Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Claim your waifu and discuss.

Obligatory claim.

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Dio-sama...

Yeah, it's hard to find a bad donut.
>I don't think I've ever seen a donut place not run by asians
>holy shit

Not particularly.

That makes sense.

>Sure thing

Just hanging out, talking. Nothing too big.

Good job on that pun, I always have a few up up my sleeve I can never use. Heh.

Skyrim

kagami claimed!!
talking to you

Britfag Maki Claim

>off by one
that seems reasonable!
>best of luck
>send me shit
that is exactly how i feel.
like holy shit i love watching them fuck shit up and terrorize visitors
smoking weed, petting kittens, watching American Dad, and talking to a cutie
>also shitposting mai waifu
>talking morrowind
EROTIC

Akiko claimed

>Lala the Dullahan
Top tier claim
It's a shame Lala got so little screen time. She has a whole manga dedicated to her and I would've loved a season 2

>Homura
Oh well in case you missed everything: I blackmailed people and struggled with Paypal trying to buy Overwatch

Our extra chef is Hispanic though...


I'm sure you have a firm grasp of puns

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Ryougi Shiki claimed

but i don't like being productive

How many waifus can I have?

none
kys

Just came back after a jog.

>Claimed

none if you ask that

That sucks... but at least you enjoy being here, lets count that as interesting.

Did you install 100Gb worth of mods yet?

I saw that coming...

>and terrorize visitors
Sadly all mine does is run away from them, my cat personality is a really unique one.

Sheit... did you blackmail someone on the thread or what? Did you succeed? Tell me more.

Just one if you have any trace of dignity.

Kinda, its made by Paradox, the same people who make the crusader kings, europa universalis, hearts of iron, and victoria games if you've played any of those.
The hardest part really is starting.
Yeah now you're realizing it, its not one of those things you think about but its surprising when you do.
Consensual rape.

Claiming the purest idol.

Yuru Yuri was fairly enjoyable, and Kiniro was only watchable because of Karen and Aya.
I'm glad Maki appealed to you, friend. And thanks for the gif. I wonder when I'll be able to use it...

Did you manage to purchase Overwatch? Also, did you see my reply to you last thread?

I love Okami.

All of them

more than one waifu ruin your laifu

Belongs to the nords

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>remember to only have one waifu
>more than one waifu will ruin your laifu

Rory claimed.
How are we /waifu/?

Right after I got that internet connection and external hard drive.

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So long as you are not leading a glorious Communist revolution, you should be fine


Found Syndra

Those quads might motivate me to

You give any of the bands I recommended a listen?

Welcome back from your jog, handsome.

Yeah, they fit pretty well in the palm of my hand.

Best kind

Heyo, Tats.

Heyo, Rory. How are ya?

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you did??
damn, i didn't want you too.....

I'm the only non-asian person there.

I guess so.

It's weird.
>nice quads

Hi Rory.

shitposting always. you?
that's good enough for me

Welcome back. I hope your run was enjoyable.

Hey there, Rory. I'm doing good. What about you? How are you today?

Do it.
Yup.
Yeah it is.
Thanks.

Kill me now, I've only read those names once in a while. They sound like really good strategy games.
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The soundtrack is great as well, also listening to this now, it's an album of Ghibli covers in jazz and it's amazing.
youtube.com/watch?v=Xr-INucDWnE

Oh sweet, any particular mod you're enjoying? I might be confusing you with another tomoko but didn't you have problems with tight hard drive size?

Nice quads, Holstaur.
Feeling better than the last 2 days.
Pretty much waiting to go to work.
Hey Galko
A little unhappy that I have to leave for work early today, but otherwise good.

Alright alright just one waifu then
One waifu and one gf irl may be enough probably

Hey Rory!

May have almost killed my character by failing a bunch of swim checks, but good thing the wizard cast a water-breathing spell on me...

You might say you know them like the back of your hand...


I prefer tender love-making in front of a fire in a cabin, want to join?

Wow, immigrants or first-generation?

Just remember to be complacent to the capitalist system that is destroying you

But I'm lazy!

>blackmail someone on the thread
No, some old bros that owe me big time (like 18-year prison sentence big time). I talked them into giving me 20 dollers each so I could buy the overwatch. Normally I don't use them for such petty shit but they were playing it themselves and I gotta remind them from time to time that they owe me

No and no
My Paypal is still being a fucking jew, not letting me buy shit unless I verify with a creditcard. But i don't have a fucking creditcard

Hello Rory, how's the baking?
I'm ok

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Oh, I found this car in my city Homu. Thought you'd appreciate it.
>Rory-sama

My nigga.

