THE OFFICIAL Sup Forums LOSER CHALLENGE!!!

THE OFFICIAL Sup Forums LOSER CHALLENGE!!!

>27
>No Job
> Only had one job that lasted 4 months
> Zero money
> Living off poor mom and GF that has shitty job
>only mildly good at vidya.

Lets see what ya got Sup Forums

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>21
>no job
>failed four years of college
>virign but not kissless
>two friends
>still not doing my homework

NICE!

negro/10

im hispanic u fuck

Titty Bump

Trips!

Go raid some twitch , fucking negro

Double trips!

Double trips and one dubs!

So sick

Maybe we should play the lotto.

why are you losers such losers? I'm working two jobs to self fund my training. No excuses.

what the fuck u talking about

what makes it "official"?

everyone here is anonymous... so that kinda shoots the official claim in the foot.

Some people are only good at failing, if it wasnt for losers you wouldnt have winners.

Alfa, job, gf 9/10, neurosurgeon...

Love my life.

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The dubs and trips in this thread are out of hand.

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> 21
>wife 2 kids
> working in a lab
>get paid nice
> iq 135
>life still sux

existence bores the fuck out of me cant kill myself bcs of kids...

What's wrong, can't you get dubs?

Not bad, just save for retirement and fuck em all.

>the stories and information posted here are autistic... autistic... artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Then make a new existence you retarded faggot.

Society is a mother fucker

26

part time job cuz hate life and don't wanna work

kissless virgin

receding hairline

live with parents and hate them

multiple sclerosis-like health problems that make it extremely difficult to have sex cuz my muscles are wrecked

ugly, 4/10 on average and getting worse

think about suicide dozen times a day

no friends, been total outcast/recluse/hermit for 5-10 years almost

used to be really good at sports and playing music but lost all that cuz health problems

no will to work to live

positives about me: pretty cool guy actually, good personality, smart, good sense of humor, good friend. doesn't really matter cuz i'm destined to die alone and never even touch a girl.

kill me

Jesus H Christ another fucking dubs.

and nice, you're a contender.

Prostitutes man. They are awesome

And A Fucking nother trips! MAH GOD

weed will be your savior...
trust me...

Agreed, too bad I have to wait til tomorrow when my gf gets paid to get more.

used to blaze every day when i was a freshman in college

my health problems put an end to that so i can't smoke anymore

my life is horrible

now im sad

me tooo

no money

>32
>NEET 5+ years
>couple minimum wage jobs in the past
>no college
>no money
>no friends
>no gf
>parents basement
>registered sex offender
>fat
>ugly
>not particularly good at anything

maybe ill at least get dubs (doubt it)

We have a contender!

Started economics bachelor. suck at math. got a job besides school as an cashier at a bank. finishing my second year of school now. got offered a higher paying job as Personal business advisor. girlfriend is soon a doctor. we will have plenty of cash and no debt. we bought apartmet before studies. almost no debt. she is cool and have no problem with me smoking weed. pull your shit tougether you fucking loosers. maybe somthing good will happen to you aswell

>20
>living with parents who hate each other and cheat on each other
>no college but wanted to go
>working dead end jobs
>Absurdist and Discordian
>I consume pointless media to wade through father time
>never had a relationship
>never went on a date
>never got laid
>absolutely zero friends for 4 years
>no social life
>wishing for a quick and painless death
>want to commit suicide but don't want to burden family
>society is stagnating
>we are trashing the environment to no sustainable return
>gets off on horrible news events
>wish I could dull my brain to stop thinking constantly
To top it all off
>very poor eye vision

ITT an hero candidates

forgot to add

>vigin
>no social skills
>shitbox for transportation that probably no longer runs
>everything i own is old and breaking down

i could go on

I'm happy for you, life doesn't work out for everyone like that. Most of us losers in reality shouldn't have been born, modern technology allows genetically inferior people to breed.

Same as OP except
>20
>Never had a job
>tfw no gf

>kissless virgin
>extremely difficult to have sex

>30
Too lazy to green text.
Very highly educated.
Have had maybe two jobs ever.
Hate working.
Travel world living off elderly fathers money. Currently in Hawaii.
Small penis.
Hot gf tho.

Living the life, enjoy it brother.

WTF ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT????
This is my life. I forgot to include I'm below the US tax bracket and get a full return.

Thanks. Trying to make it last. Fucked when cash runs dry tho

Forgot to mention somewhat crippling depression/disdain for life.

Invest.

>18
Policeman
Driving license
Nice gf
Working out for 2 years and got some good muscle
nice dick
white

>posting on Sup Forums should be enough to be a looser right?

Kept on a tight monthly remittance.

>23
>Been employed since July, graduated college last may
>Money is tight, but made some decent money in stock investments over the last couple of years
(Invest in GE boys, 300% return since 2013)
>Renting my own apartment, moving into a house with some college friends in september
>dating a cute girl with a good job for ~3 months
>i'lll whoop your ass in any video game

>26
>borderline personality disorder, pretty severe with self-harm and impossibility to deal with people
>no job
>no money
>will soon lose my connection to the internet for lack of money
>electricity will follow suit
>but at least I have some book I haven't read for when that happens
>planning to an hero eventually and lately it seems this will happen soon

Become a religious nutjob and convince yourself that God told you to pull yourself together

You two fags stand back

Haha, have considered this.

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Also, kill yourself

>31
>no job
>get $300 a month for NEET bucks
>live with mom and she takes my money when it comes
>wizard

>25
>no job
>never had a job
>dropped out of high school
>no GED
>live in my parents' basement
>no friends
>obese
>balding
>small penis
>no hobbies besides porn and vidya
>talentless
>not very smart
>possible alcoholic
>browse Sup Forums daily

Sounds like me, maybe we should make a team!

no, go away.

