Hey Sup Forums, starting off homeless guy here as of 4 hours ago.
What should I do as my first act of homelessness?
Hey Sup Forums, starting off homeless guy here as of 4 hours ago
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Buy a house
>>Cum it, I'll just cum these things I cum and cum the cum Ima cum.
Kill the boy
join ISIS
GET DRUNK ON THE BEACH YO
Search through some trashcans
Get off Sup Forums and never return
>>will suck cock for food
Shit yourself
buy a home
Start sucking some D.
bomb a mosque
Huff some gold spray paint
do you have a car?
if not then locate a good shelter or find somewhere to sleep. I spend a week in february outside before I found a good place
Well for starters I would advise to get some blankets and a good supply of food. Also talk to the other friendly homeless, cause the other niggers are either mentally unstable or they just plain suck
Holy shit! I recognize that gay blowjob!
that pic is hilarious I just wish it was a video where these guys are confronted to catch a predator style
Go to general relief , apply for welfare money and food stamps, your worker will help u get a job and emergency housing at a motel
do pic related
Do some criminal shit and get arrested.
A bed, a roof over your head, and three square meals a day.
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
>apply for welfare money and food stamps,
this can be very difficult to do depending on your local law without an address etc.
dubs confirm
buy gym membership, take showers there, use toilet there, workout if u want, sit in lobby all day because you havenowhere else to go
Find other homeless guy and spit in his face so he can wash
you should probably smoke crack and steal shit
drink too much, then piss your pants and get angry at passers by.
Good advice right here.
follow your dubs, son
fight another bum for his shit
check'd
Homeless with access to Sup Forums? Hm?
Assuming not full of shit, do you want to be homeless? What resources do you have available? Why are you homeless?
go to a public library if you havent shit yourself/smell like a drunk etc
great way to pass time
>Homeless with access to Sup Forums?
I was homeless for a few months couple of years ago. I had a smartphone and a solar charger. Free wifi is everywhere
saw a couple of guys with laptops even
i was homeless for 3 years just me and my dog
Ok then answer the rest of the questions please. I have a foolproof method to fix being homeless, assuming you're not either a drug addict or homeless by choice
Where the fuck do you live? Japan?
I'm not OP
Copenhagen, Denmark. It is easy to find in all major cities. For example here every public library and bus have free wifi
Nice nigger dog
k then i guess op is kill
Well where I'm from you struggle to find a homeless person with his own guitar. Must be luxury to see them wanking over real porn and not into a public bin.
Round up all the other homeless and take over the city
read this
you hide your valuables when out in the open and many shelters offer a locked closet to keep some stuff in during the day. Showing anything valuable can get you mugged or worse real quick
100% thug dog. i could make him bite people just by looking at them in an angry way. he bit their knee and dragged them to me. then i could tell him to piss on them by making a clicking sound with my mouth. i killed and gutted wildlife to feed him. rabbit, deer, pidgin and the odd lamb.
take up heroin