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baba heems beet

literally no chance pal

i would tell you to kill yourself but i have to much respect for Beet

you're fucking joking. beets boxing record is str8 wins and all by KO. baba has amateur striking training and thats it.

Baba's record speaks for itself

only if he can stop the single leg, beet is past his prime

The hero of /heem/

that's only because beet is scared to sign on the dotted line bud

be careful

Lads why was the EFN commentator so based. It was so refreshing to hear someone just speak his mind, rather than tell us THIS FIGHTER MUST WIN TO CEMENT HIS LEGACY IN MMA.

Even earlier in the night he basically said Fedor fought cans who weren't on his skill level after his losses.

He made it out of the arena safe, right?

he's probably getting in trouble for harsh words desu

>no RFA on in the OP

OP youre too poor to afford directv, huh? Youre a a broke little bitch arent you?

I'd love to bloody you up.

/Heem/ FC 1 cannot come soon enough

Beet vs Baba will be FIREWORKS

Name ONE good UFC fighter to come out of RFA.

I would heem you in the first exchange kiddo

Supposed Twitter of EFN commentator mobile.twitter.com/RomanMazurovEFN
Made hours ago though so take it for whatever

Reminder that Fedora got BTFO

which robert de niro film is this webm from?

Name one good one to come out of lellator or WSOF. Lombard got heemed by Hendo and Alvarez can barely win decisions.

No, you wouldn't in fact, you'd tuck tail and try to run away but I'd run you down.

>mobile.twitter.com/RomanMazurovEFN
This is literally you or one of you goofs

That fucking combination

Seems like an epic parody account

Raging Baba

Was always conscious, he got himself in that situation thanks to luck from fabio.

Should have been a draw desu

>"people" disrespecting fedor
baka where did all these casuals come from

*tips*

>lellator
Future Lightweight title holder Eddie Alvarez
Future Lightweight title holder Will Brooks

instagram.com/p/BGxVoFdMhs1/

What are they talking about?

...

Why isn't he fighting? What the hell is going on in the Octagon?

he's trying to convince rory to let him babysit his kid

Wow
I guess this shows once again the effectiveness of Fedor's striking
Once Fedor started throwing those shovelhooks there was nothing Maldonado could do

are russian shovelhooks the best strike in MMA?

...

thanks for the laugh mate

REAL thread

Baba costs too much. We'll have to find a different midget who will fight for cheap

Juice v Koksal

Who wins?

Go here when this thread is done
Don't take first until then ;)

malbobabo just froze up at the fence as always... for a "experienced" boxer, he sure has a hard time with the concept of circling out

this is why mods hate us....

What would the mods do if they didn't have people to ban? Why would they hate us?

because you dumbfucks make multiple heem threads

who cares, they do it for free

Do you think Fedor will have brain damage when he's older?

They give the mods a sense of purpose

"It should be very clear, for example, what constitutes a 10-8 round. And yet, we continue to see scores that indicate judges are simply unwilling to give them. March’s UFC Fight Night 85 meeting between Neil Magny and Hector Lombard is a fight that saw a wild swing in momentum from Round 1 to Round 2. In McCarthy’s course, its second round is distinguished as one of only two 10-7 rounds in modern MMA history. Yet not only did judges not score it that way, they all scored it 10-9 for Magny, whose unanswered punches on Lombard prompted criticism of the referee for allowing the fight to continue."

the god big john mccarthy agrees with me you dumbshit

ohh the real thread is one with 2 posts. fuck off. we're gonna get moved to asp because of you faggots

how does it feel knowing nobody entered your autistic thread? Next time put in a little more effort shithead

unlikely, unless he goes full goodridge

I found some shitty amateur mma that is live if anybody wants to watch

bellator.spike.com/live
bellator.spike.com/live

>when

>mfw someone says a cuss word

is kimbo slice fighting?

damn, banks is the most boring kind of fighter.

Anybody watching WSOF also think this marcellino chucklehead tapped from that guillotine?

this thread doesn't even have a link to the six month HD PPV UFC pass goofs

just give up and die already

New interview from the Robotinator being awkward around a female:
youtu.be/_NmHDZcVHFg?t=4m40s
awkward.

This qt did 3 interviews with him and the entire time dominick's staring away from her and figiting with his hands.

are we staying here or migrating to other thread?

This part?

here it was posted first and has more posts, samefag central in other

somebody make a silent webbum/gif from the point where she says "Well dominick" @~4:40 till the end of the video. Captures his autism.

Doesn't look like he wants to stop fighting, or he just needs the money. I mean, the guy has been considered the greatest of all time and I suppose his ego (and his manager) will force him to continue. Not saying he will go on a Bob Sapp world tour but he will fight cans until he sits in a wheel chair.

who won?

Yeah. Seeing it again maybe not so much

shit DJ

you don't know what autism is

Sometimes things can look like taps when they aren't

WSOF>bellator

fuck, I hope not - then again he has those debts...

of course he does, he has it

ROBBERY

>WSOF
>Good Judges

riot at wsof

THAT WAS BAD JUDGE

is dom a draw at all? he tells the rest of the division to make yourself known and see how they sell fights before he fights them. but is he a draw himself?

What happened here? Did they reset or call it?

hi adan

someone tweet this to beet so it can become a reality

Sort of but he's not reaching his full potential as a personality outside of mma. Doesn't matter though. He's the champ.

>Wake up, Michael. It's all over.

what kinda dumbass would slap there opponents leg? he deserves that loss

Hendos chin is shit tier now

BisGOAT heems him

I would but i have no twitter account, somebody do it.
>twitter.com/Beetlepimp?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

Other thread, this one was started 30 posts early by a literal autist. It's not the real thread.

Who could Fedor beat at HW? I'll start with Bigfoot.

Called it.

you kidding me? Lombard landed clean shots and couldn't heem him

>is dom a draw

nah, but at least he's not hated as much as he was in his younger days... people kinda forgot that he's an asshole

Hendo was basically out

Michael's gonna have to pick up his chin off the canvas on his way out.

he gets stunned easier but he wakes up quick still.

yeah, no. Either Jacare or old man hendo takes your belt