It's funny, you know...

It's funny, you know? You hear about Sup Forums in the news here and there and everyone online is always talking about how "bad and scary" Sup Forums is. So I thought I'd check it out and I've got to say, you faggots are the least fucking intimidating things I've ever seen. Seriously, how does a rep like that come around when you losers literally just sit here talking about bullshit and anime, just like the fucking losers in high school that da boiz and I used to fuck around with. Seriously, the way you cunts behave, it's almost like bullying is neccessary. The only halfway fucking decent board is /fit/ and that's only because those autistic losers know how to take care of their bodies. I'm a bigger man than any of you fucking queers and I'm only 19 lol. I seriously would bet money that most of you faggots are virgins and the only ones who had sex had to pay for it. I feel all the better knowing this when I'm fucking the bitches you wish you could. It's not even that hard to be a success in life, but you cuckolds act like anything beyond the basement door is too lame for your "tastes". The truth is, you fucking faggots couldn't even do a thing in the real world if you wanted. Fuck, you can't even do anything online, despite being the "big bad Sup Forums". Even if you did fucking find out who I was or where I live, for one, you faggots couldn't do anything to me, I'll beat any cunt that tries and for two, there's nothing you can fucking do about it. You pussies won't break the law. I'm more scared of getting one of the sluts pregnant than I am of you faggots even replying, let alone fucking doing anything. Sit in your basements and live the rest of your lives shitposting as faggot cucks with no aspirations or hope.

Pic fucking related so you can see what a real man looks like, you pussies.

I know this is terrible bait but zozzle at the manlet in op's pic

Then post your body bitch boy. I'd slap the shit out of you if you ever tried to start shit with me in real life.

4chin used to be even better, before global warming causes an unending summer

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That moment someone thinks they need to cuss out people on the internet to get their point across

Listen up guys the newfag is talking

Bro are you a model?! You're all over Google!

stop with this alpha shit.

you know you're beta when you have to post this kind of cancer

but if this is really you, you are in pretty good shape but looking kinda skinny, show me a pic of side chest pose and lat spread fgt

Isn't that what your entire website prides yourself on? You guys act like you run the internet, but the truth is you're just a bunch of pathetic virgins jerking off to anime. You don't run shit. Me and my crew have already accomplished more than you fags ever will, and we haven't even finished our undergrads yet.

It isn't even hard to succeed. I've got a half dozen bitches lined up who are down to fuck any given night. You guys can keep jerking off to anime while I'm banging real girls.

Pic related. I literally just have to message this to any girl on tinder, and 1/5 of them are down to meet up and fuck that same night. So stay mad you little bitch.

I hope this is bait and you got me for replying.
But if these faggot get your info you can get fuckin rekt

And fucking check em

/Thread

Yeah. Cause I'm a 10/10 and every girl and fag gets wet just by looking at me. I don't blame them for saving my images.

i was just about to post this

Check'd and kek'd

Come and get me bitch boy. Show up at my door and I'll knock your teeth in.

we'll see who's the real bitch boy when you're laying on the ground with my cum trapped in your airways

You're so angry. Do you have a small dick or does your dad beat you so you have to feel bigger by freaking out on people online?

your lower abs are looking shit

you aren't 10/10 and even if you would be from your body, you wouldn't be able to get points for your beta character. Heavy ego problems n shit.

And do you even train lags?

And is this even bait or are you for real?

my cum taste like shit too, so you better prepare yourself.

It's true dude you're legs are pretty pathetic.

Nigga these faggots get your info your fucked. Stop. Save yourself.

nice copypasta

OP is kill

show legs and back so i can see if you are worthy for this sport fgt

smh,its not actually him

why do you even care?

you skipped leg day to post this?

this is just sad and gave me aids. Try harder gaylord OP and hopefully the cancer you spread will cure me

Nice try man. You can find your picture on revese image search. Timestamp if you want us to believe you

Who is this guy? Like calm down dude, stop trying to act like a hardass. You're probably that kinda guy that looked good and had a decent body, but had no friends for being overly conceited and being a compulsive liar, so you gotta settle for whales. Being big and having sex has nothing with being successful. Shit, I got a 3 bedroom house, 2 cars, a badass job and a wife, and I'm only 20. Get over yourself.

What was that faggots? I'm flattered people have saved my images. I'm obviously better looking then you fags.

You're trying too hard

Show us your tiny dick with timestamp OP

Those are the biggest nipples I've ever seen! Also you keep saying you're good looking but bitch boy too scared to show his face.

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what are your lifts op?

You're not intimidating anyone. Stop making a fool of yourself.

Stay jelly faggot

Not me

Then come and get me you cucks. I'm sick of Sup Forums pretending they run shit and are experienced hackers. Come and hack me, cause I'll be waiting to knock some sense into you guys.

post one with timestamp then faggot

Kek
OP is a faggot

It's called nipple hair you cuck. And even if I do, it's not like I don't have a half dozen girls all lined up wanting to fuck anyway.

