When did you realise Kim Kardashian is the modern day Cleopatra?

When did you realise Kim Kardashian is the modern day Cleopatra?

never

EY YO

Get back in the kitchen, op.

Her body is fucking horrific, just looking at her disgusting, disproportionate, fatass figure makes my face cringe in pain.

you better start realising or your pretty much 100% gay

are you only attracted to men?

Probably has fake tits.
Probably has a fake ass.
The only reason people talk about her is because of how fake of a person in general she is

>nope.

I bet she gets her cellulite blasted with lasers monthly.

YO HOL UP

she is literally 120% real

>smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>steals
SO U BE SAYIN
>gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>eats a skittle
AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
>collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
>licks teeth then smacks lips
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
>does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN

>opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE WUZ
>dindu nuffins
FINNA WE WUZ
>sucks air through teeth
AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ
>pulls up sagging pants
SO WE WUZ
>instinctively looks around for the police
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
>faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
>scopes dem titties
SO WE WUZ
>shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
>chucks spear
AYYOOO SOM FINNA
>sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
>strokes welfare check pensively
WE WUZ
>throws up gang sign
SOM FINNA
>swings from basket ball hoop
WE WUZ
>grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
>participates in drive by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
>converts to islam
U SAYIN WE WUZ
>repeated world star yelling in background
SOM FINNA
>sells crack
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGZ N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>evolves from primate

If so, then she literally has nothing else going for her. I'm in no way shape or form attracted to her. I wouldn't even

When she married her brother and entered Alexandria on a purple barge

Cleopatra was known to be homely due to inbreeding to preserve the royal bloodline.

yes kim is also royal

is that cos your as gay as anderson cooper?

i mean if you're attracted to women with plastic inside of them.

Annoying voice
Annoying face
Annoying fake ass
Annoying personality

Literally shopped.

Absolutely disgusting, I'd pick Bailey Jay over her.

>being a literal faggot

cleopatra wasn't fat

Wait, there are varying degrees of gay? What percent gay is to blow a guy? Is it more or less percent gay to stick it in a guy or have a guy stick it in you? Is there such thing as a certain percent straight? Does Bi mean 50% straight and 50% gay?

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!

Thinly veiled facebook thread, fuck this retarded prostitute. Fuck OP for being a massive faggot. Fuck this thread.

SAGE

Cleopatra wasn't a hobbit