Hi Sup Forums i posted this on /r9k/ and it got ignored and despite all the porn and shitposts on here it also got deleted ...anyways Sup Forums i need your help i met a girl online and she wants to fuck me but she wants to bring her friend in too i need help cause ive never had sex nevertheless a threesome idk what to do i have 5 hours help pls ...give me advice also general sex advice thread
>inb4 18
>inb4 go on /adv/ that board is too slow
Hi Sup Forums i posted this on /r9k/ and it got ignored and despite all the porn and shitposts on here it also got...
Kill them both.
Jerk it at least an hour or two before the event. There will be much less stress, you'd definitely last much longer and take a nice hot shower before you leave too so you'd be refreshed cooled down and ready. If you can go eat pineapples that'll make your cum taste much better. Anyways have fun. And good luck Sup Forumsro.
Rub the easy one out. No shit youll freeze up and bust a nut pretty quick but if you just keep on trucking like nothing happened you'll be okay mr one pump wonder have fun
Valid option but i will post story and possibly consensual pics for Sup Forums
/thread
Thanks guys any idea on how long foreplay should last being that this is two chicks
Topkek.
>Inb4 friend is a guy
Atleast three hours. Do not give in to the lust if it's been under three hours.
This
>inb4 they beat up OP and steal all his shit
a threesome is just a test of endurence, how physically fit you feel? If this is your first time, do proper grooming, fingernails filed, clean up your asshole and crotch good with a soapy rag incase of the succ, eat some fruit like bannanas to counter any meat you ate this past week.
I've made sure its a guy also your cheeky
Foreplay is whatever man. Just eat them out until one of them wants to jump on your dick. Fuck the shit out of one while you play with the other. Let it happen. You get extra cool points if they rob you afterwards
Dont worry guys i will have a friend waiting for awhile outside and i will bring a knife
Dont take a knife. Then they'll just think you're a serial killer
Im pretty fit im not fat and i shaved my privates recently
What about in my bag
Did you really just refer to your ballfro as privates? What are you 12?
Real talk how old are you and how old are they?
Ok my cock and balls i shaved them
>inb4 im 18
The girl is 19 her friend is 18 also
Ok then most likely robbing you is the furthest thing from their mind. Their probably just a couple of horny teens that want to play with each other and have a cock somewhere in the mix. If you're really that worried have your friend bring a knife but since your mostly fit it shouldnt be a problem
Hide the knife in your butt
Ok thanks thats should be good i think they're going to some uni so that might be the case, any advice on what to do while having sex like to please both of them
Top kek. You caught him
Another valid option this would make the experience more fun
Dude who are you?
You're hands and your tongue are gonna be what keeps them coming back. Be firm but not violent. Never stop moving your hands on their bodies. Dont slobber all over them but keep tasting them. Also, dont just jam your cock into both of them. Lube that shit up homie. They'll thank you for it later. Aside from that let them show you what angles they like. If they dont know what they're doing, teach them how 2 pr0n
Ok that sounds good so i just have to just keep it physical
Daniel, dude why are you positing here?
Who the hell are you?
Yup. The more primal the better. Dont be completely silent though dude. Ask them if they like something when your trying it. If you want to see them do something to each other tell them. Worst they can do is say no, and even then they can probably be convinced
Ok sounds good im also gonna drink a shitton of water and eat only a little
Horrible idea. You'll just have to piss a bunch if you drink too much. As far as food goes eat fruit
Kek, is it legit?!
Thats true and fruit it is
Is what legit?
Yeah thats my name i dont know who the fuck that is
20 bucks its your sister.
I dont have a sister and i didnt post any specific info and Sup Forums is the first thing i told this makes no sense
Buahahahaha then that means its the chicks you thought you were gonna bang buahahahaha
Wow, what are the odds of someone that knows you good enough to connect the story with your life being here.
Damn Daniel, i'd be scared.
I think they're dumb uni whores and i didnt even tell them my name yet
Or this thread is fake as fuck
Well, secret stalker, reveal yourself!
The bait is strong
I dont care if someone knows my name im here for advice and i will post story and pics for you guys later
Let's pretend it's not for the sake of entertainment.
Reveal the keks!!
Oh come the fuck on. /thread
Op here im curious now who the fuck are you
Let's see her face
Im the one whos been giving you advice. Im just here because I wanna see the reveal
Op here no samefag genuinely curious
Dude its Dante, why the fuck didn't you come to me first you dipshit? Stay the fuck home I'm at work right now
Oh well I guess. Probably one of your boyfriends
Dude wtf how did you know this is none of you business kek why would i stay home
I think Dante wants to make your threesome a foursome, Daniel.
>Eat pussy
Its my brother i didnt tell him shit kek
Its my damn business because you live in my fucking house. Text me now!
He may still want to make your threesome a foursome. Tag team powers activate.
Is this why you replied to my thread bro you want in kek gtfo
Pretty sure I'm the only one here still.