>all ive done since high school is work my part time job and sit in my room browsing Sup Forums
>never a girlfriend
>never leave home
>never any prospects
>just
>Sup Forums

I feel you user

same thing

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Dubs for you my friend

fuck
>28
>no jerb
>was 8 years in college, graduated but no real internship/job prospect
>12 months as a databse analyst, shit was mildly cash, was at least making money
>came to sillicon valley to "make it"
>9 months of looking for a jerb
>have gf back home
>she says she loves me
>i believe her
>im doing all of this to make good money and marry her
>fear this is just a pipe dream and she has been cheating on me
>actually found some people who I am working on a startup with
>equity so no $$ yet
>havent been back to Sup Forums in months. it doesnt help at all. it distracts and diminishes my spirit. im here now because i got something on the startup working and am celebrating for a few minutes
All i want to be is a yuppie.

Double dubs! !!

>21
>Can only work in retail properly
>Has stutter when not comfortable
>Never comfortable with strangers
>Fat girlfriend
>I can never keep an erection with her but I still love her
>Unemployed for 3 months
>Fired for making ginger joke
>She made ginger jokes about herself
>Probably Sociopath
>Has collection of pointless bladed articles
>No use for them except "OOOH sharp and pretty"
>Most exciting thing in my day is watching shitty youtubers

DUUUUBBBBS

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25
>shitty low paying job
>dropped out of highschool
>living at home
>Literally no friends
>no license nor anyone to teach me
>don't have any talents or skills
>gf left me for another guy (don't blame her)

Least I've been with a few girls. All my old friends moved on in life and I feel like time stopped for me when I was 15. I make new friends often enough for a short while then it fades quickly

I'm 20. This is my life. How the fuck are you a cop at 18?

I'm sorry for your loss user....

Hispanic is not a race, you can be both...

How's your ear vision though?

Keked at ginger joke. Do share, user.

You faggots need to realize that most people meet their friends at work. No money, no job, no friends, all of this. Get a fucking job, meet friends, try to hook up with a co-worker, happiness comes with purpose

>32
>45k year
>wife hates me
>I've lied to her about big and small things
>got busted by cops with weed and 2yr old daughter in car
>got busted with a saved epic up skirt creep shot pic (since deleted)
> got busted getting footage of wife in bath (deleted)
> can't keep anything on my phone or I might get divorced.
> wife says she wants someone else
> wife doesn't want bigger dick, just not mine.
>wife doesn't even really like sex anyway after being raped when she was 6
> I just want to feel loved again Sup Forums it's rough out here
> trying to decide if I should divorce my wife so she may have a chance of ever being happy again
> wife hates me
> constantly wondering if we will make it or not
> not had sex in over 6 months

This is what I got
1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0

>28
>gave up great job, shit hours
>gf of 3 years cheated 2 weeks ago
>now work labor for shit money
>left gf, she kept apartment
>now live in friends basement
>nowhere in life after 10 years

Leave. You need to user

I would love to...perhaps I will

I would love to...perhaps I will. Know why feels the worst? It's that I have this beautiful and amazing wife and have never really done anything to make her feel special and loved. When we met it was a love at first sight kind of deal and she jumped my bones, it was awesome but that's gone now. I wish I knew what do now

I left the house alone for the first time in over a year to buy a few tall cans of beer with change.

Once that is gone for her it's damn impossible to get back. I've tried for a long time too, recently gave up and left. Feels good man, you don't wake up with that pit in your stomach wondering how she's going to fuck up your day

>18
>Kissless virgin
>Never had a job
>Don't know how to drive
>3 friends, only see 1 outside of class
>Ugly as shit and 5'4"

Do I win?

This guy does

A contender for sure

>18, female
>virgin but not kissless (cause im fucking shy)
>fired from every job because I suck
>parents pay for everything and i feel guilty
>shy when approached by guys (pretty much every time i go out) so i stopped going out except for school and stuff
>spend my days reading erotica, watching yt videos, and browsing Sup Forums and feel guilty about not doing anything productive all day everyday
>o i am fucking shy

I've got kids though, I don't want to bail on them. They deserve quality attention so they don't up here on Sup Forums one day. I Like this thread tho at least there are bigger losers than me.

divorce her and go fuck all the pussy in the world

>19
>NEET
>KHHV
>No job ever
>No driver's licence
>Lost motivation in life
>Almost all my high-school friends left couple remain
>Back pain - arthritis
>Went from a failed normie to aspie to psychosis due to social isolation ( year 3 soon )
>Numb

tits

daily reminder:
>shy women are in demand
>virgin women are in demand

>shy men, not so much
>virgin men, not even pity sex

>Living off of parents
>jobless
>kissless virgin
>don't know what to do with my life
>7 years old

Before and After of Me:

>18
>low income family
>top of the class in high school
>athletic
>abs
>played sports
>kicked ass in video games
>productive with my time
>overall happy guy
>fetish for Asian girls
>rejected all the girls who had crushes on me so I can focus on school and I can get better girls than them if I tried
>still got a blowjob by the hottest Asian girl in my graduation class

>23
>high income family
>2.1 GPA in engineering
>7 years to do a 4 year degree
>25% body fat
>fat fuck & lazy fuck
>haven't played sports in years
>havent played video games in years
>procrastination 24/7
> Stress level > 9000
> Confidence level < 9000
> Anxity level > 9000
>overall sad and depressed guy
>still fetish for Asian girls
>rejected by every girl I tried to get with
>currently semi-friends with a 9/10 Asian girl but I'm too afraid of going any further

help /b

>shy women are in demand
>virgin women are in demand

i just get so shy and quiet, it doesn't work