Corrupt a wish

Corrupt a wish.

The rules are simple. Grant the wish of the person before you and add a twist. Then make your own wish.

Example:
>I wish I could fly.
>You can now fly but you can never stop. I wish mlp fandom would die.

I Wish I had an eight inch cock

I wish I would be the richest person in the world

You are now the richest person in the world but an incurable disease kills you and your money is lost.

But the money you are rich with loses all value in 100 minutes

Camnt get hard

I wish I could freeze time

Mlp fans die but so does the knowledge of time travel

you have an 8 inch cock but to compensate you have erectile dysfunction

you are frozen as well

Atoms also freeze aka immobilized

Move time backward and forward

I Wish my words became true

You're supposed to make a wish too, dipshits, not just ruin other people's.

one second at a time

I wish I can control other people's minds

Wish I had a better PC or laptop

Your words become true, but everone else lies.
I wish this thread dies.

Your words become true as in they spawn in front of you in 3d

Mop fandom does out, at the same time the number of basement dwelling weaboos quadruples globably

only thing you can say is "I want to get raped by niggers"

I want to breathe under water

Your words become true but the only sentence you are ever allowed to say again is "my penis is covered in fire ants."

The thread dies but an exact copy is posted. I Wish Donald trump becomes president.

granted but you live on mars

but all other threads are traps porn webms of your mum

every person but you dies, making you technically the richest person

You can control minds but only for 12.5 seconds a day. I wish I was Jhonny Depp

>I Wish Donald trump becomes president.
you lose to hillary

>laptop
Its a mac.

Wish granted, you can control other people's mind, but you establish a link with these people and you feel what they feel.

I wish I wasn't alone

Donald trump actually becomes president.

You can not unfreeze it

You have now become Johnny deep but he has become a wanted criminal. I wish I could meet God.

You are Johnny depp but you can only act in movies directed by Tim Burton
>Oh wait...

You're surrounded by murderers and rapists.

I wish my job didn't suck.

Oh damn, sex is going to feel crazy

You're no longer alone, but now have the company of a pack of starved lions

You're doing it wrong faggot

I wish my dick had the effect of Cupid's arrows.

You meet god and he damms u to hell. I wish the purge was a thing.

Your job doesn't suck but you don't get paid at all and have no income whatsoever
I wish I could play any instrument in the world

He does.
But he chooses hillary as his running mate and he dies of mysterious causes a Month in office

> can breath under water
cant swim

Your job becomes the most fun workplace on earth but you're fired the next day. I wish I was an Oscar Myer wiener.

You are no longer alone. Because you now share a single bedroom apartment with 6 niggers.

They literally shoot arrows and chase internal bleeding and tearage every time you use it.

Your job is awesome, but you're foreveralone.iso

I wish I'm 3 inches taller

Every time you use it, they fall in love, but like real arrows... they kill your partner.

I wish humanity suddenly became a type 2 civilization.

Your job doesn't suck anymore, but instead it blows.
I wish I was the most attractive human being alive.

I wish for that the idea of killing myself no longer being my happy place

I wish I was decent at math.

No girl will ever become close anyways this is alredy corrupted

You can no longer breathe out of water.

I wish I could die.

You are a literal genius at math... you just have short term memory loss. You do the same equation over and over and over.

I wish that I was fucking Kelly Ripa.

You're a genius in mathematics but are unable to convey any of your ideas

you can, and do so instantly

I wish i could shapeshift

Be kind plox

kek

You can only shapeshift into a bucket of water.

You are. But now you are totally autistic and have no social skills.

the only shapes you could change into are different sized anal beads

You can now makeshift, but only into penises. I wish I had X-Ray vision.

You are now Kelly Ripa

I wish I could rewind time by 30 seconds at will to rectify mistakes

Nobody will consider you as a partner because they think you're too far above their level and shirk away from your advances.

I wish my family wasn't broken.

Holly fuck man.
granted, now being a father becomes your happy place but you can never become one.

You can only shapeshift into a dragon dildo.

I wish I were an omnipotent being.

you can only see underneath people's skins

I wish I can sing

Wish you WERE fucking Kelly Ripa you colossal faggot.

You are now omnipotent and also impotent

I wish I could read women's minds

You are now omnipotent but it drives you mad and you commit suicide. I wish I had a pet rock.

>the family ain't broken anymore, but you're all retarded when you speak to each other

I wish I could finish all of my projects

She gives you multiple STDs.

You create a rock too heavy for you to lift, making you not omnipotent.

I want to make Masha Babko mai waifu. pic related.

Hey thats pretty good thanks

i wish to be lucky

I wish she loved me back

You can shapeshift into anything you want, but never the same thing more than once, including yourself.

then I wander around underwater, I'll be the best underwater welder

she's now your wifu, but her dick is too big to fit in your ass

>I wish I could walk through walls and be invisible

Wish granted, your happy place is now the bottom of the next bottle of liquor.

I wish I could pull anything off a screen In to real life.

You are fucking Kelly ripa, but it's because you broke into her home and raped her so you end up in jail for the rest of your life.

You can now go back in time to rectify past mistakes, but doing so will affect the future in a negative way.

I wish I was a really good guitar player.

i wish i can talk too fruit whenever i want too but silence them when i don't like it

Wish granted but it either away in five minutes. I wish I was a dragon.

You can read women's minds, so the govt kidnaps you and dissects your brain.

The pet rock comes to life and crushes you in your sleep and has sex with your lifeless body.

you are now a really good guitar player, but you no longer have hands.

i wish i was a cool guy

fuck a group of traps (not bear traps or some shit i already know where someone wants to take this)

You are invisible for everyone and forever.

You are now a dragon, but you have no wings or legs.

I wish I was king of England

You now play guitar like the gods, but you're massively retarded and obese

>I wish my consciousness could travel through the internet

You are a dragon, but you are now a dragon in the time of the dinosaurs (meaning that there are other dinosaurs, possibly stronger than you, that can kill you)

Wish granted, however you can only pull the things desired from the screen through your sphincter.

I wish that Sup Forums would get rid of traps for good.

purge is real
youre grounded
i wish my girl was a milf

You randomly fall through chairs you're sitting in.

the fruit whispers to you whilst you sleep in a bid to slowly drive you mad

You can talk to fruit, but they don't talk back.

I wish I was the best football player in the world

She loves you deeply, but dies in a car crash.

I wish the new Assasins Creed movie would be good.