ANYONE who calls themselves a "foodie."

ANYONE who calls themselves a "foodie."

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people who identify minuscule facets of something as complex as a human being to immediately hate them in their entirety.

Anyone who says they browse tumblr

midgets

People.... Just in general

You know what? People like you; I hate people like you, too.

Orly?

people who hate people who identify minuscule facets of something as complex as a human being to immediately hate them in their entirety.

people who hate people who identify minuscule facets of something as complex as a human being to immediately hate them in their entirety.

people who hate people who identify minuscule facets of something as complex as a human being to immediately hate them in their entirety.

People who carry Neverfulls
People with cross necklaces/cross iconography on shit like tights and croptops
People who split purchases between cash and EFTPOS
Taxi drivers
Macho/cops/wifebeaters/Ute drivers who wear sunglasses regardless of the weather
Anybody with a grizzling baby
Anyone who is studying and is over 25 and uses it as an excuse to not socialise with me
Anybody who drives a Lexus
Anybody who orders salads at mcdonalds in front of me

People who drink Monster

I actually like Monster.

People who say they identify with the joker

Racists
Misogynistic scum
Cis white males
Conservatives/Republicans
Narcissists
Fatphobic scum
Anyone from North Carolina or Texas
Sexists
Transphobes
Homophobes
Ableists
Atheists

People who 'vape'

wingnut.

straight white men

People who use unnecessary quotations

op

amen

What is a foodie?

People who put ketchup on fried instead of dipping.

Someone who likes food, but fancy themselves to be 'speshul' just because they eat a wide variety of food. Basically a connoisseur who can't spell, "connoisseur."

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Fans of Undertale

i'm british and i hate people over here who talk shit about trump because they don't know shit about politics and he's an easy target

I dislike you

that pic is top cringe

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The British

>i dont fuk wit u

people who are referred to as "fuckbois"

Niggers

I don't know what half those things are.

But doesn't the word connoisseur smack more of pretension than "foodie"?

I like monster but it gives me heart burn.

No. One who is a connoisseur is someone who is cultured and has a varied taste palette. A 'foodie' is some manbun-sporting hipster or lesbian who likes to shovel pizza down their pie-holes and pretends to be shit.

My normal energy level is so low that if I didn't drink monster I wouldn't be able to function like a human at work.

racists
sexists
police

you'd think so, huh?

People who try to strike conversation with you when you are in public. Is your life so empty you feel someone in the line at the grocery store needs your life story?

Those weirdos that smell bad and approach random strangers on bus stops and say incoherent shit.
I think they're nuts or something.

Yes, but people who self-identify as foodies think it makes them less pretentious which makes it more pretentious.

>Sup Forumstards
>redditors
>youtubers
>republicans
>democrats
>libertarians
>feminists
>trumpfags
>berniefags
>faggots
>OP
>bronys
>pretty much the 2016 interwebz in general, it's pretty much cancer.

People who casually touch and consistently can't keep their hands to themselves.
Because I can't fucking stand people touching me, especially people I barely know.

rich-daddy niggers who say there isn't social justice for blacks.

*pulls you to him and wraps his arm around your head and drags his fingers up your face*

Don't be that way, babe, i thought we had something.

I know that feeling. I hate being touched.

VAPE NATION

Anyone named Spencer

Okay, here it goes:

People who go in to a store/restaurant two minutes before close. You had all fucking day, you twat. Also, most companies have their hours on google maps so plan accordingly.

People who claim to not like a food without even trying it. How the fuck do you know you don't like it? Exception for anyone who has legit allergies tho. I'm not that heartless.

Anyone on radio talk shows. The only exception being the Phil Hendries Shiw cos there were people on the payroll specifically to troll callers under the guise of another caller. Shit's great.

'Drama free' people. No one is free of drama and the majority of the time, the 'drama free' one has the most pervasive and ubiquitous drama.

This is a given being I'm on Sup Forums, but fuck literally everyone who posts on Tumblr. Yeah the Tumblr cringe threads are funny, but all those SJWs really destroy the original point of Social Justice.

