Hi Sup Forums i posted this on /r9k/ and it got ignored and despite all the porn and shitposts on here it also got...

Hi Sup Forums i posted this on /r9k/ and it got ignored and despite all the porn and shitposts on here it also got deleted ...anyways Sup Forums i need your help i met a girl online and she wants to fuck me but she wants to bring her friend in too i need help cause ive never had sex nevertheless a threesome idk what to do i have 5 hours help pls ...give me advice also general sex advice thread
>inb4 18
>inb4 go on /adv/ that board is too slow

Kill them both.

Jerk it at least an hour or two before the event. There will be much less stress, you'd definitely last much longer and take a nice hot shower before you leave too so you'd be refreshed cooled down and ready. If you can go eat pineapples that'll make your cum taste much better. Anyways have fun. And good luck Sup Forumsro.

Rub the easy one out. No shit youll freeze up and bust a nut pretty quick but if you just keep on trucking like nothing happened you'll be okay mr one pump wonder have fun

Valid option but i will post story and possibly consensual pics for Sup Forums

/thread

Thanks guys any idea on how long foreplay should last being that this is two chicks

Topkek.
>Inb4 friend is a guy

Atleast three hours. Do not give in to the lust if it's been under three hours.

This
>inb4 they beat up OP and steal all his shit

a threesome is just a test of endurence, how physically fit you feel? If this is your first time, do proper grooming, fingernails filed, clean up your asshole and crotch good with a soapy rag incase of the succ, eat some fruit like bannanas to counter any meat you ate this past week.

I've made sure its a guy also your cheeky

Foreplay is whatever man. Just eat them out until one of them wants to jump on your dick. Fuck the shit out of one while you play with the other. Let it happen. You get extra cool points if they rob you afterwards

Dont worry guys i will have a friend waiting for awhile outside and i will bring a knife

Dont take a knife. Then they'll just think you're a serial killer

Im pretty fit im not fat and i shaved my privates recently

What about in my bag

Did you really just refer to your ballfro as privates? What are you 12?

Real talk how old are you and how old are they?

Ok my cock and balls i shaved them

>inb4 im 18
The girl is 19 her friend is 18 also

Ok then most likely robbing you is the furthest thing from their mind. Their probably just a couple of horny teens that want to play with each other and have a cock somewhere in the mix. If you're really that worried have your friend bring a knife but since your mostly fit it shouldnt be a problem

Hide the knife in your butt

Ok thanks thats should be good i think they're going to some uni so that might be the case, any advice on what to do while having sex like to please both of them

Top kek. You caught him

Another valid option this would make the experience more fun

Dude who are you?

You're hands and your tongue are gonna be what keeps them coming back. Be firm but not violent. Never stop moving your hands on their bodies. Dont slobber all over them but keep tasting them. Also, dont just jam your cock into both of them. Lube that shit up homie. They'll thank you for it later. Aside from that let them show you what angles they like. If they dont know what they're doing, teach them how 2 pr0n

Ok that sounds good so i just have to just keep it physical

Daniel, dude why are you positing here?

Who the hell are you?

Yup. The more primal the better. Dont be completely silent though dude. Ask them if they like something when your trying it. If you want to see them do something to each other tell them. Worst they can do is say no, and even then they can probably be convinced

Ok sounds good im also gonna drink a shitton of water and eat only a little

Horrible idea. You'll just have to piss a bunch if you drink too much. As far as food goes eat fruit

Kek, is it legit?!

Thats true and fruit it is

Is what legit?

Yeah thats my name i dont know who the fuck that is

20 bucks its your sister.

I dont have a sister and i didnt post any specific info and Sup Forums is the first thing i told this makes no sense

Buahahahaha then that means its the chicks you thought you were gonna bang buahahahaha

Wow, what are the odds of someone that knows you good enough to connect the story with your life being here.

Damn Daniel, i'd be scared.

I think they're dumb uni whores and i didnt even tell them my name yet

Or this thread is fake as fuck

Well, secret stalker, reveal yourself!

The bait is strong

I dont care if someone knows my name im here for advice and i will post story and pics for you guys later

Let's pretend it's not for the sake of entertainment.

Reveal the keks!!

Oh come the fuck on. /thread

Op here im curious now who the fuck are you

Let's see her face

Im the one whos been giving you advice. Im just here because I wanna see the reveal

Op here no samefag genuinely curious

Dude its Dante, why the fuck didn't you come to me first you dipshit? Stay the fuck home I'm at work right now

Oh well I guess. Probably one of your boyfriends

Dude wtf how did you know this is none of you business kek why would i stay home

I think Dante wants to make your threesome a foursome, Daniel.

>Eat pussy

Its my brother i didnt tell him shit kek

Its my damn business because you live in my fucking house. Text me now!

He may still want to make your threesome a foursome. Tag team powers activate.

Is this why you replied to my thread bro you want in kek gtfo

Pretty sure I'm the only one here still.