ITT:
>We are all a black family living in a nice, urban house.
ITT:
>We are all a black family living in a nice, urban house.
Where's dad?
Yo dad inernets not working..latoya go steal sone internets biach hoe....and some watermelon kfc wings
Who?
Who took my watermelown
The real dad? Or the one mom calls daddy?
who taught you that word?
HAHAHA
Legend has it that he went out for sum milk.
ay yo dem crakajackas shot lil laquan. he dindunuffin!
Yo homies, can muh friends stay in da house for a night?
ooga booga mah niggas this nigga is ordering some sizzle dizzle chicken fizzle
25 maximum. I don't want my 15 year old daughter to dew to dew in the bathroom.
If they have KFC buckets, yes
where my glock 40 at lil niggas
Aw hell na! Who drank da last 40 i wuz gonna drank tonight? I'm gonna bust a niggas hed in if you muthufukas drank my shit, bitch!
WHO THE STUPID ASS NIGGA THAT GAVE MY PURPLE DRANK TO THE GODDAMN CAT
eyy nigga what up why the fuck you gotta act aw hell no and sheeit? who the fuck you think you playin bitch nigga you nigga gonna axe me like that imma axe you get this axe lil nigga imma axe you in the axe hole nigga nigga sheeit
Awww sheeeiiitt!!
Daquan done gon' brung that whyte girl gain'.
Wat do now?
hello my niggers i hate the police, where is my got dam welfare check? blaka blaka lil nigga. where all dat white pussy at? gotta whoo haa and fuckadem white women wit my bigol african deock. someabodycomaputacap up in dis ass biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
stfu da'quan la shaun im tryna fine mah glok fortie
Amen.
Hello my family. How are you all doing on this fine day? I am fixing on making a pitcher of the finest green tea. Anyone care for a glass? I'll provide exquisite cheese on the side.
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND, THIS IS THE POLICE
someone call the police, an actual nigger got in our house
You talking this way is as racist as white people putting on what they consider "ebony" dialect
>thinking this is how us crackers speak
ITS LIT
hell naw bitch where da motherfuckin cool aid at nigga?
I'm sorry. Forgive me, I may have rustled a jimmy or two. Should I add a bit more "inbred" for that authentic feel?
Niggers are ay more bread ma nigger you don't fucking know what you talkin bout lmao
way more inbred
>ay more bread ma nigger
Your Ebonics are impenetrable. Not even I can comprehend your poor use of the English language.
But please. Feel free to re-type that sentence a few times. You might be capable of getting it correct someday, user.
dass jus ma fone auto correct tbh fam
smh tbh fam
out buying Newports
They would say
'just my phone' and not mention autocorrect
I am a shit excuse for nigger tbh
Ayyyooo niqqas, u no that we wuz kingz n sheit?
We shuld b out killin all dem dum ass crakas
BUT HE LEFT 16 YEARS AGO
SURELY HE SHOULD BE BACK BY NOW
Hi uhhh my name is tyrone and im here to fuck your wife buddy.
I was born a poor black child
sheit lil niqqa may b he went to pik up da welfare chek 2
im sure hell be bak soon
am tellin u man dees white people man, the white man be keepin us down man if it wasnt with these white people we be kings n sheeit man im telling you man sheeit
niqqa u no we build da pyramids? aint no dumass craka aint neva done nothin but kill us black folks
I thought you was dad.
Deys a po-leese man heeya at de doh wantin know bout sum stoled bikes.
aw sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
He just ran out for some newports he'll be back soon.
We would like to ask you some questions
i dindu nuthin sir
im tellin you man i dindu nuffin
Da fuck you mean Earls Wings and Waffles don' assept no EBT?
Mama, MAMA!
(Wha, What!)
You get that money out my pants last night?
ma son a good boy he dindu nuffin!
fuck the popo