Edgy shitlords going through their teenage angst phase

People with tattoos

I love going into places right before they close, sometimes I plan on it. I used to work retail but now I'm well off, it's fun to go and stress out the plebs whom I used to call my peers during college.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnmnnnnd why exactly?

People with more tattoos than grades completed in school.

Do you guys make threads like this to feel better about the petty irrational things other people hate? Because that is what i get out of these threads.

Men and women who wear fuck loads of cologne/perfume

You wouldn't get that far pal, I keep a good distance to avoid the really touchy ones.
Are there exceptions for general groups of people for you? I've always been okay with old people because they have really cold and smooth hands.

furries, bronies, fnaf fans, feminest, traps

Niggers.

Low quality bait. Lurk more.

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I bet you enjoy all the nasty shit they put in the food of assholes like you. Thankfully, I work in a government controlled retail store, so when someone comes in last moment, I have the right to tell them GTFO if we close and they haven't decided on a purchase.

I don't know enough people to have drama. I have internal drama but I just drink it away.

You rock.

Can't really think of any. I don't even like family members touching me. OH, wait...I *do* like it when Asians touch me whenever I visit AMPs. But only then. I guess it's because I paid for them to touch me.

Lol this guy made me cringe every time he was on the show.

Nigger-lovers

proud foodie here.
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot.

That makes sense. If you paid for it you almost have to like it.
It sucks because I don't even like when some of my best friends touch me. But some strangers are completely okay.
So far it's only my spouse and old folks.

>my spouse

What about your spouse's child?

People who are having the drama never call it or think about it as drama. Drama is just the term people outside of the conflict call it. People internal to the conflict just call it a "fight" or an "issue they have with a person".

> don't know enough people to have drama
> drinks away drama

Nigga huh?

Emo people, you're not depressed, go eat your 50 protein supplements and slit your wrist you fucking crybaby, then complain on tumblr about how you have white skin, a house, food, water but not the new Iphone so your life is automatically the worst.

You just sound like anti social cunt

No kids

Racists
Rapists
Misandriests

Anybody that uses the phrase "gluten free"

> that gif
> protein suppliments

I am joth laughing and thoroughly confused. Well played, user. Well played.

I guess lack of drama is a perk of being extremely non-confrontational
I deal with a lot of internal drama I guess, self doubt and low self esteem. Because of this I drink so I don't have to deal with it.

newfag since 2k5, so theres your quality new/b/ro

Nope, I'm nice to people who handle my food. Including the 5 star chefs at my current job.

eye no

I actually do buy gluten-free snacks now.

> like OMG I ate a sandwich once and I got soooo bloooaaated that's hiw I know I'm gluten intolerant

Completely agree with you, user. That shite is fucking obnoxious and an insult to those who legit suffer from celiacs.

People who say buddy

> 5 star chefs at my current job
> on Sup Forums

Sure buddy.

>Anyone who is studying and is over 25 and uses it as an excuse to not socialise with me
Lol people dont like you

*cooks you up some delicious roasted asparagus drizzled with olive oil, seasoned with nutmeg, lemon juice, and pepper*

"It's gluten-free..."

People who are offended by the phrase Gluten Free and assume I'm some kind of glutard when in reality I've actually got Celiac and consuming anything with gluten in it might actually kill me.

Also, people who are on the Gluten Free bandwagon and give those of us with an actual condition a bad name.

> an insult to those who legit suffer from celiacs.

Lol. Why would anyone - including those people, give a fuck?

You are a fat ugly bitch arent ya... hahah thats what i thought.

Nigga of COURSE it's gluten free, there's no fucking what anywhere near it.

That's gotta be the most annoying part about this fad for sure. All the shit that NEVER had gluten in it has to be labelled gluten free now.

It's like they think that those with celiacs are too retarded to know that a fucking tomato doesn't have gluten.

>data scientist at dropbox boi
went to devry too, it makes ivfags mad to kno I get paid more than them.. a lot of engineers are on Sup Forums btw. Although, my network security manager hates this board because "not even skiddy's come here anymore".

"people" who have autism

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Cos those with celiacs get lumped in with the asshats trying to be 'cool'

Uneducated nigger spotted.