I found out my blood type today and I don't like it. Sup Forums how can i change it?!?...

I found out my blood type today and I don't like it. Sup Forums how can i change it?!??! it is really stressing me out and want it changing as soon as possible

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Kill yourself and reroll in your next life.

Let me guess, it is Zero negative?

you have to remove all of the old blood first, and after one hour your kidneys start manufacturing new blood, as long as you are your vegetables as a kid it should change your voice

Remove all of your blood while transfusing in someone else's. Don't worry about rejection, if you remove your own blood it won't matter!

Only way to change is to :

Kill your bonemarrow via chemotherapy.
Then replace it with compatible bone marrow of another blood type.

This is why sometimes bone marrow transplant recipients get a new blood type after treatment.

you don't change your blood type you stay with it

>convert to Buddhism
>believe in reincarnation
>kill yourself

or better yet

>be atheist
>don't believe in reincarnation
>kill yourself

Everybody wins in scenario 2

but i googled it and it people said i can, are you calling me a liar

Step 1: find out what blood type you have
Step 2: find out whay blood you want to have
Step 3: find a victim with that blood type, kill him, remove all blood.
Step 4: Stab yourself, let all the blood fall out, make sure there is nothing left.
Step 5: Put the blood of the victim you killed in your body.

Here you go!

No he's calling you an idiot. Who cares what your blood type is

Tell us what your blood type is and why it's stressing you out so much OP

Drink bleach, it will eliminate some antibodies and change your receptors, a friend of mine tried it and his bloodtype became O

Eat the semen of a man with the blood type you want.

baby first troll. Answers were posted already. 1/10

This made sense but I still didn't believe you.

Turns out it's true.

nationalcmlsociety.org/faq/stem-cellbone-marrow-transplant

Is this thread still alive?

yes it is

Okay good, hows life?

that is the most common for whites

anyone else notice the satire?
the similarity between OP not happy with his biological blood type and wanting to change it and lets say..the gender bullshit and all the other shenanigans our good friends over at tumblr get into