Up to anything?

First-generation, I think.

I know that feel, fam. What do you work as?

That sucks, man. Any idea how you can resolve it without getting a credit card?
>Here's my reply from the last thread
Oh, neat! You'll get to experience the wonders of Overwatch for the first time, then. Soldier 76 is always a decent option to start with. If you have a steady hand and enjoy sniping, try Widowmaker before Hanzo. Junkrat is also a nice hero to start out with, as his arsenal and skill set is highly versatile. If you want to support, both Mercy and Lúcio are very good choices.
Genji is probably one of the hardest to play, same with Tracer, so save them for later, as they require a lot of map awareness and good reactions, seeing how they are very fast-paced heroes.
>Immigrants
I don't really dislike them per say, but I really think that they should at least try and learn some rudimentary lines and try to be able to get their point across. It's unrealistic for them to think that the entire country they immigrate to is supposed to learn their language.
I've got one chill dude at work who has been working with me for almost a year. He must have been spending several hours every day since he got here, as he almost sounds like he grew up here. Mad respect for that guy.

It was decent, exhausted now though

early because that'll waste time.

>gf irl
What a loser, i bet you also have a social life

/sarcasm

No, I still only have the DLC.

>someone finally acknowledging me
thanks fam

Mugi.

Mhmmm

Glad you're feeling better, man. Up to much right now?

>more hand puns

I mean yeah, I'm up for anything.

>early because that'll waste time.
meant for

oh shit phone refreshed after i sent that

whats REALLY good

>Mugi

Maybe it was easy to predict because talking with you is interesting as well.

>No, some old bros that owe me big time (like 18-year prison sentence big time)
Jesus I didn't know you had such thug connects, that's pretty awesome.

>MadoHomu car
>pink stars and shit
This man has taste, thanks for showing me this!

Oh... Right... So what kind of character are you building?

Claiming Seaport Hime.

So they speak good English? Lucky


Well, I wasn't thinking I'd get any opposition (the movement of touching your thumb to your fingertips since no one else is going to get this pun) from you
Maybe later on steam?

awwwww....thanks homu!!!!

No problem, man.

I'll finally know why I can never sleep well tomorrow.

Yep.

They really are if you like grand strategy games.
Thanks.
So am I and I still go 3-4 times a week.
Just Stellaris.
Welcome.

>trip-dubs and revealing clothing
I think I'll go for a run before bed myself. Feeling the fatigue as you enter bed is perfect.
How's Overwatch treating you? Found a main yet?

Hey cowbro.

>the worst kind of death in d+d - failing a basic skill check
I feel ya man.
What baking? I dont need to do muffins today.
>planning on doing coffee ones tomorrow
Cook in a uni cafe. Sudden booking of 10 people at 9am today, they say just for coffee but if the usual rush hits at the same time the other guy is fucked.
Just lying in bed, staying warm and shit.
Well Im staying till 7:30pm at the latest, Im in 3 long days and the Saturday already and I swapped a full weeks shifts with him because his back was fucked on Sunday. So Im working the week he would be and the last Saturday shift for 2 months.
I called it the Madocar or the Homurolla.
>its a Corolla
>if I see it for sale and I have the money and my own place Ill totally get it

The wood elf died. Heavy armor and dual daggers is a terrible build for stealth.

How about you guys roll for me.

First 0 picks anything, first come, first serve.

Necessary:
Race
Name
Class
First Faction Questline
Civil War Allegiance

I like short shorts

Running a special kind of rp gimmick?
Also Orc

Orc
Noodle
Bowmage
Companions
Imperials

we have winner!!!
>imperials
you milkdrinker

My boss has a heavy ascent and doesn't understand anything not stated literally, and her husband probably know about 500 words in English, most if which relate to food and cooking

No, that would be a house rule my DM had for a while, where a crit fail on an attack roll meant you had to either use a table (which was brutal) and attach yourself. Confirming a crit on youself and dying happened to me
Maybe I can just start jogging and some cardio, got to stay cute for Hand

Respect to you for being a cook. And props for not letting that one single guy get slammed with orders.
>9am
Living in Asia?

