Corrupt a wish.
The rules are simple. Grant the wish of the person before you and add a twist. Then make your own wish.
Example:
>I wish I could fly.
>You can now fly but you can never stop. I wish mlp fandom would die.
Corrupt a wish.
The rules are simple. Grant the wish of the person before you and add a twist. Then make your own wish.
Example:
>I wish I could fly.
>You can now fly but you can never stop. I wish mlp fandom would die.
I Wish I had an eight inch cock
I wish I would be the richest person in the world
You are now the richest person in the world but an incurable disease kills you and your money is lost.
But the money you are rich with loses all value in 100 minutes
Camnt get hard
I wish I could freeze time
Mlp fans die but so does the knowledge of time travel
you have an 8 inch cock but to compensate you have erectile dysfunction
you are frozen as well
Atoms also freeze aka immobilized
Move time backward and forward
I Wish my words became true
You're supposed to make a wish too, dipshits, not just ruin other people's.
one second at a time
I wish I can control other people's minds
Wish I had a better PC or laptop
Your words become true, but everone else lies.
I wish this thread dies.
Your words become true as in they spawn in front of you in 3d
Mop fandom does out, at the same time the number of basement dwelling weaboos quadruples globably
only thing you can say is "I want to get raped by niggers"
I want to breathe under water
Your words become true but the only sentence you are ever allowed to say again is "my penis is covered in fire ants."
The thread dies but an exact copy is posted. I Wish Donald trump becomes president.
granted but you live on mars
but all other threads are traps porn webms of your mum
every person but you dies, making you technically the richest person
You can control minds but only for 12.5 seconds a day. I wish I was Jhonny Depp
>I Wish Donald trump becomes president.
you lose to hillary
>laptop
Its a mac.
Wish granted, you can control other people's mind, but you establish a link with these people and you feel what they feel.
I wish I wasn't alone
Donald trump actually becomes president.
You can not unfreeze it
You have now become Johnny deep but he has become a wanted criminal. I wish I could meet God.
You are Johnny depp but you can only act in movies directed by Tim Burton
>Oh wait...
You're surrounded by murderers and rapists.
I wish my job didn't suck.
Oh damn, sex is going to feel crazy
You're no longer alone, but now have the company of a pack of starved lions
You're doing it wrong faggot
I wish my dick had the effect of Cupid's arrows.
You meet god and he damms u to hell. I wish the purge was a thing.
Your job doesn't suck but you don't get paid at all and have no income whatsoever
I wish I could play any instrument in the world
He does.
But he chooses hillary as his running mate and he dies of mysterious causes a Month in office
> can breath under water
cant swim
Your job becomes the most fun workplace on earth but you're fired the next day. I wish I was an Oscar Myer wiener.
You are no longer alone. Because you now share a single bedroom apartment with 6 niggers.
They literally shoot arrows and chase internal bleeding and tearage every time you use it.
Your job is awesome, but you're foreveralone.iso
I wish I'm 3 inches taller
Every time you use it, they fall in love, but like real arrows... they kill your partner.
I wish humanity suddenly became a type 2 civilization.
Your job doesn't suck anymore, but instead it blows.
I wish I was the most attractive human being alive.
I wish for that the idea of killing myself no longer being my happy place
I wish I was decent at math.
No girl will ever become close anyways this is alredy corrupted
You can no longer breathe out of water.
I wish I could die.
You are a literal genius at math... you just have short term memory loss. You do the same equation over and over and over.
I wish that I was fucking Kelly Ripa.
You're a genius in mathematics but are unable to convey any of your ideas
you can, and do so instantly
I wish i could shapeshift
Be kind plox
kek
You can only shapeshift into a bucket of water.
You are. But now you are totally autistic and have no social skills.
the only shapes you could change into are different sized anal beads
You can now makeshift, but only into penises. I wish I had X-Ray vision.
You are now Kelly Ripa
I wish I could rewind time by 30 seconds at will to rectify mistakes
Nobody will consider you as a partner because they think you're too far above their level and shirk away from your advances.
I wish my family wasn't broken.
Holly fuck man.
granted, now being a father becomes your happy place but you can never become one.
You can only shapeshift into a dragon dildo.
I wish I were an omnipotent being.
you can only see underneath people's skins
I wish I can sing
Wish you WERE fucking Kelly Ripa you colossal faggot.
You are now omnipotent and also impotent
I wish I could read women's minds
You are now omnipotent but it drives you mad and you commit suicide. I wish I had a pet rock.
>the family ain't broken anymore, but you're all retarded when you speak to each other
I wish I could finish all of my projects
She gives you multiple STDs.
You create a rock too heavy for you to lift, making you not omnipotent.
I want to make Masha Babko mai waifu. pic related.
Hey thats pretty good thanks
i wish to be lucky
I wish she loved me back
You can shapeshift into anything you want, but never the same thing more than once, including yourself.
then I wander around underwater, I'll be the best underwater welder
she's now your wifu, but her dick is too big to fit in your ass
>I wish I could walk through walls and be invisible
Wish granted, your happy place is now the bottom of the next bottle of liquor.
I wish I could pull anything off a screen In to real life.
You are fucking Kelly ripa, but it's because you broke into her home and raped her so you end up in jail for the rest of your life.
You can now go back in time to rectify past mistakes, but doing so will affect the future in a negative way.
I wish I was a really good guitar player.
i wish i can talk too fruit whenever i want too but silence them when i don't like it
Wish granted but it either away in five minutes. I wish I was a dragon.
You can read women's minds, so the govt kidnaps you and dissects your brain.
The pet rock comes to life and crushes you in your sleep and has sex with your lifeless body.
you are now a really good guitar player, but you no longer have hands.
i wish i was a cool guy
fuck a group of traps (not bear traps or some shit i already know where someone wants to take this)
You are invisible for everyone and forever.
You are now a dragon, but you have no wings or legs.
I wish I was king of England
You now play guitar like the gods, but you're massively retarded and obese
>I wish my consciousness could travel through the internet
You are a dragon, but you are now a dragon in the time of the dinosaurs (meaning that there are other dinosaurs, possibly stronger than you, that can kill you)
Wish granted, however you can only pull the things desired from the screen through your sphincter.
I wish that Sup Forums would get rid of traps for good.
purge is real
youre grounded
i wish my girl was a milf
You randomly fall through chairs you're sitting in.
the fruit whispers to you whilst you sleep in a bid to slowly drive you mad
You can talk to fruit, but they don't talk back.
I wish I was the best football player in the world
She loves you deeply, but dies in a car crash.
I wish the new Assasins Creed movie would be good.