Why do american soccer fans on Sup Forums think we are better than england or brazil

why do american soccer fans on Sup Forums think we are better than england or brazil

is it trolling?

I would berry my face right inside the crack of her massive ass, if you catch my drift.

No, I don't understand. What do you mean by this?

It's kinda trolling. At the moment, we are better than Brazil unironically, but their team is in shambles. England is a tossup. On a lucky day we could probably scrape a win.

We are just confident right now. We are in the semis man, get hyped.

USA
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>tfw I finally matched with a milf on tinder but she's 27

>27
>milf

We fucking are better

That term means 40s to me. In porn it means 25-30

im going to ejaculate to this. thanks for posting.

I mean she literally has a kid you dummy.


But seriously bros how do you land a milf? Where do you find them? Are there cougar dating sites?

>MOTHER
>i'd
>like
>to
>fuck

Maybe not better than England (although a cheeky win is always possible), but you could probably beat Brazil right now. They're that bad.

Good luck for the Copa, I'd like to see the unstoppable banter once USA beats Argentina then nukes Chile in the final

Actual single mothers are desperate as fuck, m8.

We finished ahead of England when we were both in the same group in WC 2010. We made it out of the group stage in WC 2014 while England finished with one point.

>27 literal mom
>27
>twenty seven
>"milf"

But not for kids who just want to fuck. They're desperate for a long term commitment

This desu.

>I need to find a good cuck to help me get out of this shit!!
>literally anyone will be good enough so I have to sex him right away!!!!!

They don't make you jump through 50,000,000 hoops for sex.

If they don't play all their cards (= give sex) very quickly, you just disappear and there's no possible commitment from you.

It's a loose term

a 15 year old with a baby is not a milf

No, they are sexy.

Well, you wouldn't fuck a 15 year old would you? A mother could be 18 and attractive which would mean I'd like to fuck her.

>teenage mother
>sexy

do you live in a trailer park?

Milf just means plus 35/40 now 2bh

Milf generally originates from when her son's friend's find her attractive. which is when she's in her 30s 40s. Just because some fucking weirdo like you sees a 24 year old with a baby doesn't make her a milf.

But a 40-year-old is a mother I WOULDN'T like to fuck

plus obviously a woman below 30 is going to be attractive. Milf is reserved for women that are still attractive in middle age.

>seeing a 24 year old with a baby implies you're a weirdo

stfu australia.

>you wouldn't fuck a 15 year old would you?

It's the best age desu. Don't buy stale used goods.

And it's not pedo here in Yurop :^)