You walk into your room and find this in your bed. What do you do, Sup Forums?

You walk into your room and find this in your bed. What do you do, Sup Forums?

Fuck it suck it and take it home

Fuck it again and again. Hot as fuck.

get the gun... trespassing is a killing offence.

call the police

Do nothing, because im gay.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Tell him to gtfo because he's not a good trap.

Execute it for being a disgusting tranny

Politely ask her to assume the missionary position in order to commence procreation.

source?

Omg!

How can u turn 360 and go away?

You'd have to moonwalk away i guess

U dumb motherfucker

Fuck

I would fucking kill it and then myself cuz i'm a fucking retard

I always get turned off as soon as I notice the faint shadow of a mustache on these faggots. They all ought to get laser hair removal or something.

Samefag.

Tell OP they are a faggot.
OP... you're a faggot

i see no mustache. Many biological girls have mustache though

Suck her cute, feminine penis until she cums in my mouth. Swallow that sweet, sweet t-girl cum. Mmmmm.

U fucked up pretty hard here

I'm not the fucking gay ass nigga who was a funny joker and wrote >u can't turn 360 cuz my ass hurts of all the niggerdicks inside

source

samefag

I found a video of OP

>get turned off by the shadow of a mustache
>not by the dick

sigh

Niggerfag

sex

What does N 0 mean exactly?

Is that some kind of sneaky lizard haxxor shit u pullin up there???????????????????!!!!!!¿¿¿¿¿¿

source holy shit

welp... I'm now gay cause I'm fucking the hell out of that.

the real question is what woold you do if you walked and saw this

>i see no mustache.
you must be blind then

>Many biological girls have mustache though
Yeah, and I don't want to fuck them either

muh feminine penis

No seriously though I know I'm a huge faggot for this but I don't mind the dick as long as they actually look like a girl otherwise

That's so rare as to be fucking unicorn territory though, I have never and will never actually fuck anything with a dick in real life because I don't get turned on by things that look like men.

It already is in your home

I proceed to beat that faggot into submission with an axe handle, then I kill him. No court will convict me because I'll make sure of it.

i would eat that ass like a fucking madman then fuck it as hard as i can no homo

>no homo

fuck it because im not a faggot

Grab the shotgun from my closet and order it out of my house before I kill it.

>I don't mind the dick as long as they actually look like a girl otherwise

Thailand would be a good place for you

turn around 360 and run away