Trapped in my room with no food and no water because a goddamn wasp is flying around right outside my door and I'm a...

Trapped in my room with no food and no water because a goddamn wasp is flying around right outside my door and I'm a massive pussy with nothing to kill it with.

Wat do Sup Forums??

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You should kill yourself instead

maybe ask if he wants some dick

Wait till it lands on something and slap it as hard as you can. He can't sting you if his stinger is under him.
Man the fuck up you pussy

maybe some anal

give it a asmr video

Kekd and chekd

You are a pussy. Afraid of a fucking bug. You will die a virgin. Women want a manly man, who will protect them from terrifying bugs, like a 1/2 inch long yellow jacket that weighs about 1/10 th of a gram. You fucking pussy.

this, or jsut throw a book, last tme i saw a wasp in my room, i hit it with a bible at fucking sonic speeds and got the little fuck

times have changed

>Spray Deodorant + a lighter
>???

Listen bro
my house is yellow like a god damn giant sunflower and those little cunts somehow make their way into my room ALL THE TIME
you can kill them with anything
rolled up magazine
pizza box
a dvd case
if you don't have a flat object take off your jeans and whip the little faggot with them

Nah, getting stung by a bee or wasp is no big deal, I've gotten stung lots of times. Just go and have a shot of whiskey and a beer to dull the sting, and keep rolling. My girlfriend knows me to be the fearless bug, mouse, and snake killer.

OP here, I came at the bastard and it flew away again. I've got a window with nothing below it and it's 2 meters away from my landing. Now I actually can't kill it. It's deciding not to move.

you're supposed to come at it slowly so you don't spook it like a god damn lion
now's your chance to go get a fly swatter while he's chilling up there

there's nothing under the window, and I'm not in the NBA so I can't hit him

Yeah?
I have a HUGE ASS SPIDER directly over my head on the ceiling and I am in bed.

No one is around and I can't get to it because of my broken leg.

It just sits there not moving, it is 1:30AM and I am tired as hell. Help me.

let a bird in the house duh

You are doomed.

fall asleep, and you'll swallow it.

it's really that easy

he'll move eventually you dumb nigger now go arm yourself

The only thing a bible is good for

>Be me
>Get home from work, find a couple of Hornets in bedroom.
>Kill them
>Later that night, go to sleep
>Have weird dream, I am a King Hornet being tended to by lesser Hornets.
>Wake from dream
>Room is filled with a thousand Hornets sleeping/resting mode
>They are on the headboard, the walls, the curtains, everywhere
>Get up slowly, leave room and close door.
>Return with can of pesticide, face mask, swatting weapon
>Proceed to slaughter my subjects
>Find hole in ceiling in closet where Hornets ate thru while creating a hive
>Call exterminator the next day to treat attic
>My reign was short and brutal
>Hornets genuflect when they see me now
>I am King Hornet

Damn