, a combination of things.
1) I felt the need of doing some things at the same period of the day, some months ago I changed lifestyle and i felt like angry every day for not doing the thing i did before

2) I started meeting other friends here where i live and they started calling me crazy because i got mad when they were late. I hate waiting and i hate made other people wait, but for them was normal.

3) I had to learn new things that i didn't like at work and i am having a lot of problems trying to focus on those things. It's like i can remember every single rule of phys and maths but i can't remember a fuckin' paragraph i read one hour ago

this basically drove me to the doctor