See

Wtf how tall is this testosterone injected closet fag. He's got some serious little man syndrome going on. Also nice b8

Real men apparently have no leg muscle whatsoever.

What even is this fucking level of faggotry?

OP skipping leg day on the dailyyyy

i am starting to thinking this isn't bait.

also i aint jelly, i am in pretty good shape too and only 18 years fgt.
I just hate fucking retards like you who destroy the image of the sport

Well you took time to post that on Sup Forums so wouldn't that make you a cunt fag shit

>perfect
your legs are chicken legs and you have very wide hips for a man...
either that or love-handles, and based on the rest of your body I don't think you'd pack enough fat at the hips for love handles. So wide- womanly hips it is.

And you think you're a perfect specimen. mfw.

How much do you lift, bench and squat fgt?
your arms are looking small btw

No girl wants your tiny cock thats why you're always at the gym, fuckboi lol

>Missed leg day
Fuck outta here you dick tickler

Keksimus Maximus. Spaghetti legs and hobbit feet. Give us some more keks faggit.

I'm just gonna say rn that squat is probably 95 at most. On a good day

Funny, cause whenever I fuck, girls routinely say my ass is my nicest feature. Stay jelly you faggots.

And this is hardly bait. I've got a dozen screenshots saved up of girls I've fucked on tinder. When you're a 10/10 alpha, it is literally this easy to get laid... This is why I laugh at you fags who complain about being 27 year old virgins.

>He goes on Sup Forums, and shitposts
>Thinks hes an Alpha knight fighting an autistic dragon
>Fag

you guys shouldn't make fun of a disabled person, just because he needs a wheelchair doesn't mean he's not a real man

kek

You call your dick a pipe? That's kind of overglorifying a little ass joint don't you think?

Post pics of bare ass so we can rate OP

relax OP, you're not the only one on Sup Forums who lifts.

so you say you're alpha but you have to like really need to post this shit on Sup Forums? A board with neckbeards and fat people? Is it alpha to prove yourself on Sup Forums? That is fucking beta shit man. i could post pics of my body too and say "oooh i am so alpha get on my lvl only 18 years" but this is fucking beta shit and i dont have ego problems

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>says how good he is as getting women
>has to use tinder to do so
>only gets sluts
>is now fuckboy

it is, i've seen this shit copypasta 3 times already, stop wasting your time with this fgt

Based on the door hinges I can tell you're probably 5'6" you fucking manlet. Kishishishishi

why do people even bother, he just wants attention. Like a small child... Go back to being beat up by your dad faggot

I said BARE.

manlet/10

Stay jelly you cuck. I'm routinely fucking 18-21 year olds. I've stopped counting how many girls I banged this past semester after 6 or 7. It's probably 10-12 at this point. Meanwhile you guys are still jerking off to anime and child porn.

>That woman like butt
Yeah I'd fuck you real good ya muzzie

No

he is not even answering to some pretty good arguments and questions

Do you even squat bro? You have the legs of a 12 year old ballerina.

sharpie in pooper

fucking wuss

Like what?

if you're such a superior human, you'd have the guts to post your ass

Clearly a woman. Tits or GTFO

do it OP

You call those 10's brah? Maybe a 6 at best. Your manlet brain isn't working properly.

Why are you changing you clothes all the time.

And stop chasing chubbies or 4/10

Doesn't seem to change anyone else's opinion on me. I'm a fucking model and I'm banging different 18-21 year olds daily. I'm living the life while you fags are fapping to video games and anime.

Newsflash, Sup Forums and anonymous don't intimidate anyone. You don't run the internet and you're not some exclusive club.

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and stuff like it's beta to post on 4 chan for yoru ego

smaller than the average /fit shitposter

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I banged the one on the left. She had just turned 18 a few months ago.

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Obvious bait. The filename should of been Guaranteed Replies.

Isn't the one on the right OP?

HA she's fat as fuck bro I feel sorry for you now

Squats, not even once.

>roiding for this

kill yourself. you look fucking horrible. shit tier ab genetics

omfg You are such a faggot

Top kek nice bait.

She's not even hot.
As a guy who's been with more women than you or any other guy on this fuckin board I will tell you that you aren't fucking shit
Because the ripped manlet type isn't "in" right now
Women go through men like clothes. It's the fat bearded tatted up guys that are "in" right now
They're the ones getting pussy right now

Cause you're a faggot.

What filename? How is this bait? I've timestamped. I'm just calling you guys out on your beta bullshit. You fags need to realize how pathetic your entire community is coming across. You guys act like a secret society on the internet, but you don't actually intimidate anyone. You're not hacking anyone. You're not raiding my house. If you do, I'll meet you with a swift bunch to the teeth.

>fapping
Gave it away

>Implying youre not fapping while writing this

Imaginary lat syndrome