G'morning b

g'morning b,
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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I will not my killself today because tomorrow i am flying to see my girlfriend!

Because im going to get drunk this evening

Because no matter life's going I am not a fucking faggot pussy and don't master or go through any problems! If you hate your life and want to kill ya self you are just a huge faggot which don't deserved to ever had the chance to breath !

Because i have to make a new PR om bench press

awesome. i hope you get to blown, and she lets you put it in her butt.

what you drinking ?

g'luck bro.

>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Because I'm not a fucking retard

I will not kill myself today because i didnt play with the hct vive jet.

I'll wait till after the Download festival

coz I can do it tomorow! There's always tomorow when it comes to suicide.

congrats on not being retarded ! :-)

>hct vive jet.
what's that ?

Because I'm taking a satisfying morning shit.

I HAVE INNER PEACE, YOU KNOW

its too selfish, you leave others (likely your family) to literally clean up your mess. It fucks with those people mentally as well.
Also i cant take my big black boyfriends cock yet, he can only get like 1/2 way in and he cant pound me yet because i cant take it :( SO i have that to finish

>Be me
>$110K job that I'd do for free
>Filipina wife that fucks like a race horse on demand
>Beautiful 3 bedroom house in exclusive neighborhood
>Gun collection with many assault rifles
>2 nice cars in the garage
>3rd car garage full of tools for projects
5 years ago I was married to a psycho bitch that made my life miserable. Take charge of your life and make it worth living.

>what you drinking ?

I assuming he means "HTC Vive yet"

what's the point of keeping a garage stall full of douchebags?

Because i just found someone who wants to buy my league of legends account.

because I wake up next to this every morning.

because I tried to kill myself 6 months ago, came out about it to a close friend and because so I have never felt better in my life

because I wake up next to this every morning...

checked

Sup Forums please... I cancelled that first one. whatever

Because I love my wife and I have fans who want to get another album

...

please share album

Who says I won't?

It's a trap

Because I just ordered parts for my car and I want to get them installed before I kill myself.

boy/10

'Cause my 1948 MG TC needs its carburettor serviced. When it stops being broken or breaking, then I can liberate myself, which will never happen so I'll live forever.

I've got a house to clean, a lawn to mow, a trench to dig, and at the end of it all, I'm killing the man forcing me to do it.
I'd say I don't have time for suicide.

Because I have been listening to DJ Assault yah bichchh!
youtu.be/60vsRCyF9pE

Because no balls

I guess cause i have work and shit

>flying to see gf
betafag spotted.

I've started dating a nice Romanian girl and we're going to have sex later.

Welder, air compressor, metal work bench, wood work bench with dual vises, ammo reloading station, planer, table saw, belt sander, pole sander, tons of hand tools.

But if you stop by I'm sure my power washer could do a better job for you than a simple douchebag.

The electricity to run your computer in the basement isn't free Sam. Get back to work and plant your mother's Petunias that you said you would get to last week, and for god sakes MOW THE GRASS.

>Filipina wife
another betafag spotted

She totally cheats on you

Congrats on your inner peace. how did you get it ?

Congrats Bro!

not bad.

electricity is great.

Because enjoy playing guitar and making music. Not much will come of it, but i enjoy it.

Next to your broken ass house and slut on her cellphone? So why exactly have you not killed yourself yet?

>why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
>bomb detonation scheduled on the 15th
>Time Square
>Broadway
>3:15 PM

So is the tp there because you shit the bed?

Because I'll share my gf's nudes :D

Hell, if a no-life like you that regularly post this thread hasn't already killed himself I don't see why I should

fucked up shit

I'm taking two summer courses, and I've got to grow my portfolio/resume. I don't have time for wetback work.

Basement warrior talks shit about women he has no experience with.

Anyone who has experience with Asian women knows the BS you see on porn sites and TV is such shit. How many female attorneys do you know anyway?

>ARK gameplay

why is there a roll of toilet paper on your bed?

College entrance exam this Friday...might as well b see if I get in. If I fail, I'll probably just jump a tall building.

autistic manchild who thinks being alpha is not caring about gf

Please, we all know Filipinos are the Mexicans of the Pacific. The entire country is a garbage heap. Admit it, you married into a junk race faggot!

Because I'm planning to rape and kill women and to do that I need to stay alive and most importantly fit and rich.

Wow, must have been hard for to convince her to leave that beautiful country.

>flying to see gf
betafag confirmed.

you have good goals in life.

I couldn't strand my pup

I found peace in my life

First time waking up to a blowjob, who can kill themselves on a day like this

how ?

I tried to kill myself in December, I opened up to a friend about it because even though I expressed everything in my mind there was always one emotion I couldnt explain. It was me wanting to die. Once I did it and came out about it, It felt like a weight came off of me. Im still fucked kinda but nowhere near the sheer depression I was in. Its feels like peace

where else does the cum go after is comes out of her pussy? I'm not gonna let that shit drip on my bed. I cum in her, we cuddle a bit, take a bit of toiletpaper, pull out and she puts it against her puss en pushes it out and does that 2-3 times and she's cleaned up. ready for round 2 if she's up for it or for sleep if she's kaput.
I get that a lot and I don't understand how else I would dispose of the cum

>slept
implying i've slept at all ='(

and how is that a trap, do you not see those hips? men don't have those...

>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
I really don't feels like to.

>gun collector
>using "ASSULT WEPAN" term

I've got a 10k road race scheduled for September and I don't want to miss it. Also, I love running in general

that's great you feel like it.

used that video a few times, loved how she was in pain tbh

Kek

Its my 26th birthday. Today im buying an acoustic/electric bass guitar and spending time with family in the Carolinas. Good morning to you too OP.

sauce good sir ?

sauce on burger plz

whic ep?

Happy birthday user

Cuz I gotta be a fag on here and on Kik.

Overwatch

still no response from you mates

plz sir ep?

People are going to be addicted to this game.

I don't understand it, it's just TeamFortress 2 with a bit of special abilities. is a game for 12yr olds. but then again that is the mental age of most "gamers" so makes sense. enjoy your sheit cartoon game.

This thread everyday
Why

whats up with his nips ?

shrug, i guess people need a new drug to be addicted to.
i know. it's crazy.

because today i deadlift. cant just leave that shit on the floor.

the one mind is cresting nicely. Surf the telepathic sea........ what shadows lurk in the unified consciousness that we are immersed in. Its ok, inhale ....exhale.... ah......om.......ah.......om

who is this goddess!

Awe ):

Anna Bell Peaks

Because I'm not weak and selfish.

this

im 21, have a good job working for a school district, fucking a super in shape 30 year old co-worker, she bought me a gym membership and cooks for me almost everyday. lifes pretty good rn

same fag probably.
but i'm glad you're not weak and selfish.

Because I have stuff to do this week.