Hey Sup Forums, I'm a girl gamer.
No I'm not fat. No I won't make you a sandwich. No I'm not ugly. No I don't go out with guy gamers, because they're usually socially retarded and ugly. Yes my boyfriend is a bit of a jock, so what? No I won't show you my tits, so don't fucking ask.
And finally.
Yes, we do fucking exist, so stop saying otherwise. And we enjoy games (SHOCK HORROR) just as much as men.
Also pic related.
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If you're going to troll, at least make it less obvious. It's more fun when the rage is deep and genuine.
tits or pruning this
What's ur bugina look like
Satan quads of truth confirm that OP is a fat neckbeard nigger faggot.
Nice quads.
BUT MOM I DON'T WANT PASTA FOR DINNER AGAIN
if you were a real gamer you would be playing games right now.
This level of bait.
It is rarely seen outside Sup Forums but will occur on Sup Forums from time to time.
Legends tell of faggots with Sup Forums passes shitposting day and night without having to complete captchas.
These neckbeards have gone far enough to pay for faster shitposting.
One day, from the ashes of Sup Forums a great warrior will rise and put a stopper to this madness, however as far as the stories go, the chosen ones with this power lurk in corners instead, banning cp posters and underage baiters instead.
One day perhaps. All this sitposting will be contained, as for when? Only time can tell.
>obvious troll is obvious
now this is just sad!
...let me help you:
>go home
>feed your troll babies
>never come back
>???
>die = profit
Holy shit dude
old copy pasta
you look 12
Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No....of course you don't! You're all Chads and Staceys. You guys just fuck any slut you want. And you girls just fuck the top 20% of men. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN! Girls rate 80% of men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even FUCKING EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your fucking errands for you, help you move your shit, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING! And then you have the FUCKING audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS! News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! If Chad does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him! Well, fuck you! My names is Danny Fuckin' Struthers, and I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!
you would also fuck any slut you want if you coul
Must be nice to be a big fat neck beard getting butt fucked by your equally fast neck beard "boyfriend" at the glory hole you frequent. Your parents must be proud . Your a true waste of oxygen. Fat man tits don't count. Stealing photos off of tumblr don't make you cute. Degrading you is the only pleasure you can give another human being.
That's the joke.
what do you want a fucking medal go to go shove it up your cunt so just show us your tits or gtfo
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Holy Shit white knight faggot
Who's dick you suck to get them quads
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Nah you're a mid 20's unemployed creep who took a picture of his cousin, and you're as stale as this bait.
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Hahahha...
Gorilla warfare.....
Nigger much
Why do you make my gender look so stupid?
Yours.
>Rip
Now you tits or GTFO
I like the "Chads and staceys" part. It's so 90's.
It feels like summer in here.
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holy shit how long did it take you to type that?
Nah, you first
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nobody cares. i barely care that other gamers exist and just because you have tits does not change that. go away please attention whore
Checked. Damn truth be told.
Those aren't American outlets through?
Gtfo or I post tits
I'm a guy, btw
Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.
The rest of the pic has a car with euro plates. Is school out?
Hey dumb ass. Americans don't use 220 electricity and we sure in the fuck don't drink Warsteiner and fucking kinder bier. It looks more like degenerate euro trash is that stupid
Da fuq
Holy new. Lurk a bit champ.
Also surprised nobody took the filename bait.
Shit tier b8. Kill yourself.
Are they pretty?
... I don't know what to do in this situation anymore. Is he serious? Is he pretending to be serious? I don't fucking know anymore. When does a troll trolling a troll trolling a troll become a troll trolling a troll trolling a troll trolling a troll?
tits or gtfo
Holy Shit I've never read something so gay ever. LMFAO
I BET YOUR FAT AS FUCK
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show us your feets
Underage B&
invalid argument.
gamers are gamers, not gamer boys or gamer girls. we are genderless!
They're hairy and have seen many push-ups.
>I am pretty slim and good looking.
>console
>gamer
choose one
Nice
>we are genderless
you lost me at shock horror
>girl gamers are real
>and they all play like fucking casuals
My Girlfriend plays GTA with me
tits or gtfo
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Same here, it's just nice to share a hobbie
do you fucktards realize tits or gtfo dehumanizes woman as if she were not human but a mere possesion, tits or gtfo STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane that you guys think this is an actual rule. You're all fucking virgin faglords, no wonder why you faggots sit at home and jerk off on Sup Forums all day. TITS OR GTFO IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, Sup Forums, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING DEHUMANIZED!
You know as well as I, the majority of you are only misogynist and say “tits or gtfo” because it makes you feel like less of a pathetic loser and failure at life
FUCK OFF!
why everybody is retard?
Wow, a girl gamer. 'Tis an awesome thing to see! Don't be intimidated. I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D
Quads first reply, the gods are sending us messages.
It's okay man let's just get out of here
Th at not an American outlet yo ustupid blyatat
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Titties?
You look like a snapping turtle...tits and I take it back
Tits or gtfo bitch
it is fake no fucking way is this reality
There is no such thing as a likable jock. It's an oxymoron. And no, I'll preemptively call out your No True Scotsman fallacy and say that if he's a jock he's an asshole. Also,
>No I don't go out with guy gamers, because they're usually socially retarded and ugly.
Is a completely false generalization because pretty much every male outside of Uganda and Assfuckistan has multiple cell phone games, including your piece of shit asswipe boyfriend.
So all you've done is reinforce the assumption that a) your're a complete asshole and b) chicks only date fucking assholes.
Also, You don't seem to have any motive for posting on Sup Forums other than to get in a fight and play the woman card and cry muh-sojiny.
Also, nice bait
>About 265 results
Looks like emily18
Sorry candy crush and puzzle quest aren't fucking games and don't make you a gamer kid. Get back to us when you have 10k+ hours on a full attention requiring, sophisticated hand gesturing, high reflex video game. "Draw the fucking line" and "pop the stupid bubble" aren't games.
nice quads
Kek thinks she is a game. Actually just an attention whore.
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Fuck that shit
GET thread
also, dubs
Even if this is bait, real gamers don't claim to be gamers when not asked. Even if they do, just say yes and shut up, dont rub in our face that you are.
/thread
show penis pls
A true rightous man with the fury of the gods, so divine is he, that all stacys and chad tremble at his might and his wisdom.
Yup fucking hate it when girls claim to be
Fucking hero please.
Do the world a favor.
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
Shit
LMAO LMAO LMAO
You are pretty hot... But that is not you...
The struggle is real my friend. My perception of reality is slipping into the ether
Fake and gay reverse image search proves it
What is so funny about copypasta? Someone put a lot of time in writing out a wall of text, and all you do is just copy and paste it? Unbelievable. Freaking unbelievable. It is so fucking disrespectful for the original writter to have his thoughts repeated over and over just for some kind of sick joke. You fools know the CSU copypasta, right? People chuckle at it because he was "very mad". Well, think about it, motherfucker. What if he WAS very mad? What if he actually had feelings and his day was ruined? Ever think about it like that? No, of course not. You tools just took his words over and over and used it for shits and giggles. How fucking rude. At this point, my 10 page essay on why I think Brawl is ass could be used as a copypasta. That is just fucking wrong on so many levels. I'm not going to write out a copypasta myself, because I don't want my words to be shat out over and over again. I'm just expressing my thoughts and feelings on the abuse of copypasta. It just needs to fucking stop.
Is that a ps2 controller
Fucking half Satan here
