I GOT SOME COMPLAINTS ON MY COCK. MY LAST THREE GIRLFRIENDS (ONLY HAD THREE LONG TERM) SAID I WAS TOO BIG. MY CIRRENT GIRLIS 5' 90POUNDASIAN ANDSEX IS HORRIBLE. I HAVE TO USE KY AND SOMETIMES VASELINE. SHE SAID THELENGTHIS BOTHERING HER. IMEASUREDMY PENIS ACCORING TO THUNDER'S AND IT MEASURES AND ERECT 7.4".
NOW I HEAD GUYS HERE AND EVERYWHERE ONLINE REGULARLY CLAIM 8-9". WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING? 400 POUND WHALES?
Chase Jenkins
Im 9 inches long 7 inches wide Haven't fucked anyone in a long time
Parker Morris
My dick is 7" long fully hard. Never had any girls complain. Did have an ex bleed once because of something called a "pliable cervix" or some shit (can't remember exactly what it was called).
Current g/f will jump if I plunge to deep when she's not expecting it.
*shrugs*
Joshua Smith
THIS IS WHAT I AM SAYING FAT FUCK. IF YOU ARE A LEGIT 7" YOU CAN ALREADY HURT THEM, AT 8-", YOU AIN'T HAVING SEX WITH A NON DRUGGED FAT FUCK.
Brody Davis
ONLY 6.5 INCHES, BUT GIRLS REALLY LIKE IT. I FEEL LIKE IT'S ABOUT PERFECT SIZE, HONESTLY. ALSO MY CAPS BUTTON IS BROKEN
Sebastian Scott
>7 inches wide
Cooper Hughes
THAT'S NOT 1" SMALLER THAN MINE.THAT IS 5.5" AT MAX SKINNY DICK
William Martin
Why are you yelling at me?
Juan Parker
HE FORGOT THE . IN FRONT OF 7
Zachary Cook
95% of the users here are not going to have 8"+ dicks, ok? It's fucking Sup Forums for christ's sake.
BTW, every woman is different. Some prefer chapstick tubes, some prefer tree trunks. I'm starting to think you're a fucking virgin tbh.
Joseph Brown
im 6x6 wish i was 1" longer its chode looking even though 6"
Colton Moore
I'm 8.5 or something around there. Anal is pretty much a no go and it looks better than it feels.
Caleb Price
CALLED IT!
Angel Myers
FUCK OFF NIGGER...I MEAN WHITE BOY.
Matthew Morris
21cm eurofag here. had 4 gf. tried with all of them anal. never worked. anal is one of my fetish. so sad.
tell me, is anal awesome? shure it is.
Kevin Morgan
POST A PICK NIGGER AND THIS IS AMERICA FAG..INCHES ONLY
Cameron Gonzalez
It's pretty much the same as pussy when you're big enough, since the only real redeeming thing about anal with a woman is the tightness
Jayden Hall
how tight is your mom?
Ethan Turner
I don't know, fuck women
David Walker
Prove it pussy
Out of the 30 girls ive had sex with only 3 didn't complain.
You got one compliment from a tiny girl that doesnt know what a big dick is
Congrats faggot
Sebastian Stewart
they complained it was small you fat fuck little dicked faggot.
Ryder Reyes
Lol boo hoo shrimp dick I can feel your tiny dick shriveling from here
Gabriel Cook
OK SMALL DICKED FAG..IF THAT IS YOUR DICK IN THE PIC MY CONDOLENCES...ON THE SIZE OF YOUR DICK AND THAT FAG TAT ON YOUR FAT LEG
Brody Morgan
I can't get hard and have trouble walking. Not trying to brag, I hate my fucking girth.
Lincoln Brooks
Your autism levels are through the roof buddy
Im sorry you just jab your weird cock into women and expect them to cum
They actually have to be turned on, not cringe at how beta you're being
Angel Clark
OK FAT BETA FUCK. PLEASE GIVE ME LESSONS YOU FAT BETA SHUT IN CAT PISS SMELLING DIABETES LOSER
Logan Flores
For one calm the fuck down.
2ndly unless you re embarassingly small then chances are a girl will think its big no matter what it measures up to.
Women give birth, so it can NOT be a cock issue.
Try teasing and not just turning it into a straight gonzo scene.
There comes a point where you can "feel" where her pussy ends, do NOT try and fuck your way through it. Just stick to half way and don't go balls deep unless its to finish the race
Gabriel Miller
LOL.......YOU REMIND ME OF THOSE 5'1" WHITE GUYS,FAT AND SWEATY, SITTING COURT SIDE AT A BASKETBALL GAME AND YELLING ADVICE TO THE PLAYERS.
YOUR ADVICE MEANS JACK. WHY? IT'S NOT REAL WORLD EXPERIENCE FAT SHORT FUCK
Camden Morales
This was me today bud Youre projecting and its getting embarassing
Jaxson Kelly
8"x6" erect...I have a problem bruising cervixes...it's really a problem. I know I may be going to hard but it feels amazing.
Hudson Johnson
Window and my fat legs for reference lol you sad little man you
Hunter Brooks
SURE IT WAS FAT FUCK.
NO ONE IS MORE PATHETIC THAN A PERSON LIKE YOU LONELY FAT DUDE.
Tyler Wood
WHAT ARE YOU CONFIRMING? THAT NOT ONLY YOU ARE A FAT FUCK WITH A SMALL DICK YOU ARE ALSO POOR AND DIRTY? FUCK OFF SHUT IN LOSER
Hudson Peterson
You're a lost cause pleb. Good luck with your "huge" dick problems
Joseph Long
OK PATHETIC LONELY FAT FUCKING LOSER. THANKS FOR THE WISHES!!! YOU FAT UGLY LONELY LOSER.
Luis Gray
Show us your dick you fucking lying pussy
Isaiah Wilson
>inb4 this user has a heart attack
Noah Hall
Op has a
>small cock
and
>ugly bitch of a girlfriend
Ian Adams
...
Zachary Young
Roses are red Violets are blue OP's dick is tiny But cant admit that its true