Not much, Mugi. Just hanging out as usual, you know how it is.

How about you, adorable?

Eh, maybe. I'm not sure.

Sounds relaxing, man. Glad your day's going warm.

suppose i better get driving now. cya guys later.

drive safe!!!

>cues in Gorillaz - Kids with Guns, but saying girls instead of kids

I do enjoy strategy, lets say I'm afraid of playing civ because whenever I do I only stop when the day is over. AoE and C&C were great as well.

>Heavy Armor
>Stealth
Touché, in unmodded skyrim sneak is by far the most OP tree but it doesn't work with heavy armor.
I would suggest you to play a spellblade, sword in MH, destruction or healing spell on OH, but cba picking the rest for you. Good luck with whatever you get.

Aha but wouldn't you rather get a best demigoddess car?

I am aware of the quads
But
Aren't trips always good banter as well?

>If trips get, every waifu of this thread must be given to me this very instant!

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See you later, friendo.

Stay safe on the road, Jenny.

Whew that's a wall of text
>the wonders of Overwatch for the first time
I guess but I'll probably get shat on every game for the first few weeks. Thanks for the tips bro

>such thug connects
>suppressed memories HO!
I have a clean crime record, mostly because I never got caught. Growing up in poverty tends to make you end up in those circles. I never did the heavy stuff though, and those days are now behind me. I'm pretty sure at least two of them also quit, but I know that one of them still makes runs. It's only a matter of time before he makes a wrong move. Looking back I'm really glad I didn't get involved with those guys more.
I'm happy being on their good side. But I don't really talk about that for obvious reasons. All I will say is that I once helped them got rid of something while they were on the run. And now I blackmail them into buying me vidyas

Aren't you a specialized bakery? I thought you made all the cakes and stuff

Time to hyperventilate

Fuck...

That sucks, man.

>guns

>off by 3
Wew lad

That was a pretty fine attempt, stay strong trips user. How was your day?

>Imperials
You shit.

An Imperial Orcish Bowmage named Noodle?

You shitter shit

I'm finally done with that toxic drivers ed class so I pretty happy about that
Other than that not much

Thanks Dio

I'm loving Genji, but not sure yet!

How have you been?
Anything is better than nothing really, just make sure you run on a track or something, running on concrete for a long time fucks up your knees.

yes!!!! that's the best lol

I'm doing well. Half-asleep, as usual.

Maybe next time


I stopped trying to explain somethings, just letting things go as they go

I'll be sure to do that

Shit that was close, maybe next time
Don't stop believing trips guy

better luck next time trips user!! how's your day goin??

Good morning

I don't know I couldn't really enjoy it. It felt pointless. At least with love live I liked the songs

You might enjoy Stellaris then.
You're getting closer, never give up.

heya hanako!!! did you poke your heart or somethin???

Hey!

>Pats

>I have a clean crime record, mostly because I never got caught.
>mfw I smoke weed regularly for almost 5 years and never got caught.
I mostly do it inside now, but back in my high school it was routine to do it outside on lunch and I saw pretty much all of my friends get caught and taken to the department at least once. I always got lucky somehow. Sounds like for a poorfag you got a pretty nice system to get your vidyas.

As someone who loves seeing women with big guns I approve this pic.

I see you're stocking up on cute Kagami pics... I'm not sure if I should feel happy or scared about this.

Too bad I already have tons and tons of games to play, but Stellaris looks super interesting and I will definitely get into it some day, thanks for the recommendation.

Australia.
My DMs use crit fails on attacks hit others. If it was a friend or foe situation, 50% chance it hit the friend.
Rory car would be preferable, but thats a custom job and I know of 2 people who would love it.
Nice try, only off by 3 this time.
No, only the muffins. Everything else is bought in and we just bake it for the front.
I do enjoy messing with people
>enjoy your run :D
Morning Hanako

they are the best for real. and its amazing to call pokemon names and have animals show up and demand attention
aaaaamaaaaaaziiiing giiiiiif
hooooow sweeeeeeet daaaat aaaaassss
thaat fleeeeew aaand spuuuuun aaaroooooooouuuuuuuund
iiii ooooonce waaas loooost
but noooooooow aaaaaam found
waaaaas bliiiiiind buuuuutt noooooowwww
caaaaan seeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ah shit you caught me

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Good.

Yeah, don't they have trouble with indirect statements?

It's the only one I have involving guns.