Hey Sup Forums, starting off homeless guy here as of 4 hours ago

Hey Sup Forums, starting off homeless guy here as of 4 hours ago.
What should I do as my first act of homelessness?

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Buy a house

>>Cum it, I'll just cum these things I cum and cum the cum Ima cum.

Kill the boy

join ISIS

GET DRUNK ON THE BEACH YO

Search through some trashcans

Get off Sup Forums and never return

>>will suck cock for food

Shit yourself

buy a home

Start sucking some D.

bomb a mosque

Huff some gold spray paint

do you have a car?

if not then locate a good shelter or find somewhere to sleep. I spend a week in february outside before I found a good place

Well for starters I would advise to get some blankets and a good supply of food. Also talk to the other friendly homeless, cause the other niggers are either mentally unstable or they just plain suck

Holy shit! I recognize that gay blowjob!

that pic is hilarious I just wish it was a video where these guys are confronted to catch a predator style

Go to general relief , apply for welfare money and food stamps, your worker will help u get a job and emergency housing at a motel

do pic related

Do some criminal shit and get arrested.
A bed, a roof over your head, and three square meals a day.

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

>apply for welfare money and food stamps,
this can be very difficult to do depending on your local law without an address etc.

dubs confirm

buy gym membership, take showers there, use toilet there, workout if u want, sit in lobby all day because you havenowhere else to go

Find other homeless guy and spit in his face so he can wash

you should probably smoke crack and steal shit

drink too much, then piss your pants and get angry at passers by.

Good advice right here.

follow your dubs, son

fight another bum for his shit

check'd

Homeless with access to Sup Forums? Hm?
Assuming not full of shit, do you want to be homeless? What resources do you have available? Why are you homeless?

go to a public library if you havent shit yourself/smell like a drunk etc

great way to pass time

>Homeless with access to Sup Forums?

I was homeless for a few months couple of years ago. I had a smartphone and a solar charger. Free wifi is everywhere

saw a couple of guys with laptops even

i was homeless for 3 years just me and my dog

Ok then answer the rest of the questions please. I have a foolproof method to fix being homeless, assuming you're not either a drug addict or homeless by choice

Where the fuck do you live? Japan?

I'm not OP

Copenhagen, Denmark. It is easy to find in all major cities. For example here every public library and bus have free wifi

Nice nigger dog

k then i guess op is kill

Well where I'm from you struggle to find a homeless person with his own guitar. Must be luxury to see them wanking over real porn and not into a public bin.

Round up all the other homeless and take over the city

homelesshandbook.0catch.com/

read this

you hide your valuables when out in the open and many shelters offer a locked closet to keep some stuff in during the day. Showing anything valuable can get you mugged or worse real quick

100% thug dog. i could make him bite people just by looking at them in an angry way. he bit their knee and dragged them to me. then i could tell him to piss on them by making a clicking sound with my mouth. i killed and gutted wildlife to feed him. rabbit, deer, pidgin and the odd lamb.

take up heroin